There’s A Kylie Jenner/Tyga Sex TapeBy toddMay 20, 2016
There’s A Kylie Jenner/Tyga Sex Tape


Remember that Kris Jenner strategy we were talking about earlier? Sometimes you just gotta stick with what got you here. 

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Remember that Kris Jenner strategy we were talking about earlier? Sometimes you just gotta stick with what got you here. 

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Ellen Let Kanye West Talk For 8 MinutesBy toddMay 19, 2016
Ellen Let Kanye West Talk For 8 Minutes




Kanye West was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today, where he went on rant saying he could make the world a better place. If somebody would just give him money. he didn’t really go into detail about exactly how he would make the world a better place, because he mostly talked about himself. Apparently his father living in a homeless shelter means he’s meant to change the world? He wasn’t clear. Then something about the Oscars and stopping bullying in school by giving everybody nice clothes. He also compared himself to Walt Disney, Steve Jobs, and Picasso. He also called himself “the Michael Jackson of apparel”. I’ll let you figure this all out.


Kanye West was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today, where he went on rant saying he could make the world a better place. If somebody would just give him money….

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Ben Carson Needs A Background CheckBy toddOctober 07, 2015
Ben Carson Needs A Background Check


In America, anyone can be President. Scary, huh? That’s good news for Presidential candidate Ben Carson, because he’s raking in millions like he got a endorsement deal from Nike just for saying Muslims shouldn’t be allowed to be President. Ben Carson then realized there was more money to be made, so in the wake of the Umpqua Community College shooting which left 9 people dead and 9 people injured, Carson channeled his Mark Wahlberg and let the victims’ families know they died because they weren’t aggressive enough. Pussies.

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In America, anyone can be President. Scary, huh? That’s good news for Presidential candidate Ben Carson, because he’s raking in millions like he got a endorsement deal from Nike just…

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Brian Austin Green Officially Wants Megan Fox’s MoneyBy toddSeptember 30, 2015

Just go ahead and stay that way, Megan.

Brian Austin Green just put it in writing … he’s asking soon-to-be ex-wife Megan Fox for spousal support. In the docs filed Tuesday, Green checks the box for spousal support … a move we saw coming….Megan is still working on big time movies and has a steady income. As we’ve reported this break-up is as amicable as can be — Brian and Megan are still living under the same roof and co-parenting their sons.

Megan Fox and this dude split last month, and now she has to write a check because he falls down on the way to auditions sometimes. I just read about vertigo on WebMD. Sounds made up. I would’ve said something cool like greyscale.

Just go ahead and stay that way, Megan. Brian Austin Green just put it in writing … he’s asking soon-to-be ex-wife Megan Fox for spousal support. In the docs filed Tuesday, Green…

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Demi Lovato In Complex Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddSeptember 30, 2015

Helen Mirren‘s nipples have retired  [ Dlisted ]

Bill Cosby dropped Kayleigh Morris off on the sidewalk [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Justin Bieber thinks he’s Jesus [ The Superficial ]

Bella Thorne bikini Snapchats (NSFW site)  [ Celeb Jihad ]

Candice Swanepoel in lingerie [ Egotastic ]

A Stephanie Smith picture moment [ Hollywood Tuna]

There will be a series on ABC Family about….Nicki Minaj   [ DrunkenStepfather ]

Kylie Jenner should never take this off [ Popoholic ]

Selena Gomez wore a boob window  [ The Blemish ]

Adriana Lima wore this for a photshoot [ Moe Jackson ]

DiCaprio‘s girlfriend might get the wrong idea [ Lainey Gossip ]

More Demi Lovato [ IDLYITW ]

Helen Mirren‘s nipples have retired  [ Dlisted ] Bill Cosby dropped Kayleigh Morris off on the sidewalk [ Taxi Driver Movie ] Justin Bieber thinks he’s Jesus [ The Superficial…

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Lucy Pinder Isn’t A Jesus Cult/Child PornBy toddAugust 21, 2015

Yeah, so sorry about all the horrific child porn and equally horrific professions of Christ on the site today. Hopefully Lucy Pinder will help.

