Amber Rose was almost charged with Kanye West’s murder, but he came back to life. Kanye’s wife did an interview with GQ and tried to call out Taylor Swift for constantly playing the victim, but Taylor Swift’s PR made sure to bury that with staged pics to announce she was dating Tom Hiddleston. Amber Rose saw those pics.
“I did see that and I think she’s fucking awesome,” Rose said of Swift. “I mean, I don’t know if it’s staged—but that’s how it is! I was on a private beach in Maui—you literally had to drive three hours from the airport to get to this beach—and paparazzi still caught me. I saw it on TMZ the next day and I couldn’t even believe it. I thought that was a safe place, and it was not. I can’t go anywhere in the world. It’s ridiculous.”
“I love Taylor, for sure. Absolutely. And I feel like guys do that all the time—they break up and the next day they’re with another girl and nobody really says anything. But with Taylor it’s, you know what, I’m done with Calvin [Harris] and it didn’t work out, so on to the next,” said Rose. “It is because it’s unheard of, and she’s acting very ‘slutty’ and for some reason needs time to ‘let her pussy rest,’” added Rose of Swift. “That’s how people look at it, and it’s just like, hell no! If I’m done, why do I have to sit in the house and be lonely?”
I pretty much agree with every Kardashian/Kanye narrative combo breaker Amber Rose does at all times, and this ain’t no different. Taylor Swift might be more controlling and calculating (and petty) than Satan, but if Calvin Harris was hitting it right she wouldn’t be test driving Tom Hiddleston. That being said, this is a Taylor Swift relationship. Tom Hiddleston has about three months to decide on a table setting until Swift put on ad for a hitman on Tumblr.