Miley Cyrus Is In A BikiniBy toddSeptember 24, 2013
Miley Cyrus Is In A Bikini

 

Miley Cyrus posted this on Instagram this week, and some blogs said, "Miley is showing Liam what he's missing!". Um, I wouldn't say he's missing it, Bob.

 

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Oh, btw, Miley Cyrus' video for "#23" dropped today. You can watch it, but it looks like what you'd expect from a rich white girl whose parents didn't block BET.

 

 

And if you were on the fence about whether Miley Cyrus is a club banger who gets turnt up and don't give a fuck now and not a bored, white chick with an identity crisis who co-opted black culture with her record label to sell records and stay relevant, please keep in mind the below video was filmed 9 months ago.

 

  Miley Cyrus posted this on Instagram this week, and some blogs said, "Miley is showing Liam what he's missing!". Um, I wouldn't say he's missing it, Bob.   pic…

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Charlie Sheen’s Kids Were Forcibly Removed From His House #LOSINGBy toddMarch 02, 2011

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You know how when you’re a kid and you have a favorite aunt, then you get older and realize she was funny and spontaneous because she was batshit insane? Yeah. The whole Charlie Sheen has been fun, but make no mistake, he’s a psychopath who needs to be chained to a wall in a dungeon next to a skeleton. TMZ reports:

A judge temporarily stripped Charlie Sheen of custody of his twin sons Tuesday, after Brooke Mueller submitted a declaration in which she alleged Charlie said, “I will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom” … TMZ has learned. TMZ broke the story … Brooke’s lawyer got a temporary restraining order against Charlie, prohibiting him from going near her. The judge also ordered Charlie to surrender their twin boys — Bob and Max — to Brooke while the TRO remains in effect. Police removed the twins from Charlie’s house late Tuesday. According to legal docs, Brooke also claims … on February 23 Charlie threw a phone inside his house and then with a penknife in hand, threatened to stick it in Brooke’s eye….Sources tell TMZ Charlie’s team is furious that the order was issued and plans to go to court tomorrow in an attempt to undo it. Charlie tweeted Tuesday night, “My sons are fine … My path is now clear …. Defeat is not an option!” UPDATE: Charlie was just live on “Today” where he said he didn’t say those words, adding “it’s colorful … that’s a good one I guess. If you spend enough time around me you can formulate things and make it sound like it could have come from my mouth, but you can do that watching reruns.”

I really have no idea what the police were waiting for. Him to smoke crack out of his kid’s skull? Get them the fuck outta there. Even an alien who just came to Earth four days ago knows that Charlie Sheen shouldn’t even be allowed around pictures of his kids much less his own kids.

You know how when you’re a kid and you have a favorite aunt, then you get older and realize she was funny and spontaneous because she was batshit insane? Yeah….

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Lindsay Lohan Is Michael JacksonBy toddJuly 12, 2010

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Last week it was reported that Lindsay’s bloodstream is a pharmacy, because apparently sleeping until noon and bottle service at Chateau Marmont causes you to be checked into Walter Reed. Not only is she on Dilaudid (prescribed heroin, basically), Lindsay is taking Zoloft, Trazodone, and Nexium. How does she get all of these with such ease? Hold on to your goddamn hat.

Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ she would go to six different doctors for prescriptions. One source says, “When one doctor says no to refilling a prescription, she will go to the next. It’s a whole process to get what she needed.” We’re told Lindsay has doctors both in Los Angeles and New York — even one of her past rehab facilities still prescribes her meds. As we first reported, Lindsay has prescriptions for: Zoloft (antidepressant), Trazodone (antidepressant), Adderall (stimulant to control ADHD), Nexium (acid reflux) and the extremely powerful painkiller Dilaudid. We’re told Lindsay “would get a large supply every time” she visited a doctor.

A “large supply every time”? Did this bitch get an amputation recently that we don’t know about? Is her psychiatrist making her wear the jacket? Why the hell does she need this much drugs? The only thing that should be in Lindsay’s blood is Plan B and T-cells that just made the endangered species list.

Last week it was reported that Lindsay’s bloodstream is a pharmacy, because apparently sleeping until noon and bottle service at Chateau Marmont causes you to be checked into Walter Reed….

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