James Franco Might Have Head-Butted Some Dude Over Lana Del ReyBy toddOctober 19, 2016
James Franco Might Have Head-Butted Some Dude Over Lana Del Rey

 

A photographer is suing James Franco because in 2014 he was at a Lana Del Rey concert, and if I’m reading this right, James Franco was high as shit on something.

David Tonnessen says he was snapping photos of Lana at Hollywood Forever Cemetery in 2014 when Franco, unprovoked, viciously charged and head-butted him in the stomach. According to the docs … Franco was “smiling, rather demonically” when Tonnessen first spotted him, and then — with a “blank expression of joy on his face” … knocked him to the ground. Tonnessen says he was hospitalized and suffered permanent injuries. He’s suing for medical expenses and other damages. We’ve reached out to Franco, so far no word back.

I have no idea where this story is gonna go, but here’s some pics of Lana Del Rey in 2014. Doesn’t seem worth it.

 

  A photographer is suing James Franco because in 2014 he was at a Lana Del Rey concert, and if I’m reading this right, James Franco was high as shit…

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Amber Rose Perfectly Summed Up The Donald Trump Sex StuffBy toddOctober 18, 2016
Amber Rose Perfectly Summed Up The Donald Trump Sex Stuff

 

If you don’t really want to hear what Amber Rose has to say, it’s easy to write her off as a “slut” or “stripper” to keep your fear of women who won’t allow themselves to be subjugated at bay, but when she has an opinion on an issue, it’s pretty much fucking spot on. She also killed Kanye with a single tweet and sent Khloe Kardashian into the ether. Respect. On Friday, during her Loveline with Amber Rose podcast, Rose gave her opinion on the latest Donald Trump mess.

“This is definitely not me sticking up for Donald Trump at all, [but] I do feel like, based on his age, where he came from, the fact that he grew up with a lot of money and a lot of entitlement, that’s probably all he knows. White, privileged, older, f–king rich as f–k,”..“‘I can touch anybody’s p—y I want, I’m Donald Trump. Who the hell is ever going to say no?’”

If you have any critical thinking skills at all, it just takes one time listening to Donald Trump responding to these allegations to understand that this is 100% how he feels. He’s more annoyed that his supporters might not think the women are hot. You know who does that? Narcissists who get caught on hot mics saying they grab pussy whenever they want, then saying the dozen who claimed he did just that are liars.

Then Amber Rose said this. This right here.

“I feel like if Donald Trump — if I was just a regular girl, before I became an activist — came and touched my vagina, I would be scared to tell someone. I would be terrified. I would be like, ‘Donald Trump literally just touched my vagina. Who the f–k do I call? Do I call 9-1-1? Do I call the cop that lives in my neighborhood? Who do I contact? Do I get online and put it on Twitter?”…How do I go about it [so] people literally wouldn’t say, ‘You’re f–king lying. Donald Trump is a millionaire. He doesn’t have to touch your vagina without consent. He could literally f–k whoever he wants’?”

If you don’t understand that last blockquote and how it pertains to victims of sexual assault by powerful men, then either you wish you could grab pussy without recourse or you just hate Hillary too much to understand. Or it it could just be a big media conspiracy to make Trump say these things. You never know!

 

  If you don’t really want to hear what Amber Rose has to say, it’s easy to write her off as a “slut” or “stripper” to keep your fear of women…

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‘The Accountant’ UK Premiere Was Last Night, Anna Kendrick Seems ThrilledBy toddOctober 18, 2016
‘The Accountant’ UK Premiere Was Last Night, Anna Kendrick Seems Thrilled

 

From what I can tell, The Accountant is about a slick hitman with autism who shoots bad guys instead of elementary school children with a gun his mom bought. Part of this movie filmed right outside my friend’s apartment in Buckhead, and you could legit look out the window and see Ben Affleck. The didn’t even make me want to go to Buckhead. Cool story, Todd. Anyway, the UK premiere was last night, and I still can’t figure out if Anna Kendrick is supposed to be attractive or not. Her face kinda looks like a witch mask. The boobs don’t, so this what might be causing the confusion on my end.

