Calvin Harris reportedly reached out to Tom Hiddleston so they can meet up and “trade war stories about their rough times with Taylor Swift“. Yes, please.
Yeah, I’m getting a little lazy with this one, but I’m pretty sure there’s something in the Bible about the Sabbath being a day of rest and that I’m supposed to keep it holy. And, if I’m talking Jewish Sabbath, that means that I should have been lazy yesterday. And an argument could be made that I was. It would probably be a good argument.
But here’s the bottom line: Manuela Arcuri is an Italian actress and model who you have never seen in anything of consequence. I’ve found some pictures of her in her lingere, and since I’m loading up another “Lindsay Lohan does basically nothing” group of photos, I thought: why not just some hot Italian model? It’s not like you guys read these few lines under here anyway, right?
I’m a little confused because these ultra sexy pictures of Gisele Bundchen are from a magazine called, Numero, but they are for Numero’s Tokyo Edition, which explains some of the “I’m a Space Alien sent to sell you Bento shaped like Space Aliens” facial expressions. What’s not explained is how someone in Tokyo asks for Numero Magazine. I’m guessing “Noom-Ro.”
Oh, the charm of mild racism.
Insert topical Swine Flu reference here.
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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated boobs their 1 year anniversary at Moon nightclub in NYC last boobs. Many friends and family joined the couple to celebrate boobs their love and commitment towards boobs each other. A tender moment came when boobs Nick Cannon serenaded Mariah to boobs as the crowd watched with happiness and joy at the intimate scene of true love they were witnessing. And also, boobs.
Pageant officials confirmed they paid for controversial Miss California Carrie Prejean to have breast implants. But instead of silicon, they used liquid hate for homosexuals. [ICYDK]
Who wants some Elizabeth Hurley nipples? I thought you would. Site NSFW. [TaxiDriverMovie]
Kelis is divorcing Nas and bringing her milkshake back to the yard. [ImNotObsessed]
Rebecca Romijn says she lost 60lbs after childbirth doing absolutely nothing/ [FatBackMedia]
Kristin Stewart is at the movies…filming a movie? SNAP! [LaineyGossip]
Flashback time! Remember gossip last year? [CityRag]
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The rumor now is that Hills whore Heidi Montag has reportedly been offered $500,000 to pose for Playboy. Let that sink in. $500,000. To get Heidi Montag naked. I don’t want to sound like an ass here, but I think I might raise my hand and ask if that might be too much. To reiterate, it’s Heidi Montag. She’d get airtighted by gorillas if she thought it would get her on the cover of People. The only way she’d be worth $500,000 is if her vagina laid golden eggs or shot out Skittles rainbows.