James Corden Had Some Harvey Weinstein Jokes. They Didn’t Go Over WellBy toddOctober 16, 2017
James Corden Had Some Harvey Weinstein Jokes. They Didn’t Go Over Well

 

James Corden attended the amFAR Gala Los Angeles on Saturday and he had some Harvey Weinstein jokes. They didn’t go over well (via Page Six).

“Here in LA, it’s so beautiful, Harvey Weinstein has already asked tonight up to his hotel, to give him a massage. I don’t know whether that groan was that you liked that joke, or you don’t like that joke. If you don’t like that joke you should probably leave now,” he said with a grin. “It has been weird this week, though, hasn’t it — watching Harvey Weinstein in hot water. Ask any of the women who watched him take a bath — it’s weird watching Harvey Weinstein in hot water. Harvey Weinstein wanted to come tonight, but he’ll settle for whatever potted plant is closest,” he added.

Sometimes a joke can be “too soon”. Especially when it’s told to a room full of people who have known what you’re talking about and allowed what you’re talking about to happen for 20+ years but now have to act like your joke is in bad taste. Rose McGowan weighed in.

 

 

Of course, Corden apologized:

 

 

Also, over the weekend, this clip of Courtney Love from 2005 telling you everything you needed to know surfaced.

 

 

 

Think about that. Courtney Love wasn’t even one of his victims, but heard it so fucking much she told a reporter. Let that sink in. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say any actor, director or politician who took money from Weinstein and now say they are “shocked” and “disgusted” are full of shit. It’s just ironic to me that Hollywood props themselves up as an almost religious-like last bastion of progressive ideas and principles then everybody clutches their pearls when everybody finds out all the priests are rampantly sexual assaulting half the congregation. Y’all motherfuckers knew. Let’s not pretend you didn’t. Where’s the pussy hats marching in the street? Where’s Hillary telling these women they’re in an industry that leaves them voiceless and doesn’t represent their interests? Go fuck yourselves.

 

Harvey Weinstein and friends. Man, Jennifer Lawrence couldn’t stay out of a picture with Harvey, huh?

 

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Hayley Atwell Is Free To Wear ThisBy toddOctober 16, 2017
Hayley Atwell Is Free To Wear This

 

Since Harvey Weinstein is gone, there’s no more sexual predators in Hollywood so everyone is safe now. Hayley Atwell must have known this since she wore this dress to the BFI London Film Festival this weekend. I bet nobody said anything creepy or inappropriate to her or stared at her rack while speaking to her. It’s a new day in Hollywood, everyone!

 

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Cara Delevingne Has A Weinstein StoryBy toddOctober 12, 2017
Cara Delevingne Has A Weinstein Story

 

To save time, it might be better at this point to interview women who don’t have a Harvey Weinstein story about him being fucking weird and inappropriate and ritualistically psychopathic, but Cara Delevingne has one and wooo boy.

 

When I first started to work as an actress, i was working on a film and I received a call from‎ Harvey Weinstein asking if I had slept with any of the women I was seen out with in the media. It was a very odd and uncomfortable call….i answered none of his questions and hurried off the phone but before I hung up, he said to me that If I was gay or decided to be with a woman especially in public that I’d never get the role of a straight woman or make it as an actress in Hollywood. A year or two later, I went to a meeting with him in the lobby of a hotel with a director about an upcoming film. The director left the meeting and Harvey asked me to stay and chat with him. As soon as we were alone he began to brag about all the actresses he had slept with and how he had made their careers and spoke about other inappropriate things of a sexual nature. He then invited me to his room. I quickly declined and asked his assistant if my car was outside. She said it wasn’t and wouldn’t be for a bit and I should go to his room. At that moment I felt very powerless and scared but didn’t want to act that way hoping that I was wrong about the situation. When I arrived I was relieved to find another woman in his room and thought immediately I was safe. He asked us to kiss and she began some sort of advances upon his direction. I swiftly got up and asked him if he knew that I could sing. And I began to sing….i thought it would make the situation better….more professional….like an audition….i was so nervous. After singing I said again that I had to leave. He walked me to the door and stood in front of it and tried to kiss me on the lips. I stopped him and managed to get out of the room. I still got the part for the film and always thought that he gave it to me because of what happened. Since then I felt awful that I did the movie. I felt like I didn’t deserve the part. I was so hesitant about speaking out….I didn’t want to hurt his family. I felt guilty as if I did something wrong. I was also terrified that this sort of thing had happened to so many women I know but no one had said anything because of fear.

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If your first question after reading this is “why didn’t she tell this story sooner?”, kill yourself. Just end it. I know it’s not cool to suggest someone commit suicide or what not, but it’s truly for the best.

 

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Dove Cameron Is PromotingBy toddOctober 12, 2017
Dove Cameron Is Promoting

 

Dove Cameron was in Tokyo last night to promote Descendants 2. Not sure if there was a Descendants 1 or this is just the name of the movie. The takeaway here is that Dove Cameron is 21 and really damn cute, but still manages to look like a real housewife of Cobb County. I’m ready for her Harvey Weinstein story if she has one.

 

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Justin Bieber Has To Pay $80K, Go To Anger Management For That Egg ThingBy toddJuly 10, 2014
Justin Bieber Has To Pay $80K, Go To Anger Management For That Egg Thing

“Probably should gave him those eggs instead. Looks like he’s been heavy carb.”