 

  From what I can tell, The Accountant is about a slick hitman with autism who shoots bad guys instead of elementary school children with a gun his mom bought. Part of…

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Trump Fans Booed And Walked Out Of An Amy Schumer ShowBy toddOctober 17, 2016
Trump Fans Booed And Walked Out Of An Amy Schumer Show

 

Just so this makes sense, Amy Schumer‘s comedy show was in Florida.

About 200 people walked out of Amy Schumer’s comedy show at the Amalie Arena in Tampa Sunday when she mocked Donald Trump as, among other things, an “orange, sexual-assaulting, fake- college-starting monster.” Loud booing from a vocal, but small minority of the arena crowd started about halfway through the show, when Schumer’s raunchy humor veered into more topical matters topics, including gun control and the presidential election…She made it clear she doesn’t understand how people can support Trump. At one point, she asked for a Trump supporter – preferably one with sleeves, she told security personnel – to join her up on stage to explain their enthusiasm for Trump. One fellow did, but he said he was voting for Trump mainly because he doesn’t trust Clinton. When some audience members booed, the actor/comedian invited them to leave and also asked security to remove anyone booing.

Just like their Supreme Leader, when faced with even the slightest bit of criticism, Trump stans have an unhinged meltdown, but also, Amy Schumer is a horrible person. I’m voting third party on this one. Nope. Still not Gary Johnson. Dude needs to just eat the other half of his brownie and go to sleep.

 

UPDATE: The video was removed from YouTube. It’s a global conspiracy and the media is trying to rig the election or something.

 

  Just so this makes sense, Amy Schumer‘s comedy show was in Florida. About 200 people walked out of Amy Schumer’s comedy show at the Amalie Arena in Tampa Sunday…

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Taylor Swift Won’t Let Lady Gaga Get Away With ThisBy toddOctober 07, 2016

I never thought to realize that Taylor Swift would take never being asked to perform during a Super Bowl halftime show as a slap in the face and a personal affront, but I guess we should have known. So in keeping with her passive aggressive life philosophy, Lady Gaga may be performing during the actual Super Bowl, but Taylor Swift will be performing all weekend.

Looks like Lady Gaga’s got some unexpected company for Super Bowl weekend. Taylor Swift on Tuesday signed a giant multimillion-dollar deal with telecom giant AT&T that will have T-Swizzle headlining a concert extravaganza on the eve of the big game. The concert, part of the DirecTV Super Saturday Night event, will give Swift one of the biggest stages in music. It takes place in the stadium hosting the Super Bowl — which this year is in Houston.

Then Swift’s PR team had this added to the article I assume.

It seems Swift is a paid endorser of Diet Coke and the Super Bowl halftime show is sponsored by rival Pepsi. “She always wanted to play Super Bowl halftime but she has a deal with Diet Coke,” the source said of the 10-time Grammy winner. But getting shut out of the halftime performance wasn’t going to keep Swift too far from the bright lights of the super-size marketing event. “Taylor Swift knows how to monetize everything,” said one branding expert, who mused that perhaps the 26-year-old songbird’s “future music goes to AT&T.”

I also should have known that Taylor Swift likes Diet Coke so much she has a deal with them. It’s every sorority girl’s dream.

