Lindsay Lohan talked to Vanity Fair and said she’s writing a book. Lindsay Lohan also made it to 30. The world doesn’t make sense. 

I am in the process of writing a book, and I am very excited to share my personal experiences in life and how to overcome obstacles. I hope that my words will connect with those who need some guidance when [or] if they are in a tough place. I am grateful that I have a voice, which I can now feel comfortable using as a platform to let people know that we all have ups and downs in life, and we can all come up from the downs if we get in touch with our inner self and spiritual side.

If you go check the receipts, every celebrity news site owes most of their traffic from 2005 to 2010 to Lindsay Lohan. The chick never really stood a chance with the parents she has and all the cocaine. She’s been arrested more times than a Dallas Cowboy’s player, turned 21 in rehab,  and saw herself replaced with Emma Stone before she turned 24. Now she’s living in London and engaged to the trust fund kid of a Russian billionaire. I hope this book is in the self-help section of the SI Swimsuit offices.

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