Bella Hadid Wants AttentionBy toddDecember 15, 2017
Bella Hadid Wants Attention

 

Bella Hadid, sister of the Hot Hadid, attended the Knick/Lakers game in MSG, and she’s pretty much every white chick sitting sideline at a NBA. She’s wondering why everyone in the building is watching who they paid to see instead of her. You know, as evidenced by these pictures. Settle down, Bella.

 

  Bella Hadid, sister of the Hot Hadid, attended the Knick/Lakers game in MSG, and she’s pretty much every white chick sitting sideline at a NBA. She’s wondering why everyone…

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Bar Refaeli Is Still With UsBy toddNovember 30, 2016
Bar Refaeli Is Still With Us

 

Hey, remember Bar Refaeli? She dated Leonardo DiCaprio for like 5 years then she turned 25 and had to go.  Tale as old as time. DiCaprio is banging this now, I think. It’s really hard to keep up. Anyway, Refaeli is 31 now, she’s still Israeli, so she might be the greatest argument against the alt-right or whatever we’re calling white supremacists who hate Jews and learning to use Photoshop for their memes.

 

  Hey, remember Bar Refaeli? She dated Leonardo DiCaprio for like 5 years then she turned 25 and had to go.  Tale as old as time. DiCaprio is banging this…

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The Chinese ‘Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice’ Trailer Is BatshitBy toddMarch 14, 2016
The Chinese ‘Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice’ Trailer Is Batshit


There’s been like 45 Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice trailers, but supposedly this is the last international trailer. It’s “action-packed” and has “tons of new footage”. It also has a Chinese dude doing the voiceover. I don’t know what he’s saying, but he seems pretty serious about it. He could be talking about his NCAA bracket and we wouldn’t know. 



[ h/t JoBlo ]

There’s been like 45 Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice trailers, but supposedly this is the last international trailer. It’s “action-packed” and has “tons of new footage”. It also has…

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Kaley Cuoco Is For Alzheimer’s & LinksBy toddMarch 10, 2016

Justin Bieber and his bros walked out on a bar tab   [  Dlisted   ]

Selena Gomez hates bras   ( NSFW site )   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Sophia Bush is see through  ( NSFW site )   [  The Nip Slip   ]

Sony freed Dr. Luke (from his contract)  [   The Superficial   ]

Lucy Hale in a bikini in Brazil  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Maria Sharapova is working out   [   Popoholic   ]

Bryana Holly in lingerie   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Teresa Giudice is a yoga teacher now  [  Reality Tea   ]

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner still live in the same together  [  Cele|bitchy   ]

Justin Bieber and his bros walked out on a bar tab   [  Dlisted   ] Selena Gomez hates bras   ( NSFW site )   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ] Sophia Bush is…

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Chrissy Teigen Left Twitter Because Of Death Threats Over A Gun Control TweetBy toddOctober 24, 2014

 Yesterday in Canada, a gunman shot and killed a corporal at the National War Memorial in Ottawa then walked into some parliament building where he fired off more shots before getting shot and killed himself. When I first saw “active shooter” in my feed, I pretty much assumed it was in America, then I was pleasantly surprised when I found out it was in Canada because 100 people probably just got shot in America while I was typing this sentence. Long story short, Chrissy Teigen tweeted this then people went apeshit.

active shooting in Canada, or as we call it in america, wednesday

People are calling this “controversial” and in “bad taste”, but if you want to call the truth those things, then you’re probably planning to take your 9-year old to an Uzi range this week. I won’t even get into the irony of a person receiving death threats over a tweet that fucking nails the gun problem we have in America, but again, this is America. Despite having every known advantage in the known world, and some of the greatest minds and technological advances in the history of mankind, we all live in a place where the majority of the people think that a tool as crude as a gun still has a place in society. For most part Americans are paranoid, are unable to see that the powers who control our government and media have us fighting over who paid more for the water hose as we watch our neighborhood burn to the ground then shock us with the docility stick with the McDonald’s Dollar Menu and the season premiere of The Walking Dead. At what point do things you see happen every single day stop becoming “tragedies”? At what point do I start posting more boobs on the site? This are both great questions to ponder.

 Yesterday in Canada, a gunman shot and killed a corporal at the National War Memorial in Ottawa then walked into some parliament building where he fired off more shots before…

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Please Keep Selena Gomez In Your ThoughtsBy toddSeptember 15, 2014
Please Keep Selena Gomez In Your Thoughts

 

When a woman has gone temporarily insane due to a bad relationship or a break up or just standard women stuff, there is always one visual cue they provide: bangs. Since only preschoolers and Asian girls should have bangs, you don’t need a psychology degree to know if a woman is about to drown her kids or cut off a penis and throw it on a field, because the recent bangs will tell you. So please keep Selena Gomez in your prayers during this difficult time.