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Margot Robbie At LAX & LinksBy toddAugust 24, 2016

Alexis Ren is trying to get Instagram banned  (NSFW) [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

The Kardashians might get reported to the FTC  [  The Superficial   ]

DMX has 15 kids now [  Dlisted  ]

Stella Maxwell‘s secret nipple  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Frenchy Morgan doing what she does (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

A moment with Barbara Fialho  [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Jessica Alba remains MILF #1  [  Popoholic   ]

Kendall Jenner looks super happy  [  Moe Jackson   ] 

The Cincinnati Zoo doesn’t want you to love Harambe   [  The Blemish  ]

Alexis Ren is trying to get Instagram banned  (NSFW) [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] The Kardashians might get reported to the FTC  [  The Superficial   ] DMX has 15 kids now […

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Ryan Lochte Lost All His EndorsementsBy toddAugust 23, 2016
Ryan Lochte Lost All His Endorsements


Ryan Lochte is just a kid (32-year old man) who overexaggerated (lied) his story about being held at gunpoint and robbed in Brazil (vandalized a gas station bathroom and confronted by armed guards who made him pay for it because Brazil isn’t America) and letting his teammates down (fleeing the country like a bitch without telling them). Now he’s losing all his shit.


Speedo USA: “While we have enjoyed a winning relationship with Ryan for over a decade and he has been an important member of the Speedo team, we cannot condone behavior that is counter to the values this brand has long stood for.”

Ralph Lauren: “”Ralph Lauren’s endorsement agreement with Ryan Lochte was specifically in support of the Rio 2016 Olympic Games, and the company will not be renewing his contract.”

Airweave: “made the decision to end our partnership with Ryan Lochte”

Syneron-Candela: “Syneron-Candela will be ending its partnership with Ryan Lochte. We hold our employees to high standards, and we expect the same of our business partners.”


This has to be terrible new to Ryan Lochte and his family. It’ll be even worse once they explain to him what “endorsement” means. 

Ryan Lochte is just a kid (32-year old man) who overexaggerated (lied) his story about being held at gunpoint and robbed in Brazil (vandalized a gas station bathroom and confronted by…

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Amy Schumer Wore This For Some ReasonBy toddAugust 23, 2016

The Internet keeps telling me that Amy Schumer isn’t fat, and Amy will have unhinged meltdown if you call her “plus-sized“, so they only real explanation is that she’s constantly storing nuts for winter. Another explanation is that she’s overweight. Whatever she’s a horrible person

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The ‘Suicide Squad’ Press Tour & LinksBy toddJuly 27, 2016
The ‘Suicide Squad’ Press Tour & Links


Yeah, so Jennifer Garner might be pregnant   [  The Superficial   ]

Ireland Baldwin topless in Treats   (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie   

Ariel Winter got into a car accident  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip  ] 

The next Kate Upton?  [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Kate Hudson hit up Greece in a bikini  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

So Nina Dobrev is really doing this movie, huh?  [  Moe Jackson   ] 

Taylor Swift will have somebody killed over this   [  Dlisted  ]

Hilary Duff with the mom jeans  [  Popoholic   ]

More Suicide Squad news [ IDLYITW ]


Yeah, so Jennifer Garner might be pregnant   [  The Superficial   ] Ireland Baldwin topless in Treats   (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]  Ariel Winter got into a car accident  (NSFW site)  [  The…

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Matt Walsh Is A DickBy toddAugust 13, 2014
Matt Walsh Is A Dick

 

So, let me start by saying that I did my Robin Williams’ post and that was going to be it. More eloquent people than myself have said all there needed to be said about suicide and depression, so I said my thing and I was done. Well, until I got 23 texts yesterday with a link to some shit Matt Walsh wrote (I’m not linking to his blog, because fuck him). I literally knew nothing about this dude until yesterday, but a cursory click through of his blog, and you quickly find out he’s a pro-life, pro-war  “Christian”, so obviously he believes he’s morally superior than you. He also looks like an AV Club nerd. Anyway, he made some points. I’ll make mine. *cracks knuckles*

I’m not normally one to write a blog post about a dead celebrity, but then I suppose there is no such thing. There are only living celebrities, not dead ones. In death, wealth and prestige decay and we are brought into a new reality, the only reality there is or ever was — one which, for much better or much worse, doesn’t care at all about our popularity or our money. The death of Robin Williams is significant not because he was famous, but because he was human, and not just because he left this world, but particularly because he apparently chose to leave it. Suicide….It’s a tragic choice, truly, but it is a choice, and we have to remember that. Your suicide doesn’t happen to you; it doesn’t attack you like cancer or descend upon you like a tornado. It is a decision made by an individual. A bad decision. Always a bad decision. And that’s why I felt compelled to say something here. There are important truths we can take from the suicide of a rich and powerful man, yet I’m worried that we are too afraid to tackle the subject, or too blind to tackle it with any depth, so we only perpetuate the problem. But worse than the glossing over of suicide is the fact that we seem to approach it with an attitude that nearly resembles admiration.

