I thought we’d get through Halloween without any generic Harley Quinn costumes, but I forgot to factor in that Lindsay Lohan is somehow still alive. I guess this is better than the time she dressed up like the lady Charles Manson had killed, but this looks like a methadone clinic decided to have a Halloween party last minute.
Each time you get offended by a Halloween costume, a white person secretly votes for Trump, so good thing Taylor Swift and her squad spent Halloween like they spend their lives: being as bland and boring as possible. Unless there’s a think piece about the black girl with rollers in her hair, this is pretty much the least “offensive thing” I’ve seen this year. The only one who should really bee offended is Martha Hunt, since Taylor called her “Martha Brady” instead of “Marcia Brady”.