RIP Jennifer Love Hewitt (1995-2014)By toddApril 02, 2014

Hey, remember in I Know What You Did Last Summer when you would have ice hooked the entire cast to bang Jennifer Love Hewitt? Good times, good times. Well, it's 2014 now and she's 35 and just had a baby and this is what she looks like now. Women usually hit the wall harder than Dale Earnhardt when they hit 30, and when you add in a human being pushed out of their vagina, you might as well send them over to Amon Goeth. They are no longer essential to our operation here on Earth. Basically what I'm saying is to women over 35 is, ummm, ewwww.

Hey, remember in I Know What You Did Last Summer when you would have ice hooked the entire cast to bang Jennifer Love Hewitt? Good times, good times. Well, it's…

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Bar Refaeli Got A Gold FacialBy toddApril 02, 2014
Bar Refaeli Got A Gold Facial

 

When I hear the words "Bar Refaeli" and "facial" in the same sentence, "gold" isn't really the first thing that comes to mind. Yet here we are. A picture of physical perfection is getting 24-carat gold poured on her face. I wonder if Leonardo DiCaprio ever said that to her as a euphemism.

 

pic source = Instagram

  When I hear the words "Bar Refaeli" and "facial" in the same sentence, "gold" isn't really the first thing that comes to mind. Yet here we are. A picture…

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Farrah Abraham’s Vagina Is Gonna Be A Sex ToyBy toddSeptember 24, 2013

As told in The Book of Ruth, God's chosen one, Farrah Abraham, lied about making a sex tape then set the guy she made it with up to further her fame, then she traveled to a distant land in Chatsworth, CA to take a mold of her vagina so she can sell technically sell her pussy without being a prostitute. Radar Online reports:

The Teen Mom turned porn star is taking her sex symbol status to a whole new level with a new line of sex toys molded from her private parts — and only RadarOnline.com has the behind-the-scenes video of how Farrah stripped down to have the toys made! Farrah sat for a molding of a replica of her lower half and breasts during a recent visit to sex toy company Topco Sales. Crafted using the company’s world-renowned CyberSkin materials, the replicas of her body parts will be sold alongside toys and novelty items hand-selected by Farrah. As this exclusive behind-the-scenes video shows, Farrah was thrilled to browse the selection of samples during a recent visit to company headquarters, happily posing for photos with oversized dildos, vibrators, and sex dolls. “We’re thrilled to have been selected to partner with such a media-savvy celebrity,” Scott Tucker, the company’s CEO, told Radar. “We’re eagerly looking forward to working with Farrah on promoting her amazing new line of pleasure products and we’re twice as thrilled to bring these new products to her fans around the world.”

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Sorry, the sun just up came in NC. I embedded the video just so you can see the part where Farrah says, "Ok, so the thing about The Rabbit, like, I have one at home, and also like the anal part on it, like, the anal parts are never like long enough. So I want that changed." And then the other lady's reaction is just to simply nod and do a "K" in her head. Anyway, Farrah Abraham looks like a Transfomer that turns into horse, so hopefully they'll make that toy at some point.

 

As told in The Book of Ruth, God's chosen one, Farrah Abraham, lied about making a sex tape then set the guy she made it with up to further her…

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India Reynolds Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddSeptember 24, 2013
India Reynolds Says Good Morning, Links

 

Kanye West At His Kanyest [Dlisted]

Let Jessica Alba Fill Your Day With Nonsense [Fishwrapper]

Kelly Brook's White Lace Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Kim Kardashian Came Out of Hiding [The Superficial]

Amy Childs Has A Lot To Give [Hollywood Tuna

AnnaSophia Robb Got Back Baby [Popoholic]

Soon You Can Buy A Rubber Mold Of Backdoor Farrah’s Parts (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Jon Jones is no match for Wladimir Klitschko [TMZ]

Robert Pattinson has a new girlfriend? [Lainey Gossip]

Eddie Cibrian looks 10 years younger in Calabasas while LeAnn Rimes is away [Celebitchy]

5 Best Dressed at BAFTA Los Angeles TV Tea party [Moe Jackson]

Under the Skin has sort of a Species vibe to it [Film Drunk]

Tina Fey had a little wardrobe malfunction [Celebslam]

The 30 Sexiest Bisexual Celebrities [COED Magazine]

Chris Brown Is Being Kept Down by the Man [The Blemish]

In The Battle Of Kelly Clarkson VS Jane Austen, Jane Austen Won [Evil Beet Gossip]

Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher Mock Steelers’ Dan Rooney [Crave Online]

