Emma Frain Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddNovember 11, 2013
Emma Frain Says Good Morning, Links

 

George Clooney On Russell Crowe, Leonardo DiCatchAHo, His Main Homegirl Brad Pitt And Twitter [Dlisted]

Lindsay Lohan took this unfortunate selfie [Fishwrapper]

Krysten Ritter Windy Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

By Odin’s Beard, These Things Need To Stop: A Review of ‘Thor: The Dark World’ [The Superficial]

Joanna Krupa’s Bikini Booty Candids! [Hollywood Tuna]

Salma Hayek Unleashes Her Bodacious Hotness And Super Cleavage [Popoholic]

Lady Gaga falling apart, craving attention (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Justin Bieber must have eaten some bad empanadas in Argentina [TMZ]

Christina Aguilera’s makeover [Lainey Gossip]

Duchess Kate is too busy to dye her hair, not too busy to take flying lessons [Celebitchy]

Today’s Top 5 Supermodel Selfies On Instagram [Moe Jackson]

Here's a Craigslist posting from a couple in Montreal who loves fisting [Film Drunk]

Vanessa Hudgens has looked better [Celebslam]

Celebrate The Marine Corps Birthday With These Sexy Babes In Uniform [COED Magazine]

Scarlett Johansson Will Watch Porn [The Blemish]

Margot Robbie Tweets That Will Smith Affair Rumors Are “Ridiculous” [Evil Beet Gossip]

Maria Hill Returns for The Avengers: Age of Ultron [Crave Online]

Coming soon: Hunger Games … The Amusement Park? [Popbytes]

2013 MTV EMA Red Carpet: Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry & More [Hollywood Life]

 

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  George Clooney On Russell Crowe, Leonardo DiCatchAHo, His Main Homegirl Brad Pitt And Twitter [Dlisted] Lindsay Lohan took this unfortunate selfie [Fishwrapper] Krysten Ritter Windy Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi…

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Olivia Wilde And Jason Sudeikis Have Sex Like “Kenyan Marathon Runners”By toddOctober 10, 2012



ATTN LADIES: Please read this. Good god, I love this woman. Us Magazine reports:

“I felt like my vagina died,” she shared (via Vulture) of her sex life with the filmmaker and Italian prince, 36. “Turned off. Lights out . . . you can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the home front is just peachy. But you cannot lie to your vagina.”…Explaining that she is currently “blissfully, hopefully, wildly in love,” the actress boasted that she and the Saturday Night Live standout “have sex like Kenyan marathon runners.”…“Sometimes your vagina dies,” she explained. “Then you know it’s time to go. There’s no reason to sacrifice your womanhood and femininity for some sort of weird feeling of responsibility to something that may not be right. I feel like far too many women do that.” Added Wilde, “[Men] are not allowed to be the only ones thinking with their genitals.”

All of this is pretty funny of course since Olivia got married at 18 and only got divorced last year. All Jason Sudeikis has to do is be able to find her clit and know more that two sex positions she would have agreed to fly this blockquote on one of those airplane banner things.

ATTN LADIES: Please read this. Good god, I love this woman. Us Magazine reports: “I felt like my vagina died,” she shared (via Vulture) of her sex life with the…

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Christina Aguilera Is Committed To This Whole Fat ThingBy toddOctober 10, 2012



When defending her weight earlier this month, Christina Aquilera said she was Ecuadorian, but people keep “passing me off as a skinny, blue-eyed white girl”. I guess “Ecuadorian” means “sassy, black lady” in fat girl, because GODDAMN. It’s going to be pretty cool next week when she wears biker shorts and a halter top.

When defending her weight earlier this month, Christina Aquilera said she was Ecuadorian, but people keep “passing me off as a skinny, blue-eyed white girl”. I guess “Ecuadorian” means “sassy,…

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Anne Hathaway Is Missing A Few Things, LinksBy kathyJuly 17, 2012

Someone is probably trying to kill Katie Holmes [The Superficial]
Alessandra Ambrosio is still at the beach [Popoholic]
Miranda Kerr forgot her bra [Hollywood Tuna]
Kim Kardashian needs a bigger dress (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
More pictures from The Dark Knight premiere [Dlisted]
Izabel Goulart takes the Jolie Leg to the next level (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Charlie Sheen hates twitter now [Celebuzz]
Jennifer Lopez needs to stop getting married [Celebitchy]
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace had a wardrobe malfunction (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
Watermelon explosion and other best videos of the day[COED Magazine]
The uncanny similarities between buying a house and dating [College Humor]
23 disturbing children’s drawings [The Chive]
Johnny Depp (more…)

Someone is probably trying to kill Katie Holmes [The Superficial] Alessandra Ambrosio is still at the beach [Popoholic] Miranda Kerr forgot her bra [Hollywood Tuna] Kim Kardashian needs a bigger…

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Charlie Sheen Is ConfusingBy jessApril 09, 2011

Charlie Sheen performed in New York City this week, and no one exiting the theater understood why they went. The New York Daily News reports:

There was nothing “winning” about Charlie Sheen’s one-man show in New York Friday night.

The hard-partying actor took to the stage of Radio City Music Hall as part of his “Violent Torpedo of Truth” tour to deliver an hour-long profanity-laden ramble that was vaguely coherent at best and sordid and self-indulgent at worst.

Sheen, 45, sauntered onto the stage 35 minutes late to a standing ovation from a raucous and optimistic crowd that cheered and shouted, “I love you, Charlie.”

Barely an hour later, the same audience filtered out of the famed Sixth Ave. venue baffled by the actor’s performance and questioning why they had parted with their hard-earned cash.

“He’s a little off his rocker,” said Barbara Ann Preziosi, 50, who paid $109 for her orchestra seat.

