Director David Ayer dropped the Suicide Squad poster last night on Twitter. He also said the new trailer hits tomorrow night at 9:30pm EST on the CW. I mean, that’s what he said. Uh, I don’t care if you believe me, that’s what the guy said. Fine. Go see for yourself then I don’t even know why I tell you things.
BEST Of 2015: Hilary Duff in a bikini [ The Superficial ]
Brittny Gastineau‘s nipple in the ocean (NSFW) [ Taxi Driver Movie ]
Kate Upton showing off the puppies [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Khloe Kardashian naked [ The Nip Slip ]
Kendall Jenner‘s ass is the family’s only hope [ DrunkenStepfather ]
Stars Wars made Hayden Christensen want to quit Hollywood [ Dlisted ]
Robin Thicke’s girlfriend in a bikini [ Moe Jackson ]
Leonardo DiCaprio is too good for your franchise bullshit [ The Blemish ]
Madison Beer is still in a bikini [ Popoholic ]
Caroline Flack in a bikini [ Celebslam ]
Kylie Jenner is full of lies [ Cele|bitchy ]
50 hottest photoshoots of 2015 [ COED ]
Marky Mark is the MOST MAN in Daddy’s Home [ Lainey Gossip ]
Chloe Grace Moretz is all legs [ Egotastic ]
We all know where we were when God’s soldier Josh Duggar was on the front line of the bank trying to cash his monthly Christian conservative lobbyist check signed by people with insecurity and fear of the unknown wrapped in a traditional family values flag, but they put a stop payment on it once the Lord spoke to them through an inTouch Weekly article and told them that Josh molested all his sisters before he was finally stopped, only after he tried to take his gospel next door to the neighbor girl. Then Satan tried him again by making him sign up for two Ashley Madison accounts. Then God caused him to stumble once again and $1, 500 fell out of his ATM so he could bang a porn chick. He tried to mitigate the situation by saying, “it was the devil lol“, then going to Jesus camp, but the vicious liberal media just didn’t want to see a Duggar make it. Three month later, Jesus shouted for the Duggars to come out of their tomb so he could give their daughters a show. God’s blessings were upon them until Satan struck again, sending a harlot sent from hell and arming her with the ability to look up legal representation online.
In the suit, Danica says Josh “manhandled” and physically assaulted her so badly she felt like she was being raped. She says Josh found her at a strip club a month later to apologize, but when they were alone he assaulted her again … according to the suit. Dillon says she suffered emotionally and physically, and is getting treated by a psychiatrist. She wants more than $500k in damages.
Yeah. Turns out Josh is a savage asshole who gets pretty ISIS when he’s doing the layeth of hands thing. Dillon’s attorney wants to hear all about it.
“The defendant may be subject to [having to talk about] his prior bad [or] sexually abusive acts at trial,” Danica’s attorney Marc Frumer tells In Touch exclusively. “They are all relevant if he takes the stand.”…“The defendant has a history of sexual and physical abuse towards women, particularly those he perceives as vulnerable or weak,” Danica’s attorney explains. “He has to be held responsible for his actions.”
If Furmer’s statements don’t lead you to immediately believe that Jim Bob is gonna settle this way faster than the Israelites settled Canaan instead of Josh taking the stand, then you probably think God actually performs miracles. I have to admit, that’s pretty adorable.
So for the past few days it's apparently a big deal that the Red Hot Chili Peppers didn't perform live at the Super Bowl. Ok, so I'm going to throw my hat into this issue for you right now. Ready? Here it goes. Who gives a shit? They've been a band since 1983 and have been performing this song since 1991. They get a pass. Maybe if Peyton Manning performed live we'd have something else to talk about.
