Britney’s Parents Are Back TogetherBy toddNovember 16, 2010

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This really isn’t good for business. Why do people have to be so selfish?! Us Magazine reports:

Things are anything but toxic between Britney Spears’ divorced mom and dad. Eight years after their bitter split, Lynne and Jamie Spears are now back together, a source close to the couple confirms to UsMagazine.com. GossipCop.com first reported the reconciliation, noting the duo have been reconciled since last summer and were spotted being openly affectionate Saturday at L.A. club Boudoir. Lynne, now 55, wed Jamie, now 58, in 1975, and they have three kids together: son Bryan, 33, and daughters Britney, 28 and Jamie Lynn, 19. They’re also grandparents to Britney’s two sons (Sean, 5, and Jayden, 4) and Jamie-Lynn’s daughter Maddie, 2. Why the rekindled romance? “There is still love there,” another insider explains to Us. “It happened slowly, but they’ve been through so much.” Their most famous daughter Britney famously suffered emotional breakdowns in 2007 and 2008, but has since recovered. Her father is still her legal conservator. “It makes sense to get back together,” the insider says of the reunited couple. “That bond is strong now.”

If you had a choice between The Spears’ and a reanimated Michael Jackson to raise some kids, I could see how you might take pause. Because one daughter got knocked up at 15 and the other is an unhinged sociopath who needs court-ordered supervision to go to Starbucks. Unless these two getting back together means they want a tax deduction on their new brick underpinning, I really don’t see what good this is gonna do.

This really isn’t good for business. Why do people have to be so selfish?! Us Magazine reports: Things are anything but toxic between Britney Spears’ divorced mom and dad. Eight…

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Candice Swanepoel In VMANBy toddNovember 16, 2010
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Candice Swanepoel's bare ass is in the new issue of VMAN. I could really just end this post right now, but what exactly is VMAN? Is it a gay biker magazine? Is Candice Swanepoel going to Thunderdome? Maybe I'm overthinking this, because hey, look! Candice Swanepoel's ass!

 

Candice Swanepoel's bare ass is in the new issue of VMAN. I could really just end this post right now, but what exactly is VMAN? Is it a gay biker…

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Bar Refaeli In Lingerie, LinksBy toddNovember 15, 2010

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Look, I’m not to one beg (except for that time your sister was on her period, but c’mon, man! It had been like a week. I know she said she had a OB/GYN appointment the next day, but did she have dentist appointment?! Help a nigga out.), but our Facebook fan page was closing in on 16K, then it was flagged by a mysterious and luminous presence and removed. So, if you really want to get me something for the holidays, please go like the page. Then tell your friends. Then your loved ones. You know, except your sister. What’s her deal, man?!

Katy Perry in a lot of latex [Celebuzz]
Mel Gibson really did slap his wife [Celebuzz]
Britney Spears is in an ice cream trance [The Superficial]
Candice Swanepoel in lingerie. That is all [Popoholic]
Tara Reid’s tits have no feeling whatsoever [TaxiDriver Movie]
Christina Aquilera has been…ummm…eating the pain away? [Celebslam]
Justin Bieber is the Anti-Christ [Cityrag]
Kourtney Kardashian is in Maxim India [The Blemish]
Justin Bieber is dead [Allie Is Wired]
Irina Shayk is hot [Egotastic!]
26 Most Beautiful MMA Ring Girls [COED Magazine]
Rihanna is the Kool-Aid Man [Cele|bitchy]
Kim Kardashian sings backup in Electric Mayhem. Or something. [FHM]
50 best pics of Alessandra Ambrosio [Heyman Hustle]
Follow IDLYITW [Facebook] [Twitter]
Ask us a question. [Todd][Jess]

Look, I’m not to one beg (except for that time your sister was on her period, but c’mon, man! It had been like a week. I know she said she…

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Scarlett Johansson Is GQ Babe Of The YearBy toddNovember 15, 2010

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GQ has announced that Scarlett Johansson is their 2010 Babe Of The Year. Hello, GQ. Welcome to 2003.

The Megans and Milas and Blakes may come and go with the usual ebb and flow of the multiplex, but our (somewhat unhealthy) fascination with one woman endures. At 26, she remains fresh-faced, curious, trying on new moods and outlets of expression as easily as she changes her hair color. This is what we love about Scarlett: that she’s game, that she’s good, that she can try on all these guises without seeming to try too hard. And all the while still seem genuinely like the observant, inquisitive (and very cute) girl in transition we fell for in Lost in Translation.

Sure, I guess. Scarlett Johansson has the voice of a transvestite and the boobs of a non-transvestite, so I’m torn. Much like I’m torn about which shirt to wear to my company holiday party. On one hand, pastels really bring out my eyes, but on the other hand, my grandma says my “Sorry, fellas. I eat pussy” t-shirt would really impress the ladies.

GQ has announced that Scarlett Johansson is their 2010 Babe Of The Year. Hello, GQ. Welcome to 2003. The Megans and Milas and Blakes may come and go with the…

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Katy Perry Is A Teenage DreamBy toddNovember 15, 2010

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Katy Perry performed at the BBC Radio 1’s Teen Awards in London this weekend, and if you’re still not sure why she’s famous, I hope these pictures help. And by “help”, I mean “TITS!!!”. Somebody should go find Fritz or miniaturize Julie Andrews so she can twirl around and sing on them. Because my pants are alive, you see. ALIVE!