Feud: Lady Gaga vs. Adam Levine [Popbytes]

Kim Kardashian’s Pure Honey Fragrance Ad Revealed [Hollywood Life]

Stephen King Gives Zero Damns [Blabberazzi]

 

Pic source = Instagram

  Kanye West At His Kanyest [Dlisted] Let Jessica Alba Fill Your Day With Nonsense [Fishwrapper] Kelly Brook's White Lace Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Kim Kardashian Came…

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Miranda Kerr Is On Tour, LinksBy toddJune 05, 2013

THREE WORDS: January Jones Topless (NSFW) [My Ex]

Lucy Mecklenburgh Is See Through (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Steven Seagal Is A Russian Arms Dealer Now [The Superficial]

Erin Heatherton’s New Lingerie Sizzle-Fest [Popoholic]

Charisma Carpenter’s Sweet Booty Pop [Hollywood Tuna]

Soon There Will Be A Baby With The Last Name Rocknroll [Dlisted]

Mel B is in a bikini (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Lake Bell’s wedding dress was stupid [Lainey Gossip]

Sean Parker fined 2.5 mill by environmental groups for 9 mill wedding [Celebitchy]

Rihanna Works Her Style While Shopping in Paris [Moe Jackson]

What’s with all the Rapture scripts? [Film Drunk]

Kanye doesn't seem to be too fond of Kim's family [Celebslam]

28 Hottest Bar Refaeli GIFs for Her 28th Birthday [COED Magazine]

Michael Douglas’ Rep Denies Cunnilingus Claim [The Blemish]

Canada Screws Over New Kids On The Block [Evil Beet Gossip]

Behind the Scenes at ‘Game of Thrones’ Red Wedding [Crave Online]

Tyler, The Creator tried to cover for Justin Bieber’s speeding [Popbytes]

THREE WORDS: January Jones Topless (NSFW) [My Ex] Lucy Mecklenburgh Is See Through (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Steven Seagal Is A Russian Arms Dealer Now [The Superficial] Erin Heatherton’s…

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Amanda Bynes Is Like “Linda Blair In ‘The Exorcist'”By toddMay 31, 2013
Amanda Bynes Is Like “Linda Blair In ‘The Exorcist'”

 

You've probably already heard that Amanda Bynes was wandering around Buffalo and saying "we're not in Buffalo" then going to jump on a trampoline in a wig. Yes, that was a thing that happened. This is apprently only good news to people in her apartment building because that means she's not in her apartment building creeping everybody the fuck out. Page Six reports:

Neighbors in Amanda Bynes’ apartment building describe living with the wigged-out starlet as “like living with Linda Blair in ‘The Exorcist.’ ” One told us, “She stares you out in the elevator. Residents are terrified to be alone with her. She knocked on one woman’s door, and when it opened, she screamed ‘You’re ugly,’ and ran away. Amanda always seems to be alone, muttering to herself and looking completely out of it.” The resident said management as well as neighbors in Bynes’ West 47th Street building are fed up with her antics in the lobby, elevators and public corridors. The source added, “The day before her arrest, she arrived in a cab and ran upstairs, leaving the driver shrieking that she owed him $150. She left her cellphone in the cab. The good news is, she hasn’t been seen in the building since her arrest.”

At this point, Amanda Bynes should try trademark her catchphrase, "You're ugly!". It seems to be here go to insult and is apparenytly used on all objects alive or inanimate. I just used it on my dog. And this protein shake. I might even use it on my neighbor later.

  You've probably already heard that Amanda Bynes was wandering around Buffalo and saying "we're not in Buffalo" then going to jump on a trampoline in a wig. Yes, that…

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Cara Santana Is New Here, LinksBy toddMay 31, 2013

Lauren Pope Camel Toe in Silver Bikini (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Miley Cyrus Tweeted A Pic of Herself In A Wedding Dress, Is Handling The Break-Up Well [The Superficial]

Jessica Alba Rocks A Pair Of Skin-Tight Jeans [Popoholic]

Selena Gomez Keeps It Cute And Classy [Hollywood Tuna]

Mimi And Nicki Minaj Officially Quit American Idol [Dlisted]

HANDS DOWN: The Greatest Kelly Brook Photoshoot Ever (NSFW Nipples) [MyEx]

Doutzen Kroes is Hot As Hell In Vogue Brazil (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Penelope Cruz in Spain looking SO cute [Lainey Gossip]

Gwyneth Paltrow ‘has gone from pretentious to unbearable’, people hate her [Celebitchy]

