He Remembers NowBy toddSeptember 01, 2009

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Hey, remember yesterday when Chris Brown said he didn’t remember beating the hell out of Rihanna? He apparently doesn’t remember that either because now he wants to “set things straight”. With “things” being the shit we saw on live television. Us Magazine reports:

He says: “There have been reports on the Internet that I didn’t remember what happened that night with Rihanna. I want to try and set things straight. “That 30 seconds of the interview they used of me was taken from a one hour interview during which that same question was asked something like four or five times — and when you look at the entire interview you will see it is not representative of what I said. “The first four times – or how ever many times it was – I gave the same answer — which was that I didn’t think it was appropriate for me to talk about what happened that night. I said it was not right for me and it really wasn’t fair to Rihanna. The fifth time – or whatever it was – I just misspoke. I was asked, ‘Do you remember doing it?’ and I said, ‘No.’ “Of course I remember what happened. Several times during the interview, my mother said that I came to her right afterwards and told her everything. But it was and still is a blur. And yes, I still can’t believe it happened because it is not me or who I am or is what happened like anything I have ever done before.”

You know what also wasn’t fair to Rihanna? Oh I don’t know, choking her out? So unless you were possessed or the alien invasion has already begun and they’ve taken your body as a host, it was you, you jackass. You did it, you said it. Just because a person can’t “remember” something doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. Unless you’re that college chick I met last night, then I don’t know what you’re talking about. Maybe your panties just had some place to be. Why don’t you go interrogate them since you’re a detective all of a sudden.

Hey, remember yesterday when Chris Brown said he didn’t remember beating the hell out of Rihanna? He apparently doesn’t remember that either because now he wants to “set things straight”….

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Lindsay Has New InkBy toddSeptember 01, 2009

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Lindsay Lohan lives in a psychotically unhinged fairy tale land of insanity and delusion, so of course she believes she’s Marilyn Monroe not that John G. raped and murdered her wife. So she got a new Marilyn Monroe quote tattooed on her arm. Examiner reports:

Lindsay has a previous Marilyn Monroe quote tattoo that she got when she broke up with Samantha Ronson. That one says, “Everyone’s a star and deserves the right to twinkle” The tattoo reads in cursive on Lindsay’s wrist, surrounded by yellow, blue, and green stars. She now has another new tattoo. Over the weekend Lohan showed off her new tattoo that reads, “I restore myself when I’m alone.” This is a famous Marilyn Monroe quote. The words were tattooed in cursive with colorful stars on Lindsay’s inner right arm.

I have no idea what any of those quotes mean, so I’m not even gonna try to understand what some drug-addled trainwreck mumbled in an interview 50 years ago. Anyway, tattoos are supposed to be scary, not some corny life-affirming rambling. For example, chicks think I’m deep because I have “BE” tattooed on my penis. That’s before they see it actually says “BEAST MODE”. They’re still right about the deep part of course, but not for the reasons they initially thought.


Check out Lindsay’s nude Marilyn Monroe shoot HERE and HERE (NSFW)

Lindsay in Hollywood on August 25th:

Banner pic credit: Examiner

Lindsay Lohan lives in a psychotically unhinged fairy tale land of insanity and delusion, so of course she believes she’s Marilyn Monroe not that John G. raped and murdered her…

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IDLYITW Back 2 School LinksBy toddAugust 31, 2009
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Adrianne Curry is Twitter topless [Egotastic]

Facebook
warning signs [College Humor]

Geri Halliwell
nipples and cameltoe [TaxiDriverMovie]

Hilary Duff is naughty [Popoholic]

Coco has her ass out. Imagine that. [Heyman Hustle]

Kate Moss
is topless [Celebslam]

Back 2 schoolgirls
. Goddamn. [COED Magazine]

Kim Kardashian
has large breasts. That is all. [DrunkenStepfather]

Adrianne Curry is Twitter topless [Egotastic] Facebook warning signs [College Humor] Geri Halliwell nipples and cameltoe [TaxiDriverMovie] Hilary Duff is naughty [Popoholic] Coco has her ass out. Imagine that. [Heyman…

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Well This Is CreepyBy toddAugust 31, 2009

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Reports are all over the place today that Macaulay Culkin, yes Macaulay Culkin, is the biological father of Prince Michael II. But you may now him by his even gayer name – Blanket. The Sun reports:

One source said: “It is well known Jackson and Macaulay shared a unique bond. “Now rumours are spreading like wildfire that Macaulay, who Jackson nicknamed Mack, is actually Blanket’s biological dad.” Fevered speculation gripped the US after repeated claims that a “well-known Hollywood actor” donated the sperm for Blanket. Now sources close to Jackson say the Thriller star asked Culkin for the donation to help him complete his “perfect” family. The source added: “This isn’t just chitter-chatter, even Culkin suspects he’s Blanket’s father.” So many names have been mentioned as prospective dads, and this is probably the wackiest yet. “But Jackson and Culkin were best friends. He was one of the few people Jackson really trusted and Mack never let him down. “Really, Jackson idolised him – that’s why he asked Mack to donate sperm. “Deep down, I think he always wished Mack was his son. Creating Blanket was the next best thing.”

