Emily Ratajkowski Was #TBT & LinksBy toddMarch 31, 2017

Tbt @thelovemagazine

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Chris Brown continues to be a wonderful human being   [  Dlisted  ]

Jenna Dewan-Tatum is see through  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Bella Thorne did a stripper dance, possibly for meth   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Emily Ratajkowski in a bikini   [  Popoholic  ]

Alexis Ren is still trying to make her butt happen  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Bella Hadid did Wonderland   (NSFW )  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Brooke Burke is 45 and looks like this in a bikini   [  Moe Jackson   ]

Ivanka Trump has an official White House title   [ Cele|bitchy  ]

Rihanna taking a shower in Bates Motel  [  Egotastic  ]

More Emily Ratajkowski  [  IDLY  ]

 

She’s now #FBF

 

Tbt @thelovemagazine A post shared by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Mar 30, 2017 at 2:46pm PDT   Chris Brown continues to be a wonderful human being   [  Dlisted  ] Jenna Dewan-Tatum…

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Let’s Catch Up On The 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar, Shall We?By toddDecember 06, 2016
Let’s Catch Up On The 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar, Shall We?

 

The 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar started on December 1st. Do the math. There’s six videos below.

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  The 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar started on December 1st. Do the math. There’s six videos below.

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‘Transformers: The Last Knight’ Has A Teaser Trailer. Who Asked For This?By toddDecember 06, 2016
‘Transformers: The Last Knight’ Has A Teaser Trailer. Who Asked For This?



“If nobody will kill Mark Wahlberg’s career, then I will” – actual dialogue I hope


Anything that starts with an Anthony Hopkins voiceover shouldn’t be proceeded by an emo auto-tuned Flaming Lips cover, CGI robots and a little girl the studio got to say they added diversity to the cast. Yet here we are. We’ve arrived at yet another Michael Bay bukkakke Transformer movie called, Transformers: The Last Knight. I assume the focus group they paid in bagels understood the play on words and gave it the thumbs up. In the trailer, Anthony Hopkins asks, “You want to know don’t, you? Why they keep coming here.” It’s clear he’s not talking about these Transformers movies and theaters. Maybe one day we’ll find answer.



“Forgive me” are the last words of the trailer. I think even they know.


“If nobody will kill Mark Wahlberg’s career, then I will” – actual dialogue I hope Anything that starts with an Anthony Hopkins voiceover shouldn’t be proceeded by an emo auto-tuned…
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The Other Hadid Is A Victoria’s Secret Model Now For Some ReasonBy toddOctober 27, 2016

Congrats to @bellahadid & ALL the models who are going to PARIS for the #VSFashionShow!! Be sure to watch Dec. 5. #VSFSParis16

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Much like Kendall Jenner and other people with a large social media presence that brands can leverage, Bella Hadid has no business walking a runway that contains actual models. Unlike her hot ass sister, not exactly sure what Bella brings to the table besides being an average skinny white girl. I would have much rather them had Kate Upton do a water fast for three months then get liposuction then run 18 miles everyday for three weeks than this.

#tbt

 

Congrats to @bellahadid & ALL the models who are going to PARIS for the #VSFashionShow!! Be sure to watch Dec. 5. #VSFSParis16 A video posted by Victoria’s Secret (@victoriassecret) on…

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Jaden Smith Claims He Was A Vampire OnceBy toddOctober 27, 2016
Jaden Smith Claims He Was A Vampire Once

 

Every time I read a Jaden Smith interview, I can’t tell he’s the next step in human evolution and a transcendent life form whose philosophy us mere mortals can’t fully comprehend yet, or if he’s just another example of what happens when parents don’t tell their children “no”. Also, he was also a vampire once.

“During a period of my life, I was gothic,” he told French magazine Numero Homme. “I was only wearing black and I was hiding from the sun because I was a vampire.”

Oh, he was just a goth kid. The “vampire” thing is just a metaphor lol jk.

“I was a vampire, for real. I could not expose myself to the sun and I was only wearing black trench coats. I’m not a vampire anymore, I’m out of that phase. I’ve opened myself up to wearing more colourful clothes, to going out in the middle of the day. I share much more mixed energies,” he said.

I can’t speak for everyone, but I’m so relieved that an 18-year old born into millions has found the strength to go out in the middle of the day after meeting with his stylist and no longer has the hide in the shadows of his parents mansion. The world may end in 13 days, but  Jaden Smith remains of shining beacon for humanity. Whatever. Fuck this kid. Get a job.

 

  Every time I read a Jaden Smith interview, I can’t tell he’s the next step in human evolution and a transcendent life form whose philosophy us mere mortals can’t fully comprehend yet,…

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Taylor Swift Is Coming For DrakeBy toddOctober 26, 2016

You knew it wouldn’t take long, but Taylor Swift showed up to Drake‘s 30th birthday party at Delilah in LA, and first she had to be Regina George.

