Only Michael Bay would think it would be a good idea to make a live-action movie about bro mutant turtles who live in a sewer with a Chinese rat and like pizza, so a live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is being made. Great. Can't wait not to see it. But that doesn't change the fact that Michael Bay is awesome at objectifying women by using great lighting and slow motion to make their boobs an integral part of the narrattive, and who better to allow him to legally live out his rape fantasies than Megan Fox. And in case skateboarding turtles who are also ninjas is hard to believe, please keep in mind that Megan plays a reporter. Megan Fox is playing a reporter. I feel like I can't stress that enough.
This may be one of those classic cases of all black people looking the same, but before you get all racist, here is Jay-Z in Harlem in 1939. Maybe that's why he knows so much about New York City. Is that why Tupac and Biggie were killed? THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Note: If you're a chick and you got that Highlander reference, email me. Let's talk. Awwwww yeaaaaaahhh.
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