Taylor Swift Wants Tom Hiddleston To Propose Before The EmmysBy toddAugust 08, 2016
Taylor Swift Wants Tom Hiddleston To Propose Before The Emmys


Tom Hiddleston got an Emmy nomination for The Night Manager, but Taylor Swift needs to find a way to make it about her, so she is pressuring him to propose before September awards ceremony for the most Taylor Swift reason possible. Star (via Cele|bitchy ) reports:

As Taylor Swift’s picture-perfect world lies in shambles, thanks to Kanye West’s secret recording, Swift is clinging to the one person sticking by her side: Tom Hiddleston. “Taylor and Tom talk about spending the rest of their lives together,” shares a pal, “but if he’s serious about settling down then he needs to propose.” Hiddleston is no stranger to Taylor’s demands. Per reports, Tom flew all the way out to LA to console the singer after she failed to score a single VMA nomination. “Tom was hoping to buy some time, but it sounds like Taylor wants to announce their engagement soon,” says the source, who suspects the pop star has set her sights on the 2016 Emmy Awards in September. “Taylor will want all eyes on them, and what better way than to walk down the red carpet with a rock on her ring finger.”

It doesn’t matter if this is true or not, it just matters if it sounds true. Which it does. Taylor Swift suing a photographer who takes a pic of the ring at the wrong angle will also sound true. Tom Hiddleston shooting himself in the head in the middle of a field will also sound true. Or that’s what Taylor Swift’s PR team will have you believe. Wake up, sheeple.


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Holly Madison Is Having 246 KidsBy toddAugust 08, 2016

I don’t know if Holly Madison is being used by the Cincinnati Zoo to replace Harambe (#RIP) or if Khloe Kardashian paid her to be a surrogate, because goddamn. Her husband is probably telling everybody this is Photoshop. I’ve never seen a chick this pregnant. She better have whatever’s inside her soon or the Duggars will start worshipping her and offering her blood sacrifices. 

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Kelly Clarkson Is Pregnant. Just As She OrderedBy toddNovember 20, 2013

Twenty days after she ordered husband eleven days to get her pregnant or be made into a chocolate bacon grease pie, Kelly Clarkson is now officially pregnant. I mean, I guess this can be confirmed since she tweeted this:

I'm pregnant!!! Brandon and I are so excited! Best early Christmas present ever 🙂

Brandon is excited? Look at this dude's face. This is a guy who just listens for his name or the dog clicker to know what he's supposed to do next. Who's the good boy?! Brandon. Brandon is the good boy.

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Jennifer Lawrence Wore This DressBy toddNovember 19, 2013

Jennifer Lawrence rocked the sideboob this weekend (btw, can we come up with another name for sideboob bedsides "sideboob"? Sounds like I'm ordering it at a deli. Put some extra mustard on that bitch), and last night she wore a see through dress. Specifically a see through dress where you can see things you could see if she was just wearing shorts instead. This dress looks like something a Puritan would draw in her secret diary. Not entirely sure that's a compliment. Or is it? Take some time and think upon that. Imma about to get turnt up with a burrito right now. I don't have time to explain things to you people.

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Here’s The Uncensorsed Video For ‘Bound 2’By toddNovember 19, 2013

 

So here's the uncensored video of "Bound 2". All that really means is that it has way more Kanye cursing and way more topless Kim Kardashian and her vacant, lifeless eyes. Man, this video is sexy. Because nothing says hot like a 33-year old chick getting banged on a motorcycle by her baby daddy who she's trying to make her third husband. "Lemme smang it guurl," my penis just said. Haha, whoa! Where did he come from?! You never really know when he's gonna pop up! Such a prankster!

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I just learned who Pia Glenn was today thanks to Twitter, but it's safe to say I would very much like to have her babies. I don't have ovaries or a uterus, but I will not let the patriarchy force their phallic weaponry to define my role in this process.

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Courtney Stodden Went To The Movies In ThisBy toddNovember 18, 2013

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Kat Graham Brings Christmas A Little Early For Santa [Popoholic]

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Justin Bieber's street art obsession is finally being used for good [TMZ]

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Lindsay Lohan Is Topless On InstagramBy toddNovember 15, 2013
Lindsay Lohan Is Topless On Instagram

 

Lindsay Lohan really wants attention, so she took a topless pic and put it on Instagram. Sorry you can't see her whole boob, but I don't think her camera had the functionality to get the floor in the frame.

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