“They were put on opposite sides of the room and didn’t even look at each other. Taylor came through the front door with Karlie Kloss and the Haim sisters while Perry entered through the back with a gang of friends, who were inappropriately dressed for the formal affair. Katy and John chatted, but Taylor avoided both of them,” a spy said.

But then….

We’re told after the dinner, Drake joined Swift in her booth, where they “were intimately flirting, talking closely and laughing. The only person he spent more time with other than his mom was Taylor,” the source said.

This is what Taylor Swift wore to Drake’s birthday, so can’t really say I blame them I guess. They’re both insufferable assholes and sinkholes of emotional neediness, so this should probably work out. Best of luck to them both.

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You knew it wouldn’t take long, but Taylor Swift showed up to Drake‘s 30th birthday party at Delilah in LA, and first she had to be Regina George. “They were…

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Justin Timberlake Isn’t Going To Jail For That Voting SelfieBy toddOctober 26, 2016
Justin Timberlake Isn’t Going To Jail For That Voting Selfie

 

Under Tennessee law, electronic devices inside polling stations are prohibited, so when Justin Timberlake posted a selfie of him voting (which he’s since deleted) , he started a great episode of Black Mirror.

Justin Timberlake’s voting selfie in Memphis is drawing scrutiny, but it is not under criminal review, at least for now. Vince Higgins, communications director for the office of Shelby County District Attorney General Amy Weirich, said he erred earlier Tuesday by saying the singer’s selfie was under review for possibly violating state election law. “While we are aware of an allegation that someone may have violated a Tennessee state election law, we have not been presented anything by an investigative authority,” Higgins said. “The statement released earlier (Tuesday) by my office regarding Justin Timberlake and an investigation was incorrect and was released without my knowledge,” Weirich said in an emailed statement later in the day, adding: “No one in our office is currently investigating this matter nor will we be using our limited resources to do so.”

Look, voting laws aren’t really set up to target white people, much less rich white people, so we could have just assumed this wasn’t going anywhere. The only thing we can fully learn from this is that Timberlake and I have the same taste in hats.

Here’s Timberlake’s Trolls co-star, Anna Kendrick, on Extra yesterday. She looks like she wants to break some Tennessee sex laws with Mario Lopez if you catch my meaning *wink wink* (probably butt stuff).

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Sara Underwood In A Thong & LinksBy toddOctober 26, 2016

 

Charli XCX has a massive cameltoe  (NSFW site)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Guess what Tom Cruise calls “a beautiful religion”? (Hint: you’re right)  [  Dlisted  ]

John Mayer is probably banging Demi Lovato  [  The Superficial   ]

Charlize Theron forgot her bra  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

You knew this was gonna happen with those Lady Gaga shorts  (NSFW) [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Emma Stone in some tight jeans  [  Popoholic   ]

Hey there, Karlie Kloss [  Moe Jackson   ]

More Sara Underwood  [  IDLY  ]

 

A photo posted by Sara Underwood (@saraunderwood) on Oct 25, 2016 at 2:10pm PDT   Charli XCX has a massive cameltoe  (NSFW site)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] Guess what…

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Lady Gaga Must Be Promoting SomethingBy toddOctober 25, 2016

At first I thought it was abstinence, but then I realized Lady Gaga has a new album out so I guess she has to dress like this for us to write about it. Pretty smart. The Internet tells me she’s on tour but just doing bars so the regular people can see her perform until she’s chokes on the corporate dick of the Super Bowl halftime show. Life requires balance. Lady Gaga has this whole thing figured out, man.

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There’s A Petition To Get Quentin Tarantino To Direct ‘Deadpool 2’By toddOctober 25, 2016
There’s A Petition To Get Quentin Tarantino To Direct ‘Deadpool 2’

 

Let’s make this clear, Guardians Of The Galaxy and Deadpool are the best movies Marvel Studios have ever made. This isn’t up for debate. If you disagree with this, you’re wrong. Sorry you have to hear it this way. So it came as a little bit of a shock when Deadpool director Tim Miller abruptly left the sequel over “a series of creative differences” with star Ryan Reynolds. I assume Miller saw that pic of Reynolds at Taylor Swift’s 4th of July party and realized all he knew was a lie. So who would be next in line to direct a movie where people say “motherfucker” and murder other people a lot? Enter Quentin Tarantino.

A petition has been started lobbying Quentin Tarantino to direct Deadpool 2and so far, there are more than 1,700 signatures. ”

“If there was ever a chance to see Tarantino do a project almost guaranteed to make a billion dollars, this is it,” writes Carl Champion Jr., who started the petition. “We got a great taste of what this could be like in Kill Bill, but imagine having a guy like Tarantino write dialogue for ‘The Merc with the Mouth’! It would be so glorious. Join me!”

Now I understand Carl Champion, Jr. here probably doesn’t get laid, but he does have many valid points. Like, what idiot wouldn’t want this to happen tomorrow? If you’re worried about the guy who made Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill, Inglorious Basterds, Django Unchained, and The Hateful 8, ruining your movie about a dude in red tights, you and Carl might want to hit up a bar so you can both not get laid together. But before you go, sign the petition.

 

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