Beyonce’s Twins Are Still In The Hospital With A ‘Minor Issue’By toddJune 19, 2017
Beyonce’s Twins Are Still In The Hospital With A ‘Minor Issue’

 

Beyonce had her twins on Monday, but they’ve been in the hospital for a week because of something. Nobody knows.

Beyonce has given birth to a boy and a girl, but an issue surfaced that has kept them in the hospital for nearly a week … TMZ has confirmed. Sources connected with the family tell us the twins were born Monday in a Los Angeles hospital. We’re told a “minor issue” surfaced, and as a result … doctors do not feel comfortable releasing them. We do not know the nature of the issue.  One source told us Beyonce also remains at the hospital, but as far as we know she’s okay. The babies are expected to be okay as well.

The “minor issue” might be the birth mother is holding up signing the adoption papers until Jay Z gives her a record deal. The “minor issue” might be the boy twin doesn’t want to leave because he found out he wasn’t born in Wakanda and he won’t be Black Panther. The “minor issue” might be Blue Ivy has hid them and won’t release them until her demands are met. I guess we’ll find out eventually. Or not. Either or is fine.

 

  Beyonce had her twins on Monday, but they’ve been in the hospital for a week because of something. Nobody knows. Beyonce has given birth to a boy and a…

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Ariel Winter In A Bikini & LinksBy toddJune 19, 2017

A post shared by ARIEL WINTER (@arielwinter) on

 

Michael Phelps is going to race a shark   [  Dlisted  ]

The wind vs. Ronda Rousey‘s dress  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Rihanna‘s nipples are in a video  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Elle Fanning is becoming a basic Instagram chick  [  Popoholic  ]

This sci-fi short film Rakka starring Sigourney Weaver is insane  [  Egotastic  ]

Sarah Hyland in a swimsuit  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Krysten Ritter‘s nipples are filming Jessica Jones S2  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Hello there, Olivia Wilde  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Jada Pinkett Smith hates All Eyez On Me   [  Cele|bitchy   ]

Joss Whedon’s Wonder Woman script was painful   [  The Blemish  ]

More Ariel Winter  [  IDLY  ]

A post shared by ARIEL WINTER (@arielwinter) on Jun 18, 2017 at 5:13pm PDT   Michael Phelps is going to race a shark   [  Dlisted  ] The wind vs. Ronda Rousey‘s…

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Lena Dunham Is Naked AgainBy toddJune 16, 2017
Lena Dunham Is Naked Again

 

Hopefully they make a pill to cure Lena Dunham‘s noxious narcissism and obvious self-loathing, but until then, I guess we all have to suffer. Lena Dunham has posted yet another naked selfie to tell us once again how much she loves her body even though other people don’t and how she’s comfortable with her body and oh god please stop. Just stop. If you need type a caption on a naked pic to make people feel sorry for you, maybe you shouldn’t be posting naked pics. Only people who constantly say they love their bodies hate their bodies this much. Remember the time she called Odell Beckham a misogynist for not talking to her ugly ass?  Cover this shit up with a Trump 2020 t-shirt so Democrats can finally win an election.

 

  Hopefully they make a pill to cure Lena Dunham‘s noxious narcissism and obvious self-loathing, but until then, I guess we all have to suffer. Lena Dunham has posted yet…

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Patton Oswalt Is Dating Meredith SalengerBy toddJune 16, 2017
Patton Oswalt Is Dating Meredith Salenger

 

If you’re wondering how long it would take for Patton Oswalt to get horny after finding his wife of 11 years dead in their bed, it’s 14 months. It took 14 months.

But Patton Oswalt was smiling again on Wednesday as he made his red carpet debut with new girlfriend, actress Meredith Salenger. The couple held hands as they arrived at the premiere for Baby Driver in Los Angeles.

According to Meredith Salenger’s Instagram, she’s already in love, so obviously it was less than 14 months. Oswalt’s wife solved mysteries, so we can’t put her on the case of how long this has been going on.

 

I’m super in love guys. Just FYI.

A post shared by Meredith Salenger (@meredithsalenger) on


I found a video where Meredith Salenger was hot. It’s in standard definition.

 

 

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Elle Fanning In A Sports BraBy toddJune 16, 2017

I’m not sure if Elle Fanning ate Dakota Fanning and consumed her power or casting directors realized Elle Fanning is the less weird-looking Fanning or what, but all I’m saying is we haven’t seen Dakota in anything for a while. That seems like a good thing. Maybe Elle Fanning in workout clothes is a good thing. I don’t know. She’s painfully white. Maybe one of you like jacking off to ghosts. I’m here to help. I stand with you.

I’m not sure if Elle Fanning ate Dakota Fanning and consumed her power or casting directors realized Elle Fanning is the less weird-looking Fanning or what, but all I’m saying…

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Katy Perry And John Mayer Broke Up AgainBy toddJuly 24, 2015

Yeah, so Katy Perry and John Mayer have split for the fourth time. You know, like maybe this wasn’t meant to be and stuff.