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Yeah, so sorry about all the horrific child porn and equally horrific professions of Christ on the site today. Hopefully Lucy Pinder will help.

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Jared Fogle Asked An FBI Informant If He Could Secretly Film Her KidsBy toddAugust 21, 2015

When the alien invasion warships arrive, I’ll be the one on the roof waving them in. You should join. In the meantime. let’s all thank Rochelle Herman, the woman who was an FBI informant for eight years to bring down Jared Fogle.

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When the alien invasion warships arrive, I’ll be the one on the roof waving them in. You should join. In the meantime. let’s all thank Rochelle Herman, the woman who…

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Gene Simmon’s House Got Raided For Child PornBy toddAugust 21, 2015

A search warrant was executed by the LAPD’s Internet Crime Against Children Task Force at 8am yesterday morning. Gene Simmons doesn’t appear to be a suspect. But, like, can we all agree to stop looking pictures of naked children? Let’s just all agree to that.

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A search warrant was executed by the LAPD’s Internet Crime Against Children Task Force at 8am yesterday morning. Gene Simmons doesn’t appear to be a suspect. But, like, can we all…

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Afternoon Dump – ThursdayBy toddAugust 13, 2015

Ben Affleck is giving The Nanny $10K a month for rent because it’s cheaper to keep her

Jezebel’s idea of great standup comedy is about what you’d expect

Somebody you know possessed? Pour Bill Cosby’s semen on them

Sesame Street is coming to HBO

Obama’s summer reading list doesn’t include the Bible” – Ted Cruz probably

Trump was officially fired from The Apprentice, Amal Clooney might take over

Fuck this shark

Will Smith is rebooting The Fresh Prince

 

 

 

Ben Affleck is giving The Nanny $10K a month for rent because it’s cheaper to keep her Jezebel’s idea of great standup comedy is about what you’d expect Somebody you…

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Gavin Rossdale Banged A Playboy Playmate In 2002By toddAugust 13, 2015

This gallery is of Sara Underwood, a former Playboy playmate. I’m not saying this is the Playmate that Gavin Rossdale had sex with while married, I’m saying Sara Underwood is the former Playboy playmate who I would have sex with while married and my wife watched. So, did Gavin Rossdale and Sara Underwood have sex? What I’m saying is that I don’t know. Maybe? I’d like to think so. Anyway, Gavin Rossale apparently banged a Playboy Playmate while he was dating Gwen Stefani.

Now, a mistress has spoken out regarding an alleged 2002 sexual encounter with Rossdale. “He was beautiful and charming,” the woman told In Touch. “He was with Gwen, but that didn’t stop him from hooking up with me.” Citing an “instant attraction,” the woman recalls that she was wearing nothing but lingerie and body glitter when she was introduced to Rossdale by mutual friends. The woman, a Hollywood insider, says that they “spent a lot of time flirting,” and that Rossdale had said that he and Stefani were having relationship problems. “I thought they were breaking up and that I had a chance,” she admitted. The pair then headed to a room with padded floors inside the mansion. “We started fooling around,” she revealed, claiming that the two had oral sex. “Gavin was so gentle and kind.” After the alleged sexcapade, the woman says that she and Rossdale exchanged regular text messages. “I was head over heels in love with him,” she said, adding that she was shocked when he married Stefani a year later – but that he continued to text her for a month after that. “I do feel bad for Gwen,” she said. “He’s just a cheater.”

Here’s a list of every Playboy Playmate of 2002, so feel free to pick your favorite. Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani were married in 2002, and this allegedly happened in 2002. Nickelback also had the #1 song of 2002, so you can’t really blame anyone for what they did during 2002. It was a dark time.

 

 

This gallery is of Sara Underwood, a former Playboy playmate. I’m not saying this is the Playmate that Gavin Rossdale had sex with while married, I’m saying Sara Underwood is…

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