“I wish he would go back to ‘Two and a Half Men,’ and I think he plays Charlie Harper really well but, in real life he’s a disappointment.”

“The show sucked,”
said Mike Brancaccio, 26, from Rockaway, N.J., who paid more than $100 for his ticket.

“I’m just glad it’s over so I can get a drink that isn’t crazily overpriced.”

Charlie’s goddesses look like they’d be his Furies, his catchphrases are already tired, and he’s milking his fame now to avoid the unemployment line later. This isn’t the origin of Stonehenge, the identity of Jack the Ripper, or what happened on the grassy knoll. There’s no mystery here. If you’re questioning why you parted with your hard-earned cash to see Charlie Sheen rant about hookers and blow, here’s your answer: Because you’re an asshole.

Image via WENN.

Charlie Sheen performed in New York City this week, and no one exiting the theater understood why they went. The New York Daily News reports: There was nothing “winning” about…

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Lawsuit ShoreBy mollyAugust 29, 2010
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The entire cast of Jersey Shore is being sued for assault by a woman who claims she was assaulted by their security guards, RadarOnline.com has learned. The claimant, who filed her suit using her initials J.P., says that four security guards employed by the show threw her to the ground following a heated argument with Snooki. J.P.’s attorney Eugene Lavernge of New Jersey says her chin was cut and she now has a scar from the incident. The incident occurred last September, the same night Ronnie knocked a man unconscious. That man, Stephen Ortiz, is suing MTV and the show’s producers.

These lawsuits were all to be expected. A bunch of overpaid tanorexic drunks fistpumping their way up and down the Eastern seaboard just spells trouble. The fighting is old news, but how there has yet to be a widespread syphilis epidemic amongst grenades and juiceheads is beyond me. I just Googled “Jersey Shore house”, and the CDC website popped up. It had pictures of the hot tub, the bedrooms, and JWoww. I’m really hoping that they don’t decide on “Season 4: Jersey Shore Defiles L.A.” because we’re a fragile bunch whose immune systems aren’t capable of handling uncontrollable infection. Just ask Brittany Murphy.

The cast out and about in Jersey filming season 3. And yes that kid is wearing an “I ♥ The Situation” t-shirt. Child abuse?

The entire cast of Jersey Shore is being sued for assault by a woman who claims she was assaulted by their security guards, RadarOnline.com has learned. The claimant, who filed…

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Really?By toddJanuary 15, 2010

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Apparently a movie about a fat, black, illiterate 16-year old single mother with HIV who is raped by her dad and physically abused by her mother is the feel good movie of the year, so Precious star Gabourey Sidibe is now the new V Magazine cover girl. I didn’t read the interview, but I assume the high points include diabetes and her training for the Double Stuff Oreo Challenge. If this was Sparta, she’d be thrown off a cliff and trampled by horses, but now she might win an Oscar and magazines have to place the soul of an ancient Aztec warlock in their Photoshop to make whatever this is look female instead of a Haitian family of four. Good times, good times.

Apparently a movie about a fat, black, illiterate 16-year old single mother with HIV who is raped by her dad and physically abused by her mother is the feel good…

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This Isn’t a JokeBy toddMay 28, 2009

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Brock Hogan released the cover art for her new album yesterday, and yes, this really is what she came up with. This. I appreciate the fact that they chose “female” for the neck down, but damn this shit looks like a prize you’d win at a balloon dart throw. I had an interview set up, but the guy who made this was unavailable for comment because he was airbrushing a picture of Tupac as Jesus at that stand outside Lids.

Brock Hogan released the cover art for her new album yesterday, and yes, this really is what she came up with. This. I appreciate the fact that they chose “female”…

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Hayden Panettiere’s Miserable LifeBy daveMarch 15, 2009
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Last week, Hayden Panetteire snapped at reporters in Hawaii when one touched her on the shoulder. “You all make my life miserable,” the 19-year-old is reported to have said.

Well, now she’s taking that back, though my conscience was totally fine with making Hayden Panettiere’s life miserable.

She tells OK! magazine, “I have tremendous respect for the media and reporters — particularly the press who treat the people they are interviewing with dignity. I am appreciative that the press has supported me, my career, and especially the causes I feel passionately about.”

And she insists stories about the alleged outburst have been greatly exaggerated: “While in Hawaii, one reporter grabbed me suddenly from behind and frightened me. It happens. Typically, the press has treated me with great respect.”

Dignity? She’s a 19-year-old almost midget who plays a 16-year-old on NBC’s last good hour long drama. She tries to save dolphins in Japan by boogie-boarding around the nets. What part of that life is miserable?

If she could see a picture of me right now, she’d know a life without dignity. I’m in bad shape and frequently call the crumbs I excavate from my fat-rolls “breakfast.”

Last week, Hayden Panetteire snapped at reporters in Hawaii when one touched her on the shoulder. “You all make my life miserable,” the 19-year-old is reported to have said. Well,…

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Peanut Butter, Jelly Naked Madonna TimeBy daveMarch 15, 2009
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Someone just buzzed up to my building and I pressed the little button to let them in. I went downstairs to see who it was and was accosted by a group of traveling Christians who wanted to tell me about Jesus Christ, who I guess died for my sins.

All of this is fine, it’s just that in the middle of Lent, while I’m posting colorful lipstick kisses on Madonna’s 1979 bush that looks she’s giving birth to a wet squirrel, I’m not really in the mood to hear how I’m probably damned to hell for touching the skin of a dead pig on the Sabbath or having a homosexual cousin I haven’t attempted to stone to death.

Just leave me and naked 21-year old Madonna to sin in peace.

11 more pics of NSFW-ness HERE.

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