Rihanna Did The ‘Valerian’ PremiereBy toddJuly 18, 2017
Rihanna Did The ‘Valerian’ Premiere

 

Rihanna is playing a shape-shifting alien in Luc Besson’s Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets, and I was told by management not to discuss how Hollywood is blackwashing shape-shifting aliens for a casting gimmick. I guess I’m just too woke. But obviously, as you can see, Rihanna attended the premiere and she’s not a shape-shifting alien. It’s just a shame that so many filmmakers use human actors to portray aliens from different planets. This is very problematic. You can look at these pictures of Rihanna being hot in this dress if you want to, but you’re just perpetuating the lack of alien representation seen in movies today.

 

  Rihanna is playing a shape-shifting alien in Luc Besson’s Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets, and I was told by management not to discuss how Hollywood is blackwashing…

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I Forgot Megan Fox Was On InstagramBy toddJuly 18, 2017
I Forgot Megan Fox Was On Instagram

 

Only 2009-2010 kids will remember when I used to posted about Megan Fox legit every day like twice a day, because she was hotter than whatever you’re into now in 2017. Since then, it appears her and her plastic surgeon have become pretty close. It happens. So maybe that’s why she cropped her face out of this pic. Still would. Yes, my friends. Still would.

 

  Only 2009-2010 kids will remember when I used to posted about Megan Fox legit every day like twice a day, because she was hotter than whatever you’re into now…

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Olivia Munn Does PlayboyBy toddJune 21, 2009

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I’m really not much into Asian chicks, but damn Olivia Munn is hot. She’s a huge nerd and funny as hell, and that’s basically like kryptonite to me. Point being, if Olivia Munn wore glasses, was into gardening, and quoted Star Wars during morning anal, she could quite possibly be the perfect woman.

By the way, sorry about the insane thumbnail design. Apparently, I’m retarded:

I’m really not much into Asian chicks, but damn Olivia Munn is hot. She’s a huge nerd and funny as hell, and that’s basically like kryptonite to me. Point being,…

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Britney is Getting MarriedBy toddJune 20, 2009

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Always known for her logic and reason and her ability to make great life choices, Britney Spears is marrying her agent, Jason Trawick. Star Magazine reports:

After more than three years of casual hookups, Brit and Jason took their relationship to the next level while they were on vacation in the Bahamas last month. That’s when Brit and Jason shared a special night together during which Jason popped the question! “He didn’t exactly get down on one knee, but Brit didn’t care. She said yes, and they opened a bottle of champagne to celebrate,” says an insider. “Jason held Britney for a long time and kissed her cheeks. They talked about their future for hours and didn’t go to sleep until after 3 a.m.! They just wanted to be alone together.” Britney is already thinking about a December wedding — after her Circus world tour wraps this fall — and wants her big day to far outclass her previous ceremonies.

Wow, what a lucky guy. He must be on top of the world right now. Especially since he’s about to marry a dumpy single mother of two with a meth addiction and a court order that regulates her crazy. This is quite unlike when somebody decides to marry me. I hate to brag, but when they say yes, God throws a ceremony like they did at the end of Star Wars so the girl can get a medal for “Best Achievement in Decision Making”. Congratulations, my dear! You’re the big winner!!!

Always known for her logic and reason and her ability to make great life choices, Britney Spears is marrying her agent, Jason Trawick. Star Magazine reports: After more than three…

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You Wouldn’t Bang a Girl With Glasses, Would You?By toddJune 19, 2009

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Nerd wet dream Kristen Bell is in Hawaii right now, and combined with the glasses, if she would’ve had Princess Leia hair while holding Frodo’s ring, we might have had a nerd apocalypse. Thankfully, she’s only wearing glasses. There’s only one chick I can think of right now who wears glasses that I’d like to drill like Alaska, but for some reason she thinks she doesn’t look as hot in them. Which is weird, because I look just as hot in my captain’s hat and bedazzled cape. I really thinks it’s all about how you carry yourself.

Nerd wet dream Kristen Bell is in Hawaii right now, and combined with the glasses, if she would’ve had Princess Leia hair while holding Frodo’s ring, we might have had…

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Leighton Meester Has A Feet Sex TapeBy toddJune 19, 2009

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Gossip Girl star, Leighton Meester, is by all accounts boring. So congratulations, Leighton. You just got interesting. TMZ reports:

Spotted … “Gossip Girl” star Leighton Meester having sex with her BF… on video. We’ve learned a Meester tape is being shopped around town. It was shot a few years back, and shows Leighton in mostly innocuous though nude scenes — with several big exceptions … one involving her very talented feet. We’re told a company called celebhotline.com is negotiating for the video. The company’s spokesperson, Kevin Blatt told us, “We’ve seen the tape and we’re hoping to close the deal.”

For her sake, let’s hope her sex tape is better than mine. To be honest, it wasn’t really sexy when I pulled my pants down and those two twins crossed themselves and ran away screaming. I wonder what their deal was?

NSFW UPDATE: Apparently the deal has been closed, because you can see the first images of the tape HERE. Or you can pull out your credit card and allegedly see more of it here.

Gossip Girl star, Leighton Meester, is by all accounts boring. So congratulations, Leighton. You just got interesting. TMZ reports: Spotted … “Gossip Girl” star Leighton Meester having sex with her…

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The Hills Stars Are SexyBy toddJune 18, 2009

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It comes with a great sense of pride that I say that I’ve never seen one single episode of The Hills, but from what I’m told, it’s a show about young beautiful people and their problems. Beautiful people like Whitney Port. I’m so gonna have to watch this show now because it’s obvious she’s some sort of beautiful fairy tale princess.

It comes with a great sense of pride that I say that I’ve never seen one single episode of The Hills, but from what I’m told, it’s a show about…

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Paris and Lindsay Hate Jon and KateBy toddJune 18, 2009

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For the last two months, every celebrity gossip magazine cover has been nothing but Jon and Kate Gosselin drama, and when you’re an attention whore with no discernible talent who needs those magazines to stay famous, that may be kind of a problem. Page Six reports:

“Lindsay and Paris hate not being on the covers of weeklies,” said a source. “That’s why Lindsay has been causing so much havoc and pulling these antics. And why Paris had a big blow- up with Doug [Reinhardt].”

Jon and Kate should drag this out as long as they can if only just to see what these two whores are gonna do next. Give it two more weeks and I can almost guarantee Lindsay will have a sex change to become a minotaur and Paris will hold a press conference to say she’s Batman.

For the last two months, every celebrity gossip magazine cover has been nothing but Jon and Kate Gosselin drama, and when you’re an attention whore with no discernible talent who…

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IDLYITW LinksBy toddJune 17, 2009

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Dr. Manhattan’s Pants [College Humor]

Amanda Seyfried really is a mean girl [Fatback]

Jessica Alba upskirt [Taxidriver Movie]

Katie Price and her huge rack in Izbia
[Drunkenstepfather]

Fergie is topless. *Looks down a penis* Nope? Nothing? Okay. [Egotastic]

Butts or boobs? [City Rag]

Chris Pine is a great dresser. [Popsugar]

Dr. Manhattan’s Pants [College Humor] Amanda Seyfried really is a mean girl [Fatback] Jessica Alba upskirt [Taxidriver Movie] Katie Price and her huge rack in Izbia [Drunkenstepfather] Fergie is topless….

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