Levi Johnston Won His Seven Year Custody Battle Against Bristol PalinBy toddFebruary 24, 2016
 

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When Christians preach family values and abstinence, it’s always because a child needs two parents in order to not become like a kid in Chicago or a refugee. Unless those two parents are gay then ewww not what they meant. But since human nature and archaic belief systems are no match for wanting to hit that pussy from behind raw af, abstinence doesn’t work. And when it doesn’t work, there’s more money in keeping the father from seeing his child and quoting Bible verses that question his manhood if the check doesn’t arrive on time. Man, religion has this thing on lock. That brings us to Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin’s first baby daddy whose semen somehow fertilized her egg despite fervent prayer. Let’s flashback, shall we?

In 2009, Levi announced that he was going to sue his high school sweetheart for joint custody of Tripp after alleging that the entire Palin family was making it difficult for him to see his son. The exes reached a child custody stipulation in 2010, allowing Levi to see Tripp on Saturdays between 9:00 a.m. and 4:00 p.m., and Wednesdays from 12:00 p.m. to 6 p.m. The court never approved Levi and Bristol’s agreement, however, so it never became finalized. The case was dismissed in 2012 for lack of activity. Then, in 2013, Levi filed a petition in which he sought at least equal custody of Tripp.

Keep in mind Levi Johnston, a teenager,  paid $600 a month to Bristol Palin in order to his son 13 hours a week. I pay less than that for cable and I can see SportsCenter anytime I want. Now, after a 7-year legal battle against Bristol Palin (seen here capitalizing on her new child with vertical revenue stream) and her self-serving family, he had some news to share on Facebook yesterday.

I’m so happy to have my son in my life, and to put all of this back in forth in the courts behind me. It might have taken me 7 years and cost me around $100,000 in lawyer fees, spread out among 3 different lawyers, as well as a lot of patience, but it was all worth it. I’m happy now to be successfully co-parenting. Although I do owe some back child support, altogether I have paid $50,000 in child support for Tripp, which is $600 a month, since Tripp’s birth so at the end of the day I know I have worked hard to meet my obligations as a father. Despite what some have heard I’ve always been there for him, and I go to almost every school event that I can and spend all of my free time with my kids.

Much like Jesus would do, the Palins used Johnston as a prop in 2008 then proceeded to make his life a living hell when all he wanted to do was see his son. They’re currently doing the same thing to Bristol Palin’s second baby daddy even though all of this could have been avoided if they showed Bristol a video about how to properly apply a condom. But contraceptives are the Devil’s business. He roams the Earth like a roaring seeking to prevent unwanted pregnancies. Hopefully Bristol’s fifth baby daddy will have more disposable income so he can afford a better lawyer. 


Speaking of “wanting to hit that pussy from behind raw af”, here’s Demi Rose. Tell Liz Cameron I’ll be ready for her in like 20 minutes give or take. 


  A photo posted by Bristol Palin (@bsmp2) on Sep 10, 2015 at 9:12am PDT When Christians preach family values and abstinence, it’s always because a child needs two parents…

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Kendall Jenner Is NSFWBy toddNovember 06, 2015
Kendall Jenner Is NSFW


So Kendall Jenner reached 40M Instagram followers, and this is the pic she posted. I’m told that’s the NSFW version below, but I don’t really know. I’ve never seen Kendall Jenner’s nipple in person before. I know, I pretty shocked myself.

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So Kendall Jenner reached 40M Instagram followers, and this is the pic she posted. I’m told that’s the NSFW version below, but I don’t really know. I’ve never seen Kendall…

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Gwen Stefani Is PregnantBy toddSeptember 04, 2013

Besides making Jennifer Aniston have an anxiety attack, Gwen Stefani is pregnant with her third child at the age of 43. InTouch Weekly reports:

In Touch can exclusively reveal that Gwen Stefani and husband Gavin Rossdale are expecting baby No. 3! An insider close to the 43-year-old reveals to In Touch “She and Gavin couldn’t be happier” about the exciting news.

Gwen Stefani is 43 but still looks the exact same way she did in 1993, so I don't foresee any issues with her pregnancy. Unless she's a vampire. Is she a vampire. She's a vampire, isn't she? Shit, man. That means all her kids are half vampires. Half vampires with British accents and access to millions of dollars. Fuck. Book my passage on the next steamer ship! She lives beyond the grace of God, a wanderer in the outer darkness. She is "vampyr", "nosferatu". These creatures do not die like the bee after the first sting, but instead grow strong and become immortal once infected by another nosferatu. So, my friends we fight not one beast but legions that go on age after age after age, feeding on the blood of the living!*

 

*(This concludes IDLYITW's dramatic reading of Dracula)

 

The pictures in the gallery were taken this year. This video was shot in 1995. You were saying?