In what might be the most accurate form of life imitating art, we offer you Katy Perry and John Mayer’s roller coaster relationship. These two have been up and down (or “hot and cold,” if you will) for years now, and E! News has exclusively learned from a source close to the couple that they’ve called it quits again.

Katy Perry has big boobs. That’s pretty much it. Oh and a rumored raging coke problem. Which is probably why she nodded and hit send on this tweet thinking it read like Cormac McCarthy. She and John Mayer (mostly John Mayer) were supposed to write a Taylor Swift diss track in response to Taylor Swift’s Katy Perry diss track, but wow I’m already bored with this so I’m stopping now.

Yeah, so Katy Perry and John Mayer have split for the fourth time. You know, like maybe this wasn’t meant to be and stuff. In what might be the most…

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Jessica Lowndes’ Butt Is Working OutBy toddJune 09, 2015
Jessica Lowndes’ Butt Is Working Out

Ok, so apparently doesn’t want me to embed this video and Comcast doesn’t want to return my calls, but unlike my other one true love Ashley Greene, whose ass looks like it got frostbite and had to be amputated, Jessica Lowndes’ ass is a goddamn national treasure and should be worshiped and written about more than the stuff in the Bible. I’m not gonna lie, I’d eat it if there wasn’t condiments reality available.

Ok, so apparently doesn’t want me to embed this video and Comcast doesn’t want to return my calls, but unlike my other one true love Ashley Greene, whose ass looks…

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Wow, Look. It’s Miley Cyrus NakedBy toddJune 09, 2015

Brace yourselves, Miley Cyrus got naked for Paper Magazine. This might be kinda interesting if Miley Cyrus wouldn’t agree to get naked on a Waffle House menu. Anyway, here’s Miley being naked and weird because omg you guys she’s so edgy now. I’ve seen crime scene photos that got me harder than this.

 

Brace yourselves, Miley Cyrus got naked for Paper Magazine. This might be kinda interesting if Miley Cyrus wouldn’t agree to get naked on a Waffle House menu. Anyway, here’s Miley…

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Lady Gaga Is Still A ThingBy toddJune 09, 2015

Hey, everybody remember Lady Gaga? She was that one singer who had those songs in 2009? Remember she liked to wear dumb shit? Coming back to you now? Ok, good. Apparently she’s still alive an still wearing dumb shit. She looks like Black Swan if Black Swan found an overturned Twinkie truck. I guess that’s still big in London.

Hey, everybody remember Lady Gaga? She was that one singer who had those songs in 2009? Remember she liked to wear dumb shit? Coming back to you now? Ok, good….

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Josh Duggar Pretty Much Wanted To Molest EveryoneBy toddJune 08, 2015

If you watched the Jessa and Jill Duggar interview (I’m posting Demi Lovato pictures instead. Sorry.)  it’s the only way  and thought to yourself, “man, this sounds super rehearsed”, it’s because it was. Jessa and Jill Duggar never received any sort of legitimate counseling besides being told to pray and to stop being immodest whores of the devil, but what they did receive was a crisis manager leading up to the interview, so they could effectively co-sign on Jim Bob‘s bullshit lies and not slip up and say, “Yeah, Josh is a serial child molester and sexual predator who was only stopped because he decided to try to finger somebody outside our house.” Not only did inTouch, who initially broke the story, completely annihilate the 11 Lies and Counting the Duggar’s told with a straight face to Megyn Kelly, they proceeded to kick them in their prematurely broken hymens.

It seems the most egregious lies told by the family concern the severity of Josh’s abuse. Dismissed as “mild touching” by Jessa Duggar, Josh’s behavior was shockingly aggressive and got worse with time. He molested a 5-year-old while she sat on his lap; he cornered an unidentified girl in the family’s laundry room and put his hand up her dress. He eventually got so bold that he assaulted a victim outside of the family’s home.  The family spoke frequently of the “safeguards” in the Duggar home that were designed to prevent further abuse…but failed miserably. In fact, many believe that Josh’s attacks got progressively worse in the year between the time when he first confessed his crimes to his parents and the time when they finally decided to report him to the authorities. “None of them acknowledged that this is predatory behavior,” psychologist Dr. Paula Bruce tells the magazine. “It’s classic. It’s got dominance and exploitation. That’s a pattern of someone who is becoming more sexually compulsive and increasingly so.” In Touch also claims that Josh did not receive mental health counseling from a licensed therapist until more than five years after he confessed to his parents, and the Duggars did not, as they claim, “fully cooperate” with the various investigations into Josh’s misconduct.

I honestly feel bad for Jessa and Jill Duggar, but let’s not brush over the fact that they were the only two of the five victims of Josh Duggar who wanted to be interviewed. Coincidentally, they are only two who are in talks for their own spin-off. Do you honestly believe they wanted to be in front of the cameras to talk about this? No, they were up there repeating the lies they rehearsed because Jim Bob is Stannis Baratheon, figuratively sacrificing his daughters to keep the only true God they serve, money. It’s gotten so bad for the Duggars, that Brietbart has disowned them. The only other way you can get disowned by Brietbart is if you don’t shoot a minority in the back while he’s running away or want Pamela Gellar on Mt. Rushmore.

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