Scarlett Johansson Wifed Up Some JournalistBy toddSeptember 05, 2013

She's marrying some French dude who sounds like a type of lettuce. Congrats, boo.

Scarlett Johansson is engaged to her beau, journalist Romain Dauriac, PEOPLE has learned exclusively. "They're engaged and very happy," a source says of the couple. A rep for the actress said, "I can confirm that Scarlett and Romain are engaged. They haven't chosen a date for the wedding." The proposal occurred about a month ago. The ring is a vintage Art Deco style.

Scarlett Johansson is only 28 and is on her second marriage in 5 years, so you really have to wonder how awesome her breasts really are. Do they even awesome, bro? Or if she stops to talk about clean water initiatives in Africa while giving head. Look, I love you, I do, but now is not the best time to discuss the declining state of the world's supply of fresh water. If your jaw needs a break just tell me. No need to bring African children into this.

She's marrying some French dude who sounds like a type of lettuce. Congrats, boo. Scarlett Johansson is engaged to her beau, journalist Romain Dauriac, PEOPLE has learned exclusively. "They're engaged…

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Michael Jackson Had A Sex Alarm To Tell Him When Adults Were NearbyBy toddJuly 02, 2013
Michael Jackson Had A Sex Alarm To Tell Him When Adults Were Nearby

 

"Bring me the kiiiiidddd that is not my son." – Michael Jackson

 

In the latest "Michael Jackson was a depraved and diabolical child molestor" news, Jackson apparently had an alarm that warned him if any adult was in a 30 feet radius when he having sex with a kid. Cool. TMZ reports:

Michael Jackson went to great lengths to avoid being caught sexually abusing children … even installing an alarm to warn him whenever someone was approaching his bedroom — so claims Wade Robson in his latest complaint against the singer's estate. Robson just filed an amended complaint, claiming the alarm would go off whenever someone came within 30 feet of Jackson's room. Robson claims Jackson also hung a "Do Not Disturb" sign on his bedroom door.

For an unapologetic drug addict, Michael Jackson sure did plan ahead. Although it's hard not to see irony of him hanging the "Do Not Disturb" sign on the wrong thing.

Note: If you want to feel more creeped out and disgusted, read this.

  "Bring me the kiiiiidddd that is not my son." – Michael Jackson   In the latest "Michael Jackson was a depraved and diabolical child molestor" news, Jackson apparently had…

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