 

 

pic source  = Instagram

  When a woman has gone temporarily insane due to a bad relationship or a break up or just standard women stuff, there is always one visual cue they provide:…

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Selena Gomez Is ConfusedBy toddJanuary 29, 2014

These pictures are supposed to be of Selena Gomez leaving a tanning salon, but isn't she a Mexican who lives in a city with permanent sunshine and an average year round temperature of 75 degrees? In theory, she should get a tan when she opens her door to sign for a UPS package. so why is going to a tanning bed? Bieber like black chicks now. No, that can't be right. He's black now so he's really into Asians.

 

 

These pictures are supposed to be of Selena Gomez leaving a tanning salon, but isn't she a Mexican who lives in a city with permanent sunshine and an average year…

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Miley Cyrus Continues To Try Way Too HardBy toddSeptember 23, 2013

When you combine daddy issues and the fact that the guy you were supposed to marry was boning this before you even broke up, you get a perfect storm of chick crazy that will end with Mike Will Made It getting unlimited anal and blowjobs if he promises not to leave. It also makes you wear this at the iHeart Music Festival in Las Vegas. Like Miley Cyrus did. The pictures don't show it, but after she performed she cut herself and used her running mascara to write, "Please Love Me" on the side of a dumpster. I don't want to make this post too depressing, so why do we as a society not have a rapper named Hei$enberg yet? It seems like we should by now.

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Miss Kansas Didn’t Win Miss America, White People Lose Their MindsBy toddSeptember 16, 2013

Miss Kansas, Theresa Vail, the tatted up, deer huntin', Army National Guardin', wannabe dentist-in', blonde was supposed to win Miss America (I assume because she's white), didn't even place in last night's 2014 Miss America pageant, causing white people to lose their shit and FOX News to cry about American values. Maybe she should have competed in the Miss Merica pageant instead.

 

 

So, if I'm reading this right, Theresa Vail and Nina Davuluri are both Americans, but Vail lost because the liberal judges who were judging Miss America hate America? Got it. I keep forgetting you have to be white to be American. My bad. But, I'm a little confused here. What exactly are these "American values"? Stupid ink and camouflage? Being married to Jesus? Miss America pageants aren't held in a Wal-Mart. Supporters of Miss Kansas are forgetting that Vail went to Kansas State. They never win anything.

 

But all the white people upset right now, should sit down and try to find some common fround with your new Miss America, Nina Davulri. Apparently she's just as petty and racist as you are. Page Six reports:

There’s drama behind the scenes of the Miss America beauty pageant after Miss New York, Nina Davuluri, was allegedly tape-recorded blasting Miss America Mallory Hagan as “fat as [bleep].” Sources tell The Post’s Michael Riedel that Davuluri allegedly made the comments in her hotel room after she was crowned Miss New York on July 16 on Staten Island. In a scene straight out of “Miss Congeniality,” unfortunately for Davuluri — who nicknamed herself “Miss Diversity” — a fellow beauty queen was in the next room and recorded the comments, along with other allegedly offensive remarks made by others. A source tells us: “Davuluri invited friends back to her hotel room after her win. A girl in the next room overheard their conversation, and was so offended she decided to tape part of it. A friend of Davuluri was supposedly heard making racist remarks, and Davuluri is allegedly heard on the tape blasting Miss America, ‘Mallory’s fat as [bleep].’ The recording has been making the rounds of pageant contestants and officials.” The source added, “Her comments were brought to the board of the Miss America pageant.”

I think the only people who should be worried about this controversy is Dana Perino and Andrea Tantaros. It's obvious Theresa Vail and Nina Davuluri are coming for their jobs.

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Here’s Why Miley Cyrus Was Wearing #23By toddAugust 27, 2013

 

Sounding like a track they were too embarrassed to use on the Hustle & Flow soundtrack, here's Miley Cyrus and Wiz Khalifa with "23".  Long story short, it's terrible. Here's the lyrics:

I’m in the club high on Perc with some shades on
Tank up, mini skirt with some J’s on
I be in the club standing on the couch
In the wolf greys like it’s my house
(I’m home!)

Breakin’ out the bottle
I got no respect
Actin’ like a model who just got a check
I back it up
Because I don’t give a f—
If you’re lame that’s a shame
You can’t hang with us
I’m M.C. Hammer fly
You can’t touch
(Nope!)

 

I'm stopping now out of respect for actual hip hop and the English language, but it's clear at this point that Miley Cyrus is a gangster and head of the Appropriation Cartel after successfully carrying out hits on Eminem and Jack White.

  Sounding like a track they were too embarrassed to use on the Hustle & Flow soundtrack, here's Miley Cyrus and Wiz Khalifa with "23".  Long story short, it's terrible….

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