Sean Penn moved in Charlize Theron and wants to marry her and adopt her kid [Dlisted]
Brandi Glanville has HPV [Fishwrapper]
Abigail Clancy love [Hollywood Tuna]
More pics of Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow [Popoholic]
Samantha Hoppes is the new Kate Upton [Drunken Stepfather]
Here's the stripper who was nursing Justin Bieber [TMZ]
Olivia Munn is dating Robocop [Lainey Gossip]
George Clooney is kinda racist [Celebitchy]
More Kelly Brook in a bikini [Moe Jackson]
The best of Will Ferrell's Reedit AMA [Film Drunk]
Mila Kunis has looked better [Celebslam]
Philip Seymour Hoffman's dealers got arrested [The Blemish]
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I'm not a pharmacist or a doctor (in the United States), but if you wanted to be found dead in your apartment and be mourned by your loved ones because of your inability to overcome your addiction, there are worse ideas than having 72 bags of heroin in your apartment. Again, that's not a misprint. SEVENTY-TWO. Philip Seymour Hoffman had 72 bags of heroin. New York Post reports:
The NYPD hunted for Philip Seymour Hoffman’s drug dealer on Monday to track down the source of the 72 small bags of heroin found in the tragic actor’s Greenwich Village apartment, sources said. Investigators found 49 sealed bags and 23 bags that were open and used. In all, 59 were marked “Ace of Spades” and 13 had the “Ace of Hearts” logo. There were also two charred spoons, syringes and a small amount of cocaine in the $10,000-a-month apartment. Cops also discovered an assortment of prescription pills, including:
- Clonidine hydrochloride, a blood-pressure medication.
- Buprenorphine, an addiction-treatment drug.
- Vyvanse, which is used to treat attention-deficit disorder.
- Hydroxyzine, used to treat anxiety.
- Methocarbamol, a muscle relaxant.
Like, I've been sitting here trying to wrap my mind around what kind of next level junkie would need 72 bags of heroin readily available at any given moment. Do you have to pass some kind of written test and maybe a practical? Was he going to be on the new TLC show Heroin Hoarders? I don't get it. I mean, I didn't want to watch the Super Bowl either, but not that bad. I can't overstate this enough. He had 72 bags of heroin in his apartment. The only brightside is that if you're looking to see Michael Jackson's ghost, this substantially narrows down your search.
Like, for real. This isn't a joke. Justin Bieber believes being dunked in a pool will be all the help he needs. Page Six reports:
Multiple sources confirmed to us that Bieber was looking for a Manhattan property with a private pool to conduct a baptism-like ceremony with the Hillsong Church NYC. One source said, “Justin and his team spent time on Saturday searching for a place with a pool where they could conduct a baptism for him, a cleansing ritual, with the Hillsong Church. But they couldn’t find a place in time.” Another source added, “Justin is serious about his Christian faith, and after recent events, he needed to take a pause.” Bieber, who is believed to have been baptized as a child, is a fan of the megachurch — which has conducted baptisms in the Gansevoort Hotel rooftop pool — and after attending a service at their Irving Plaza location last September, he tweeted about its hip leader, Pastor Carl Lentz: “Amazing sermon at church this morning. Love you man. I broke down today.”
Yes, because nothing says "serious about his Christian faith" like pissing in mop buckets, egging your neighbors house, driving drunk, sippin sizzurp, and sucking on stripper titties. The Jesus' side eye is probably pretty strong right now. But, you know, I guess baptism is thing that people do because they think it's a good insurance policy in case heaven exists while they're having all the fun they can down here. As long as you profess to accept Jesus into your heart, you can do pretty much whatver you want. I think that's how it works. Problem is, the rest of us can't throw a challenge flag to have that reviewed. Jesus did not have full control of the heart as you went underwater, therefore the ruling on the field has been overturned.
Depending on the day, Ireland Baldwin looks hot or looks like she pees standing up, so it's good she recognized this and just straight up posted a pic of her ass on Instagram. Thank you, Alec Baldwin. That voicemail you left that one time is really starting to pay off.
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Here's Kelly Brook in a bikini in Miami with her new boyfriend David King. He calls himself "King David". Kelly Brook was single because her last boyfriend cheated on her, so it's good to see she's moved on with a guy who looks like he would never cheat. Also, boobs. Lots of boobs in this post.