Remember that Kris Jenner strategy we were talking about earlier? Sometimes you just gotta stick with what got you here.
Kanye West was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today, where he went on rant saying he could make the world a better place. If somebody would just give him money. he didn’t really go into detail about exactly how he would make the world a better place, because he mostly talked about himself. Apparently his father living in a homeless shelter means he’s meant to change the world? He wasn’t clear. Then something about the Oscars and stopping bullying in school by giving everybody nice clothes. He also compared himself to Walt Disney, Steve Jobs, and Picasso. He also called himself “the Michael Jackson of apparel”. I’ll let you figure this all out.
In America, anyone can be President. Scary, huh? That’s good news for Presidential candidate Ben Carson, because he’s raking in millions like he got a endorsement deal from Nike just for saying Muslims shouldn’t be allowed to be President. Ben Carson then realized there was more money to be made, so in the wake of the Umpqua Community College shooting which left 9 people dead and 9 people injured, Carson channeled his Mark Wahlberg and let the victims’ families know they died because they weren’t aggressive enough. Pussies.
Just go ahead and stay that way, Megan.
Brian Austin Green just put it in writing … he’s asking soon-to-be ex-wife Megan Fox for spousal support. In the docs filed Tuesday, Green checks the box for spousal support … a move we saw coming….Megan is still working on big time movies and has a steady income. As we’ve reported this break-up is as amicable as can be — Brian and Megan are still living under the same roof and co-parenting their sons.
Megan Fox and this dude split last month, and now she has to write a check because he falls down on the way to auditions sometimes. I just read about vertigo on WebMD. Sounds made up. I would’ve said something cool like greyscale.
Helen Mirren‘s nipples have retired [ Dlisted ]
Bill Cosby dropped Kayleigh Morris off on the sidewalk [ Taxi Driver Movie ]
Bella Thorne bikini Snapchats (NSFW site) [ Celeb Jihad ]
Candice Swanepoel in lingerie [ Egotastic ]
A Stephanie Smith picture moment [ Hollywood Tuna]
There will be a series on ABC Family about….Nicki Minaj [ DrunkenStepfather ]
Selena Gomez wore a boob window [ The Blemish ]
Adriana Lima wore this for a photshoot [ Moe Jackson ]
DiCaprio‘s girlfriend might get the wrong idea [ Lainey Gossip ]
More Demi Lovato [ IDLYITW ]
Ben Affleck is giving The Nanny $10K a month for rent because it’s cheaper to keep her
Jezebel’s idea of great standup comedy is about what you’d expect
Somebody you know possessed? Pour Bill Cosby’s semen on them
Sesame Street is coming to HBO
“Obama’s summer reading list doesn’t include the Bible” – Ted Cruz probably
Trump was officially fired from The Apprentice, Amal Clooney might take over
Will Smith is rebooting The Fresh Prince
This gallery is of Sara Underwood, a former Playboy playmate. I’m not saying this is the Playmate that Gavin Rossdale had sex with while married, I’m saying Sara Underwood is the former Playboy playmate who I would have sex with while married and my wife watched. So, did Gavin Rossdale and Sara Underwood have sex? What I’m saying is that I don’t know. Maybe? I’d like to think so. Anyway, Gavin Rossale apparently banged a Playboy Playmate while he was dating Gwen Stefani.
Now, a mistress has spoken out regarding an alleged 2002 sexual encounter with Rossdale. “He was beautiful and charming,” the woman told In Touch. “He was with Gwen, but that didn’t stop him from hooking up with me.” Citing an “instant attraction,” the woman recalls that she was wearing nothing but lingerie and body glitter when she was introduced to Rossdale by mutual friends. The woman, a Hollywood insider, says that they “spent a lot of time flirting,” and that Rossdale had said that he and Stefani were having relationship problems. “I thought they were breaking up and that I had a chance,” she admitted. The pair then headed to a room with padded floors inside the mansion. “We started fooling around,” she revealed, claiming that the two had oral sex. “Gavin was so gentle and kind.” After the alleged sexcapade, the woman says that she and Rossdale exchanged regular text messages. “I was head over heels in love with him,” she said, adding that she was shocked when he married Stefani a year later – but that he continued to text her for a month after that. “I do feel bad for Gwen,” she said. “He’s just a cheater.”
Here’s a list of every Playboy Playmate of 2002, so feel free to pick your favorite. Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani were married in 2002, and this allegedly happened in 2002. Nickelback also had the #1 song of 2002, so you can’t really blame anyone for what they did during 2002. It was a dark time.