 

 

Besides making Jennifer Aniston have an anxiety attack, Gwen Stefani is pregnant with her third child at the age of 43. InTouch Weekly reports: In Touch can exclusively reveal that…

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George Clooney Pulled Out At The Right TimeBy toddSeptember 04, 2013

 

If you're still confused as to why George Clooney would dump Stacy Keibler, maybe it's because she used "#BurningMan #LifeChanging" as hashtags on Instagram.

  If you're still confused as to why George Clooney would dump Stacy Keibler, maybe it's because she used "#BurningMan #LifeChanging" as hashtags on Instagram.

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Kim Kardashian Is PregnantBy toddDecember 31, 2012



Kim let Kanye finish 12 weeks ago. TMZ reports:

Kim Kardashian’s got a little Kanye in her — as in she’s pregnant with Kanye West’s baby … according to the rapper himself. Yeezy dropped the baby bombshell on stage Sunday night in Atlantic City by simply asking the crowd, “Can we make some noise for my baby mama right quick?” Our Kardashian sources confirm Kim is 12 weeks pregnant, and apparently several members of the K clan have been sitting on the secret. Shortly after Kanye’s announcement … Khloe Kardashian tweeted, “Keeping secrets is hard with so many family members! Especially when you are so freaking excited!!!” Kourtney also tweeted, “Been wanting to shout from the rooftops with joy and now I can.”

So, the chick who launched her family into fame and fortune by getting cum in the mouth, is now helping her family’s record-low ratings by getting cum shot in her vagina. How exciting! And a special congratulations to Kris Humphries for being a new stepfather. Although, hopefully he won’t have to live with the embarrassment long when Kim drops the baby off in front of a fire department after 72 days.

Kim let Kanye finish 12 weeks ago. TMZ reports: Kim Kardashian’s got a little Kanye in her — as in she’s pregnant with Kanye West’s baby … according to the…

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Rosie Fortescue is New Here, LinksBy kathyDecember 28, 2012

Remember when Lindsay Lohan‘s boob fell out on set? [The Superficial]
Miranda Kerr in lingerie. You’re welcome [Popoholic]
Pia Mia Perez bikini pictures are artsy [Hollywood Tuna]
Ashley Greene gets sexy in Cosmopolitan [MyEx]
Rihanna Caught Naked Changing into her Bikini (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Even more blind items [Dlisted]
Mila Kunis does Esquire (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Top 5 WTF/LOL/OMG Moments of 2012 [Celebuzz]
Kristen Stewart is worth every dollar [Celebitchy]
The year in celebrity cleavage [COED Magazine]
What Kind of Superhero Are You? [College Humor]
60 of the funniest photos ever [The Chive]
Top Nude Movies of 2012 (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
Top 10 Beautiful Women Performing Monotonous Tasks [Moe Jackson]
Worst Lindsay Lohan picture ever? [Celebslam]
Dakota Fanning plays “find the pickle” [The Blemish]
Katy Perry is letting herself go [Evil Beet Gossip]
Christina Hendricks isn’t a natural red head [Amy Gindhouse]
The Academy voters are stupid [Lainey Gossip]
The week’s sexiest twitpics [Egotastic]
Kim Kardashian or Octomom? [Cityrag]
Taylor Swift‘s stalker is free to keep stalking [Popcrush]
Famous people playing themselves [Film Drunk]
Shakira might have given birth, or not [TooFab]
Brad Pitt wants to buy Angelina Jolie’s sex tape [Popbytes]
Kim Kardashian is probably knocked up [Allie Is Wired]
Denzel Washington is 58 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
The 25 worst movies of the year [ComingSoon]
The Hobbit is making stupid amounts of money [Superhero Hype]
The Ten Best TV Dramas of 2012 [Crave Online]
Most Shocking Celebrity Breakups in 2012 [Hollyscoop]
Gwen Stefani plays happy families in London [Splash News]
Jessica Simpson shows off her pregnancy cleavage [Starcrush]

Remember when Lindsay Lohan‘s boob fell out on set? [The Superficial] Miranda Kerr in lingerie. You’re welcome [Popoholic] Pia Mia Perez bikini pictures are artsy [Hollywood Tuna] Ashley Greene gets…

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Nick Stahl Was Arrested For Masturbating In A Porn StoreBy toddDecember 28, 2012



Nick Stahl, who played Yellow Bastard in Sin City, and John Connor in the Terminator movie they shouldn’t have made, was arrested in Los Angeles for jerking it in a Hollywood adult store last night. His wife must be thrilled! TMZ reports:

Law enforcement tells us, LAPD undercover vice officers were conducting a routine check of an adult store in Hollywood around 6PM — and found Stahl alone in a private booth, watching a porno, and committing a “lewd act.” We’re told the “Terminator 3” star appeared to be “touching himself” — you can figure out the rest — and he was booked for lewd conduct … a misdemeanor. Nick was cited and released from police custody a few hours later … and as he walked out of the police station he told our camera guy it was all a “misunderstanding.”