While it’s admirable that Matt Walsh checked his traffic stats and decided it was probably a good time to jump into the suicide debate with a trending SEO topic, but after looking through his blog, you know what I didn’t see? His thoughts on the suicides committed by soldiers every single day. Soldiers who fight so we can argue on the Internet, then come home to find a government that has abandoned them after their purpose has been served. I thought God blessed our troops and everybody was praying for them? If so, why are they killing themselves? Just because you can’t see a disease, doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. You know, like your belief in God.

We are so trained to ignore differing perspectives that the minute a person opens his mouth with a view diverging from our own, we block out his words and fill in the blanks with some caricature we concocted in our heads. I can understand atheists who insist that depression must only be a disease of the brain, as they believe that our entire being is contained by, and comprised of, our physical bodies. But I don’t understand how theists, who acknowledge the existence of the soul, think they can draw some clear line of distinction between the body and the soul, and declare unequivocally that depression is rooted in one but not the other. This is a radically materialist view now shared by millions of spiritualist people. A very troubling trend.

Here, Matt Walsh is basically saying “I’m entitled to my opinion you must respect it!”. No, nobody is entitled to their opinion, they are  entitled to believe what they can prove. If Matt wants to tell be Wendy’s fries are better than McDonald’s fries, hey, go for it. That’s an opinion. But if we wants me to respect his opinion that depression isn’t a disease of the brain, despite millions of pages that say otherwise, then he’s a fucking moron. Also, he once again inserts God into the equation, saying the body and soul are one in the same. I don’t have enough time to get into biology and physiology here, but for the sake of argument, let’s say the soul actually exists and religion and a belief in a deity precludes you from taking your own life. Catholic priests and suicide bombers would like to have a word. Also, he seems to not understand the fact that he’s basing his beliefs on a dude who committed suicide because of voices in his head 2,014 years ago (or whenever Jesus died).

First, suicide does not claim anyone against their will. No matter how depressed you are, you never have to make that choice. That choice. Whether you call depression a disease or not, please don’t make the mistake of saying that someone who commits suicide “died from depression.” No, he died from his choice. He died by his own hand. Depression will not appear on the autopsy report, because it can’t kill you on its own. It needs you to pull the trigger, take the pills, or hang the rope. To act like death by suicide is exactly analogous to death by malaria or heart failure is to steal hope from the suicidal person. We think we are comforting him, but in fact we are convincing him that he is powerless. We are giving him a way out, an excuse. Sometimes that’s all he needs — the last straw.

You know why suicide doesn’t claim anyone against their will? Because people who commit suicide have no fucking will left. It’s all used up. It’s gone. That shit is on empty. A person who commits suicide no longer has the will to fight, they no longer have the strength to take one more step in this dark, fucked up world (that’s supposedly all part of “God’s plan) because chemicals in their brain are telling them they are worthless and unworthy of love, and worse, unworthy of existing at all. This post isn’t even about Robin Williams or Matt Walsh anymore. It’s about you. You who are reading this right now and feel like the sun will never come up on your darkness. It might, it might not. That doesn’t mean you don’t owe it to yourself and those who love you to find out. You are loved, your life has meaning, and you are never alone. Come talk to me anytime at editor@idontlikeyouinthatway.com and ignore this.  I can’t spell, but we all have our demons.

  So, let me start by saying that I did my Robin Williams’ post and that was going to be it. More eloquent people than myself have said all there…

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