 

Hey, remember that time Justin Bieber was a douche (no, the other time) and egged his neighbor’s house? Yeah, he pled no contest to misdemeanor vandalism and now has to attend anger management classes and pay his neighbor $80,900. I guess because the eggs weren’t free range and organic? Not too clear on that. They have weird laws in California.

Justin Bieber is required to take anger management classes as part of his plea bargain in the egging case … and he has to pay his neighbor a fortune. Justin’s lawyer, Shawn Holley, was in court with the prosecutor as the plea was entered. Justin pled no contest to misdemeanor vandalism and was placed on 2 years probation and ordered to perform 5 days labor — probably picking up trash or graffiti removal. Justin was ordered to pay his neighbor $80,900. Law enforcement sources had told TMZ … the victim submitted estimates totaling around $20K but in court Wednesday the judge said the actual damages exceeded $80K. The prosecutor said, “The house is a dream house” and a lot of work had to be done. As for anger management … Justin is required to attend 12 weeks of classes with a minimum of 1 per week. And Justin was ordered to stay 100 yards away from the victim and his family. That won’t be a problem since Justin has moved.

I don’t know if this will do anything to keep Bieber from eventually being found in a ditch with his panties stuffed in his mouth one day, but that $80K might hurt a little bit. That was his entire pedicure budget.

 

 

 

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Kim Kardashian Is SubtleBy toddJuly 10, 2014

Now I don’t know about you, but when I think of a legendary and iconic Italian fashion house that is one of the highest expressions of couture savoir faire worldwide, I think of a fat Armenian chick who dresses like she’s in a poster for a strip club advertising a featured dancer.

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Some Dude In Colorado Offered Obama Some WeedBy toddJuly 09, 2014
Some Dude In Colorado Offered Obama Some Weed

 

 

You can’t talk all you want about Obama abusing his executive powers and that time he worked out in pants, but turning down free weed? That’s just bad manners. #tcot #hobbylobbygirl #chicago #2A #bible #GOP #USA #Jesus

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Here’s Britney Spears Without Auto-TuneBy toddJuly 09, 2014
Here’s Britney Spears Without Auto-Tune

 

 

 

This really shouldn’t come as a surprise to anybody, but Britney Spears can’t sing for shit. So if you want to stare at your screen like you did when you first saw 2 Girls 1 Cup, go ahead and play this video of Britney singing “Alien” after she was obviously just hit with a drone in the throat. Explain it away producer guy!

Dearest Music Lovers, I have heard that Britney vocal link that everybody’s been discussing. It has been impossible not to as there have been many comments directing my attention to it. [I won’t re-posting it here]. I’d like to affirm that ANY singer when first at the mic at the start of a long session can make a multitude of vocalisations in order to get warmed up. Warming up is essential if you’re a pro, as it is with a runner doing stretches, and it takes a while to do properly. I’ve heard all manner of sounds emitted during warmups. The point is that it is not supposed to be shared with millions of listeners. A generous singer will put something down the mic to help the engineer get their systems warmed up and at the right level, maybe whilst having a cup of herb tea and checking through lyrics before the session really kicks off. It’s not expected to be a ‘take’. I think that 99% of you reading this will totally understand.

Ok, first off, Britney Spears ain’t drinking herbal tea. She’s chasing laxatives with a Sunkist frappucino, so you’ve lost credibilty here off top. Second, a “generous singer” can, you know, sing. That’s why they call them singers. Third, let’s not use a running metaphor to describe Britney Spears. She won’t understand what you’re talking about. And you really should have started this whole thing with “Attention Wal-Mart shoppers”.

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Chris Brown Is (Was) A Great BoyfriendBy toddJuly 09, 2014
Chris Brown Is (Was) A Great Boyfriend

 

I always have to look up Karrueche Tran because I don’t remember if that’s her actual name or more of a description, but here is a pic if her ass that Chris Brown posted on Instagram then immediately deleted, because she’s not Rihanna and doesn’t seem to want her ass all over social media. She also dumped him and isn’t even talking to him anymore.  If she’s bored, maybe she can start some shit on Twitter with a stranger. People really seem to enjoy that.

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Zac Efron Has Been Banging Michelle Rodriguez Since 2011By toddJuly 09, 2014
Zac Efron Has Been Banging Michelle Rodriguez Since 2011

 

On Monday, we learned that Zac Efron has a very specific type, and since there’s not a lot of famous brown women in Hollywood, it was only a matter of time before he got to Michelle Rodriguez. That happened in 2011.

Not too long after Zac and his longtime girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens broke up in 2010, he fell into the arms of Michelle, literally. “”Whenever they’re together and both single, they hook up,” a source tells us. But just recently, Michelle was linked to model, Cara Delevigne, so why the sudden change? “They’re just having fun on vacation,” adds the source. It looks a bit more than just a hook up if you ask us, at one point on the yacht, Zac was spotted being ever so chivalrous and covered Michelle with his beach towel.

We all have that one emergency vagina and/or penis we get to use when neither of us has anything else going on, but unlike Zac Efron’s emergency piece, yours probably won’t stab you and carve Cara Delevigne’s name in your chest.

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