Wow. Imagine That.By toddAugust 24, 2010

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Life’s too short to care about your dignity or to pretend you’re divorced and fighting a vindictive ex-husband to stop the release of a sex tape, so Heidi Montag is now meeting with Vivid to work out a “backend deal”. OMG, I can hardly believe it! TMZ reports:

We’re told Heidi has agreed to listen to Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch when he arrives in Costa Rica to make an offer on the footage … some of which is said to contain girl-on-girl action with Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon. We’re told Heidi wants Hirsch to provide her with the sales numbers on Kim Kardashian’s sex tape — which was also released through Vivid — because Heidi may be interested in working out a “back-end deal” if Steve can’t offer enough cash up front to satisfy Montag. Hirsch told us he’s leaving for Costa Rica sometime next week.

Since they’re estranged and in the middle of a bitter feud, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are vacationing together in Costa Rica right now, so expect the sex tape to be released sometime soon. Mainly because they’re not even trying anymore to make this not look like exactly what it is. I don’t know if anybody has a swarm of bees or a bunch of mutant sharks with lasers for eyes laying around, but I hear Costa Rica has exciting vacation packages! In Costa Rica the visitor can enjoy lovely tropical beaches, the grandest adventures, the wonders of nature, scintillating culture, all the necessary components of an ideal vacation. No wonder, then, that thousands of tourists have made Costa Rica their top travel choice!

Life’s too short to care about your dignity or to pretend you’re divorced and fighting a vindictive ex-husband to stop the release of a sex tape, so Heidi Montag is…

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Lucy Pinder Says Good MorningBy toddAugust 24, 2010

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I’ve been getting a lot of requests for Lucy Pinder lately, so here she is with her legendary rack in the new issue of NUTS. In other news, Christina Hendricks is on the cover of the new issue of DONUTS. I’m not sure, but I don’t think these two are related.

I’ve been getting a lot of requests for Lucy Pinder lately, so here she is with her legendary rack in the new issue of NUTS. In other news, Christina Hendricks…

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Heidi Montag Made A Lesbian Sex Tape With ThisBy toddAugust 23, 2010

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Spencer Pratt has now sent a sex tape featuring Heidi Montag and Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon to Vivid. I wonder how much she’s getting? TMZ reports:

We’re told not too long ago Spencer was at the Malibu house he once shared with Heidi … moving out some of his stuff. Sources tell us Spencer came upon a camera with XXX video of Heidi and Karissa — and the light bulb went off.
Sources say it was then that Spencer decided he could make a fortune selling his “library” to Vivid Entertainment
— much of it featuring naked, fornicating Speidi. We could not reach Heidi and her reps were mum. As for Karissa Shannon — she tells us such a tape does indeed exist, but she’s not convinced Spencer really has it. Karissa says if the tape ever sees the light of day, she’ll sue the pants off him.

Man, this sounds like so much drama! That is until you realize that if the tape “sees the light of day”, it means that both Heidi and Karissa Shannon will have signed consent forms. Which of course is just a formality at this point so they can feign shock and disgust in the media while cashing their checks from Vivid in private. See how that works? Good. You know what also works? Emery Cat. It not only satisfies your cat’s need to scratch but also trims its nails at the same time! No more shredded furniture! A cat scratching post and nail grooming board all rolled into one! Thanks, Emery Cat!

Spencer Pratt has now sent a sex tape featuring Heidi Montag and Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon to Vivid. I wonder how much she’s getting? TMZ reports: We’re told not too…

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Vivien Leigh Was A Bisexual SlutBy toddAugust 23, 2010

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Only narcissistic weirdos want to see themselves on a movie screen or naked in photoshoots, so I hope this doesn’t surprise anyone. Daily Mail reports:

According to a new biography, the actress who starred as southern belle Scarlett O’Hara in Gone With the Wind was a serial bisexual adulterer. Her marriage to Olivier was a sham, with both cheating on one another within months of becoming lovers in 1937, according to unpublished memoirs and witness accounts. At least three of the Oscar winner’s lesbian conquests are revealed in ‘Damn You, Scarlett O’Hara’, to be published in the U.S. And, according to reports, the biography describes her insatiable appetite for ‘rough trade’ – male prostitutes picked up at Scotty’s, a Los Angeles brothel that masqueraded as a petrol station. ‘She depended on the professional discretion of men not to boast they had just serviced Scarlett O’Hara,’ a publishing source said. Miss Leigh was apparently even kicked out of an Italian hotel for bringing back too many ‘street boys’.

Literally nothing in Hollywood surprises me anymore. James Dean liked little boys, Elvis Presley had a homosexual relationship with Nick Adams, the actor played Johnny Yuma in the hit TV series “The Rebel”, Lucille Ball got into show business by being a prostitute, Cary Grant had an incestuous relationship with his stepson, police believed Bette Davis killed her second husband, and Scarlett O’Hara needed bukkake to go to sleep. I swear to God, if I found out that Jason Stratham was born a woman and needs to put cigarettes out on Cambodian babies to get off, I would fully expect it.

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Jennifer Aniston Is A Huge StarBy toddAugust 23, 2010

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Jennifer Aniston‘s new movie The Switch came out last week, and you’re not gonna believe this, but studios would be better off dumping money into a volcano than hiring Jennifer Aniston. Entertainment Weekly reports:

Despite the star power of Jennifer Aniston, The Switch bowed in eighth place. This romantic comedy didn’t receive as wide of a release as her movies usually get and earned only $8.1 million. Audiences weren’t in love with the flick either, scoring it with a middling B, according to CinemaScore.

Man, I wonder what went wrong?

Us Weekly‘s Thelma Adams wasn’t a fan of the film, either: giving it two stars out of four, Adams says that the actress “treads on all-too-familiar ground; there isn’t an exasperated hair flip we haven’t already seen 100 times.”

Is there any reason why Jennifer Aniston is in movies? She’s only in Hollywood because Brad Pitt stuck his penis in her, and every movie she carries needs a government bailout. You could film a puppy getting tortured for two hours and it would make more money than a Jennifer Aniston movie.

Jennifer Aniston‘s new movie The Switch came out last week, and you’re not gonna believe this, but studios would be better off dumping money into a volcano than hiring Jennifer…

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Man, I Can’t WaitBy toddAugust 23, 2010

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Lady Gaga is rumored to be collaborating with KISS, so while I’m deleting all my KISS albums off iTunes, here’s a picture of Paul Stanley and Lady Gaga. Doing what I really don’t know. The door even looks like it has a low T-cell count.

Lady Gaga is rumored to be collaborating with KISS, so while I’m deleting all my KISS albums off iTunes, here’s a picture of Paul Stanley and Lady Gaga. Doing what…

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