I don’t know, this kid kinda looks like Mowgli, so I’d really like to see the mother. Because as insane as every Michael Jackson story is, there’s a chance that she might be an actual human, but there’s a good chance that it was something Michael Jackson summoned from blood and clay while wearing a bull head mask and sacrificing a baby goat.

Elisha Cuthbert and Culkin’s girlfriend in Maxim:

Reports are all over the place today that Macaulay Culkin, yes Macaulay Culkin, is the biological father of Prince Michael II. But you may now him by his even gayer…

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I Don’t Get ItBy toddAugust 31, 2009

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Television and magazines are really trying to make AnnaLynne McCord happen, and sorry man, it’s not. It’s really not. This bitch looks like an unconvincing transvestite. She has zits on her chest, her face look like a Jack-O-Lantern, and I’ve seen bodies of water better than what this chick is working with. Long story short, if you’re a dude, and you think this chick is hot, you might want to start hanging out at park bathrooms or uploading your new baton-twirling video to YouTube, because vagina might not be your thing.

Television and magazines are really trying to make AnnaLynne McCord happen, and sorry man, it’s not. It’s really not. This bitch looks like an unconvincing transvestite. She has zits on…

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DJ AM DiedBy toddAugust 28, 2009

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I have somebody very impatient waiting for me in the next room, and now she’s standing here staring at me, but I’m getting texted like a call girl to let me know that DJ AM died. Ok, you can stop texting me now. Thanks. TMZ reports:

Sources tell TMZ prescription pill bottles were found near DJ AM’s body this afternoon. We’re told his body was found at around 5 PM at his apartment in New York City — he was shirtless and wearing sweatpants. He was face down.

UPDATE 10:33 PM ET: Crime scene investigators just entered the apartment with evidence bags.

UPDATE 9:15 PM ET: Law enforcement sources say the call came in at 5:24 PM — the FDNY responded at 5:27 PM. We’re told DJ AM was pronounced dead on the scene at 6:00 PM.

UPDATE 8:35 PM ET: A law enforcement source on scene tells TMZ a glass “crack pipe” was found in his bedroom. The pill bottles were found in the kitchen.

UPDATE 8:10 PM ET: Sources say a pipe commonly used to smoke drugs was also found inside the bedroom.

UPDATE 7:51 PM ET: We’re told his body has not been removed from the apartment.

Also:

Sources tell TMZ DJ AM had been “completely devastated” over a recent breakup with his girlfriend, Hayley Wood. We’re told they split within the last week — she was the one who called off their relationship. We’re also told he was having a very hard time dealing with post-traumatic stress from the plane crash he survived in September of last year.

Whatever, some DJ killed himself over some bitch and because he survived a plane crash. I saw a dead spider in my building’s hallway tonight, too. I don’t know what that has to do with DJ AM besides my emotional reaction being the exact same.

I have somebody very impatient waiting for me in the next room, and now she’s standing here staring at me, but I’m getting texted like a call girl to let…

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Links Stacked Like Denise Milani And Her CousinBy toddAugust 28, 2009

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Verana Pooth nipple slip [TaxiDriver Movie]

Emma Roberts
in a bikini [Egotastic]

Big tits run in Denise Milani‘s family [Heyman Hustle]

To Catch a Time Traveler [College Humor]

101 Ridiculously Hot Redheads [COED Magazine]

Coco is pole dancing [Heyman Hustle]

Megan Fox
is a naughty girl [Popoholic]

Ginger Spice is still in a bikini [DrunkenStepfather]

Megan Fox would rather kiss girls [Celebslam]

Irina Voronina
was fired from Entourage because she wouldn’t fuck the cast [Celebitchy]

Verana Pooth nipple slip [TaxiDriver Movie] Emma Roberts in a bikini [Egotastic] Big tits run in Denise Milani‘s family [Heyman Hustle] To Catch a Time Traveler [College Humor] 101 Ridiculously…

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