Adriana Lima Keeps It Fresh [Moe Jackson]

There’s a Kickstarter for porn [Film Drunk]

Olivia Wilde is still in Maui [Celebslam]

The month in sport related women [COED Magazine]

Oh, Hey, Sara Jean Underwood [The Blemish]

Is Mila Kunis Mean? [Evil Beet Gossip]

Glenn Close Joins Guardians of the Galaxy [Crave Online]

Netflix wants to make more ‘Arrested Development’ [Popbytes]

Lauren Pope Camel Toe in Silver Bikini (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Miley Cyrus Tweeted A Pic of Herself In A Wedding Dress, Is Handling The Break-Up Well [The Superficial]…

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Sophie Turner’s Butt Went To Several Locations In CannesBy toddMay 31, 2013

I'm almost positive she doesn't have a movie out since she hasn't taken me up on my offer yet, but Sophie Turner went to Cannes where she manged to find a specialty dress shop that caters specifically to extras in rap videos. Then she walked around in Cannes and took pictures of her majestic ass. Look, it's in the street. Now it's in a hallway! And a dock! And in front of a movie poster! Now it's in a mirror! Now it's a some room! Hahaha, that silly butt! It's everywhere!

 

Source = Twitter

I'm almost positive she doesn't have a movie out since she hasn't taken me up on my offer yet, but Sophie Turner went to Cannes where she manged to find…

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Justin Bieber Has A 2-Year Old Illegitimate DaughterBy toddMay 30, 2013
Justin Bieber Has A 2-Year Old Illegitimate Daughter

 

I like when Justin Bieber gives thanks to Jesus every time he wins an award, because Jesus apparently doesn't care if you're a prick as long as you give him props on live television. So Beiber can race on a neighborhood street, make Selena Gomez get an abortion, and spit in a neighbor's face and still be cool JC.Oh, and he can apparently knock up a chick in 2010 then completely abandon her. Awesome! Anything is possible if you belieb. New York Post reports:

In a startlingly detailed report in Star, a 15-year-old Biebs allegedly slept with an unidentified 25-year-old “European” woman on Feb. 4, 2010. They supposedly met at a T.G.I. Fridays after the singer’s concert in Florida and he took her back to his room at the Gansevoort South hotel, the mag claims. After the alleged one-night stand, the woman gave birth in late October 2010 to a baby girl, a “source” said in the report. “She gave birth to a baby girl later that year, and Justin didn’t know anything about it. She just wanted to protect her baby. She wanted to keep her and her family away from any spotlight,” the source said. “In my opinion, she does look a lot like Justin did at that same age.” To take it a step further, the tabloid printed alleged texts between Bieber and the woman after their supposed hook-up where he says “thanks 4 last night” and calls it “Our little secret?”

Long story short,  Justin Bieber is a wigger douche who needs his teeth kicked in. Picking up chick's at T.G.I. Fridays can be added to the long list of reasons why.

  I like when Justin Bieber gives thanks to Jesus every time he wins an award, because Jesus apparently doesn't care if you're a prick as long as you give…

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Sarah Morrissey Is Selling Ice Cream, LinksBy toddMay 29, 2013

Amy Adams Pantyhose Upskirt on her Movie Set (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Bill Clinton has still got it [The Superficial]

Eliza Dushku Is Still Dating Rick Fox [Popoholic]

Carmen Ortega’s Busty Sexy Photoshoot [Hollywood Tuna]

Anne Hathaway Has Brown Hair Again [Dlisted]

Sara Underwood And Her Naked Ass Are Pefection (NSFW) [MyEx]

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale are not soldiers (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Harper Beckham is still the cutest celebrity baby [Lainey Gossip]

Kelly Osbourne wants kids: ‘I do want babies, but I don’t want a great big vagina’ [Celebitchy]

Taylor Swift Before & After Photo [Moe Jackson]

Paul Giamatti on the set of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 [Film Drunk]

A bunch of pretty people were in Monaco over the weekend [Celebslam]

Babes of the French Open 2013 [COED Magazine]

Corey Feldman Imitated Michael Jackson With Limp Bizkit [The Blemish]

Someone Threw Underwear At Lana Del Rey [Evil Beet Gossip]

Joss Whedon Vows Silence on Avengers 2 Villain [Crave Online]

Amanda Bynes’ bong or vase? You decide! [Popbytes]

Amy Adams Pantyhose Upskirt on her Movie Set (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Bill Clinton has still got it [The Superficial] Eliza Dushku Is Still Dating Rick Fox [Popoholic] Carmen…

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