Most of you probably don’t care about the NFL or the awards they give out at the end of the year, so I won’t allow you to see my pain, as a Panthers fan, to see two New Orleans Saints players win Offensive Rookie Of The Year and Defensive Rookie Of The Year. Please respect my privacy at this time. But I know you care about Victoria’s Secret models, so here’s one who went. Her name is Taylor Hill. She’s like, hot and stuff.
Bella Hadid, sister of the Hot Hadid, attended the Knick/Lakers game in MSG, and she’s pretty much every white chick sitting sideline at a NBA. She’s wondering why everyone in the building is watching who they paid to see instead of her. You know, as evidenced by these pictures. Settle down, Bella.
Houston is underwater. LA is a raging fire hellscape. South Korea says North Korea is about to launch a ICBM. People who willingly told the government they were illegal immigrants are about to get rounded up. Hurricane Irma is a Category 3 and getting stronger by the day. Taylor Swift released another single during a football game. The world’s in bad shape, my friends. But at least we got the day off because of Labor Day. That’s cool. Here’s some pics of people to halt the overpowering existential dread.
There’s plenty of ways Ariel Winter could have announced she was filming season 9 of Modern Family, but remember, this is Ariel Winter. She has large breasts and wants to remind us at every opportunity. She also has a very big ass. I believe Ariel Winter is the only current topic where you should listen to both sides.
Tom Cruise was last photographed with Suri Cruise in September 2013. Ten Mission Impossible movies have been released since then.
Tom Cruise was just miles away from his daughter, Suri, on May 20 and did not set up a visit with her, In Touch is reporting exclusively. The actor attended an event with fans to promote his new film, The Mummy, at the Hollywood and Highland Center in LA. While Tom gushed about his work, his daughter, Suri — whom he hadn’t seen in person in 1,346 days — was just 23 miles away in Calabasas with her mom, Katie Holmes. But instead of visiting his little girl, 11, when the event ended, Tom hopped on a private jet to Australia to continue promoting the film. “Tom could have easily made the trip to see Suri. It only takes about 30 minutes without traffic. It would’ve only added a few hours to his busy schedule”.
I would say something about Scientology, but we shouldn’t spew hateful rhetoric against Scientology or peaceful Scientologists might also abandon their kids. Am I doing this right? Let me know. All good. Suri probably thinks Jamie Foxx is her dad now anyway.
I watched the first season on Daredevil in one day. I watched the first season of Jessica Jones in two days only because I got a huge burrito in the middle and fell asleep. I watched the second season of Daredevil like three weeks after it dropped. No real reason. I stopped watched Luke Cage after Cottonmouth got killed. I should probably finish that at some point. I watched Iron Fist in no wait, I didn’t watch Iron Fist. I know it’s about a dude named Danny who does magic karate. I’ll let you know how The Defenders goes.
If you were worried you’d suffer in silence through a ridiculously long Justice League becauseZack Snyder is out here thinking he’s Peter Jackson, sorry. Shit’s gonna be long.
IMDb has listed Justice League‘s runtime as 170 minutes or 2 hours 50 minutes. That’s a good 20 minutes longer than Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice‘s theatrical cut which came in at a little more than two-and-a-half hours.
Zack Snyder claims this is just the “first cut” and The Wrap seems pretty confident it’s not since their “individual with close knowledge of the project” told them, The Watchmen was 163 minutes and Batman vs Superman was 151 and they had to add 30 mins to the “Ultimate Cut” for the movie to kinda make sense. So yeah, Justice League probably won’t be 170 minutes. It’ll be like 165 minutes. 45 minutes of that will be Snyder’s usual slo mo bukkakke and 50 minutes will probably the theater blowing on the cartridge because the video game is skipping.
The cast (minus Gal Gadot) showed up at CinemaCon. They look like they each got a different dress code in their invites.
Scarlett Johansson is a far left liberal and far left liberals hate her now, but loved her back in January. Much like with their genders, the far left’s acceptance tends to be fluid (haha nailed it!). She’s was in NYC last night promoting the movie white people in NYC will boycott, because they think will help solve racism or whatever they read on Slate. She wore this dress.
If I just say Chloe Moretz from now on, you’ll know who I’m talking about right? I don’t have to keep typing Chloe Grace Moretz for you to know I’m talking about that super short lady with the weird head and kinda big ass? I have things to do. Like says she maybe should have stayed inside the gym until the cameras left, because damn. She also should think about staying inside until the sun goes down, because I can’t imagine a scenario where her skin and the sun get along.
If I just say Chloe Moretz from now on, you’ll know who I’m talking about right? I don’t have to keep typing Chloe Grace Moretz for you to know I’m…
A teaser trailer for IT dropped yesterday, and I’m not sure why it’s capitalized because it sound like a story about some dudes fixing your Internet. The new Pennywise is the dude from Hemlock Grove, so none of this seems particularly scary or whatever. Why they make his head so big? It also has the kid, Finn Wolfhard, from Stranger Things in it. “Finn Wolfard” is a badass name. The kid doesn’t seem to be. But clowns in the sewer or whatever? Yeah, that’s gonna be a no from me, dawg. I like sleeping at night. Be gone.
A teaser trailer for IT dropped yesterday, and I’m not sure why it’s capitalized because it sound like a story about some dudes fixing your Internet. The new Pennywise…