Katy Perry performed at the BBC Radio 1’s Teen Awards in London this weekend, and if you’re still not sure why she’s famous, I hope these pictures help. And by…

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Natalie Portman Is BoredBy toddNovember 15, 2010

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I realize if you aren’t wearing a cardigan in your Facebook profile picture or raging against consumerism and conformity by sipping a microbrew while updating your Urban Outfitters and American Apparel wishlists and memorizing a quote from Pitchfork to use at your next party, Natalie Portman may not be high on your list of Hollywood beauties. But don’t worry, she already assumes she’s #1. Female First (via ONTD) reports:

The ‘Black Swan‘ actress hates being judged on her looks and can’t understand why some people, particularly guys, become so obsessed with their appearance. She said: “Beauty can be a hindrance, especially if that’s the only thing that matters to other people. I’m also aware that being considered attractive can be a huge factor in getting work in my profession. “Beauty can be boring if you’re with a guy who is focused on his looks or your looks all the time. “I know a lot of male actors who are totally obsessed with creating a certain look.” Though Natalie, 29, doesn’t understand the fascination with looking good, she appreciates a man with confidence in themselves. The actress – who is dating dancer Benjamin Millepied – added: “I appreciate men who are confident in their masculinity, who don’t need to work out every day, don’t fuss about their appearance. I prefer men who know what they want out of life.”

Oh, boo hoo. I wonder if she got acid thrown in her face would her soul finally be at ease? Because how dare an industry based on superficial beauty force her to sit in a makeup chair for hours on end and endure this type of humiliation? Every time she gets a designer dress for free or has to carry a swag bag filled with stuff that costs more than by house, a part of her soul dies. Something must be done about these horrible working conditions for women in Hollywood. Or, she could just shut the fuck up and look pretty. That works, too.

Manuela Arcuri was also at the 67th Venice Film Festival in this dress. She wins!:

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Jessica Simpson Is Well Timed, EngagedBy jessNovember 14, 2010
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This will end well. Us Weekly reports:

Sources confirm to UsMagazine.com that the singer, 30, became engaged to beau Eric Johnson on Thursday, just days after Us broke the news that her ex-husband, Nick Lachey, popped the question to Vanessa Minnillo, his love of nearly five years. Simpson and Lachey, 37, split in 2005, after three years of marriage.

The Texas native began dating the former NFL player in May while he was estranged from his first wife,
stylist Keri Johnson; their divorce was finalized five months later.

Though Ashlee Simpson-Wentz recently told Us that her sister “is happy, so we’re all really happy,” sources insist that most of Simpson’s friends are concerned about Johnson’s motives for dating the singer.

“Eric was never that successful in the NFL, but he’s always wanted the celebrity lifestyle,” a source told Us in October. “Her friends do not trust him.”

I think Jessica’s friends are a little too jaded, because I don’t buy this “celebrity lifestyle” excuse. Her recent gigs have been this, this, this, and this. Unless Eric Johnson’s idea of fame is being photographed while his wife sings requiems for pet cemeteries in South Dakota, I’m pretty certain his intentions are pure.

This will end well. Us Weekly reports: Sources confirm to UsMagazine.com that the singer, 30, became engaged to beau Eric Johnson on Thursday, just days after Us broke the news…

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Kelly Preston Is Giving BirthBy jessNovember 14, 2010
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Actress and longtime beard of John Travolta, Kelly Preston, is giving birth to the couple’s third child. Radar Online reports:

John Travolta has rushed home from a promotional trip in Australia after receiving word that pregnant wife Kelly Preston has gone into labor.

The 56-year-old Grease star was due in Perth for a charity event but abruptly cancelled to pilot his own flight back to the United States.

Travolta made good on his promise that if his Preston “goes into labor, I’ll have to take the plane straight back on a 22-hour flight”.

Their baby wasn’t due until November 26, but like me, it popped out just a little prematurely. Because seriously, who the fuck wants to be a Sagittarius?

Here’s Kelly Brook at the EMAs, because she and Kelly Preston have the same first name and both spark premature things.

Actress and longtime beard of John Travolta, Kelly Preston, is giving birth to the couple’s third child. Radar Online reports: John Travolta has rushed home from a promotional trip in…

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F-U-Seek-LinKsBy daveMarch 12, 2009

Britney Spears‘ “If You Seek Amy” video. [ICYDK]

Speaking of Britney Spears, she played Manhattan last night a lured Madonna to the show. Madge didn’t stay for the encore…and left smirking…[LaineyGossip]

Vanessa Hudgen’s crack is already starting to peek out, and it’s only Thursday. Her crack is like the Punxsutawney Phil of the weekend. Site NSFW. [TaxiDriverMovie]

Tyra Banks and Oprah Winfrey have really latched on to this Chris Brown/Rihanna thing. [FadedYouthBlog]

Lily Allen got angry at the paparazzi. This happens so frequently that I’m starting to think it’s synced her menstrual cycle. Because I’m a guy, and that’s what I’m conditioned to blame things on. [ImNotObsessed]

Someone has came up with a crazy conspiracy theory (more…)

Britney Spears‘ “If You Seek Amy” video. [ICYDK] Speaking of Britney Spears, she played Manhattan last night a lured Madonna to the show. Madge didn’t stay for the encore…and left…

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Doutzen Kroes is at the BeachBy toddMarch 11, 2009

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Victoria’s Secrets hottie Doutzen Kroes is in Miami right now and here she is frolicking on the beach with her boyfriend. At least I think that’s her boyfriend. I’ve been told that I’m really, really racist, so I guess these pictures could have been taken right before he robbed her. During happier times.

Victoria’s Secrets hottie Doutzen Kroes is in Miami right now and here she is frolicking on the beach with her boyfriend. At least I think that’s her boyfriend. I’ve been…

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