Stahl was reported missing like 500 times this year and has reportedly received treatment for substance abuse. But seriously, if you want to jack off, do it in the privacy of your own home. Then tell your grandma so she can pray with you and make you cookies.

Nick Stahl, who played Yellow Bastard in Sin City, and John Connor in the Terminator movie they shouldn’t have made, was arrested in Los Angeles for jerking it in a…
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Kate Winslet’s New Married Name Is “Kate Rocknroll”By toddDecember 28, 2012



Why would a 37-year old single mom and Oscar winner who has been married twice already, marry a dude with the last name “Rocknroll”? Easy. He’s Richard Branson‘s nephew. CHA-CHING! Page Six reports:

“Titanic” star Kate Winslet quietly married her boyfriend of a year, Richard Branson’s epically named nephew, Ned Rocknroll, in upstate New York earlier this month. According to reports, the intimate, “romantic, private” ceremony took place at a barn with only a few close friends present, including her “Titanic” co-star Leo DiCaprio, who gave the bride away. While reps for Winslet and DiCaprio didn’t immediately comment, it seems Winslet and Rocknroll, who changed his name from Abel Smith, have recently appeared deeply in love.

Kate Winslet split from director Sam Mendes in 2010 and now she’s married again. And obviously DiCpario woke up underneath a pile of bridesmaids. Congrats to both.

Why would a 37-year old single mom and Oscar winner who has been married twice already, marry a dude with the last name “Rocknroll”? Easy. He’s Richard Branson‘s nephew. CHA-CHING!…

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Britney Spears Is Getting Fired From X-FactorBy toddDecember 27, 2012



Apparently she wasn’t crazy enough for television. ‘MERICA! Us Magazine reports:

“Britney will get the boot,” an insider tells Hot Stuff of the pop star, who joined the show in May, along with fellow newcomer Demi Lovato. “Producers wanted her for the long haul, but it isn’t working.” One reason? Spears’ $15 million contract, which sources say the low-energy mentor hasn’t earned. “They paid all that for her to say ‘amazing’ and offer half-claps,” a second insider tells Us. Adds a third source of show co-creator Simon Cowell, who is leading the charge to axe the performer: “He wanted crazy Britney, but he got boring Britney.”

Much like the The Voice and American Idol, X-Factor is rarely about the people on the stage. It’s just an excuse for networks to parade America’s great reservoir of idiots and narcissists on stage so the hosts can pick on the low hanging fruit. But as it turns out, the majority of the hosts are fruit already rotting on the ground. Britney Spears judging a singing competition? That’s like me judging a competition that tells you which tampon is the most comfortable.

Apparently she wasn’t crazy enough for television. ‘MERICA! Us Magazine reports: “Britney will get the boot,” an insider tells Hot Stuff of the pop star, who joined the show in…

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Hayden Panettiere is Proud of Her Hoodie, LinksBy kathyDecember 27, 2012

The best of 2012: Remember when Christina Hendricks got hacked? [The Superficial]
Gracie Carvalho is selling lingerie [Popoholic]
Natalia Siwiec is new here [Hollywood Tuna]
Ashley Simpson is no Jessica Alba [MyEx]
Stephanie Seymour fell out of her top (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Let’s guess some blind items [Dlisted]
Doutzen Kroes keeps the Christmas cheer going (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Kate Upton‘s year in review [Celebuzz]
Tom Cruise has a new girlfriend [Celebitchy]
13 Overlooked Deaths of 2012 [COED Magazine]
Top 10 Things You Will Find on Every Top 10 List [College Humor]
Merry Christmas from [The Chive]
Top 10 Naked Stars Who’ve Been Arrested for a DUI (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
The best bikini pics since June [Moe (more…)

The best of 2012: Remember when Christina Hendricks got hacked? [The Superficial] Gracie Carvalho is selling lingerie [Popoholic] Natalia Siwiec is new here [Hollywood Tuna] Ashley Simpson is no Jessica…

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