I mean, at 38, Eva Longoria is still kinda getting it done, but Mexicans are already great runners, so Eva should focus on squats instead. Or maybe leg raises. And throw in some lunges. And maybe take off the baseball cap. And put on some makeup. Christ, Eva. Do I have to think of everything?
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Far be it from me to give Britney Spears credit for anything, but she posed for a photoshoot in LA yesterday, and wow, she looked the best she’s looked in years. Oh, I’m not saying I’d fuck her or anything. I’m not like that. I need a strong emotional connection and deep, meaningful communication that builds trust and respect over time. My God, what am I to you?! Just a piece of meat?!