Helen Mirren Had The Right IdeaBy toddNovember 21, 2012



The Los Angeles premiere of Hitchcock was last night and Helen Mirren was so excited about the movie that she grabbed Jessica Biel‘s boobs. What is Helen Mirren, some sort of lesbian? This is gross. Any way we can go back to last night and let Kelly Brook grab Jessica Biel’s boobs? That wouldn’t be gross. If she could also lick her ass, also. And maybe her thighs. I should probably stop now. Happy Wednesday!

The Los Angeles premiere of Hitchcock was last night and Helen Mirren was so excited about the movie that she grabbed Jessica Biel‘s boobs. What is Helen Mirren, some sort…

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Anderson Cooper Had A Gay Hissy Fit On TwitterBy toddNovember 20, 2012



Anderson Cooper is reporting on location in Gaza right now, but fuck being a war zone. Anderson has to bitch slap some other ho. I kept reading this expecting to see the word “guurl”.

Anderson Cooper is reporting on location in Gaza right now, but fuck being a war zone. Anderson has to bitch slap some other ho. I kept reading this expecting to…

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Christina Aguilera Should Have Jogged To The AMAsBy toddNovember 19, 2012



If you watched the 40th AMAs last night, you could actually see Christina Aguilera getting fatter. She also suspended her performance to go back to Washington to personally fund the Hostess bailout. Seriously. Go look it up on YouTube.

If you watched the 40th AMAs last night, you could actually see Christina Aguilera getting fatter. She also suspended her performance to go back to Washington to personally fund the…

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This Is Your AMAs Artist Of The Year, LinksBy kathyNovember 19, 2012



Ke$ha wants you to look at her crotch [The Superficial]
Damn, Elisha Cuthbert, where have you been? [Popoholic]
Stacy Keibler‘s legs keep her relevant [Hollywood Tuna]
Padma Lakshmi is see-through in Playboy (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Christina Aguilera is not doing herself any favors [Dlisted]
Lady Gaga rolled around in a cake (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are still hanging out [Celebuzz]
The Duchess of Cambridge‘s pregnancy watch continues [Celebitchy]
Bernice Marlohe does Esquire Mexico (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
How a real man makes his knives [COED Magazine]
The best types of mustaches [College Humor]
This is how Norway does prisons [The Chive]
Coming soon movie nudity (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
Scarlett Johannson and Jessica Biel both covered up at the Hitchcock premiere [Moe Jackson]
Gerard Butler wishes he was still humping Jessica Biel [Celebslam]
Obama is not impressed with McKayla Maroney [The Blemish]
“Thanksgiving” is the new “Friday” [Evil Beet Gossip]
Lindsay Lohan doesn’t care she has a half-sister [Amy Gindhouse]
Jeremy Renner was terrible on SNL [Lainey Gossip]
Everyone else who went to the AMA’s [Egotastic]
20 talking otters [Cityrag]
The journalists following Rihanna on tour are not happy [Popcrush]
The stair-car has a spoiler for the new Arrested Development [Film Drunk]
Charlize Theron got a buzz cut [TooFab]
Can we stop talking about Team Edward or Team Jacob now? [Popbytes]
Louis Tomlinson can’t handle people thinking he is gay [Allie Is Wired]
Rachel McAdams is 34 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Everyone went to see Twilight this weekend [ComingSoon]
The Strange Case of Mr. Hyde is coming to the big screen [Superhero Hype]
First trailer for Doctor Who‘s Christmas Special [Crave Online]
The real life sleeping beauty [Viralosity]
Miley Cyrus has a crush on Kristen Stewart [Hollyscoop]
Miranda Kerr looking hot as usual [Splash News]
The worst dressed at the AMA’s [Starcrush]

Ke$ha wants you to look at her crotch [The Superficial] Damn, Elisha Cuthbert, where have you been? [Popoholic] Stacy Keibler‘s legs keep her relevant [Hollywood Tuna] Padma Lakshmi is see-through…

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Justin Bieber And Selena Had A Fight, He Then Cried Outside Her HouseBy toddNovember 19, 2012



This Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez thing is slowly becoming an episode of Wicked Attraction, and since Latina girls like to argue in public, these two got into a huge fight at a restaurant on Saturday then Justin chased Selena back to her house. Where she wouldn’t let him in. Then he had a meltdown. TMZ reports:

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez got in an epic argument during dinner Friday and let’s just say … they didn’t even make it to the appetizer. A source inside the San Fernando Valley Japanese restaurant tells TMZ … the “couple” had an argument while inside the restaurant and Selena left less than 10 minutes into the meal. Justin quickly followed with his head bowed. According to a photog on scene … Selena drove home with Justin trailing a few minutes behind. When Justin got to her place … she denied him entrance at the gate and Bieber drove off.

But don’t give on love just yet, because they were back together at the AMAs last night. E! Online reports:

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were back together Sunday night at an American Music Awards afterparty. After racking up three awards, the Biebs took mom Pattie Mallette and Selena to an AMA post-show celebration at the Marriot Downtown in L.A. Although Selena and Justin have yet to publicly comment on their rumored split, the young duo certainly looked like a couple Sunday, per the twitpic posted on a fanpage. As the twosome chatted with Justin’s mom, Selena held onto the “Boyfriend” singer’s forearm.

It’s hard to tell what’s next for these two, but if movies have taught me anything, they’ll either get matching tattoos on Thanksgiving or enter into a suicide pact.

This Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez thing is slowly becoming an episode of Wicked Attraction, and since Latina girls like to argue in public, these two got into a huge…

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Carrie Fisher Will Be In Star Wars VII Says Carrie FisherBy toddNovember 16, 2012



In case you were interested in what the plot of the new Star Wars movie will be, Carrie Fisher just told somebody at her booksigning that she has already been cast. The Force reports:

One of our rebel readers, Curt, wrote in with the following: “I was at Carrie Fishers booksigning in Cherry Hill, NJ on November 15, and the interview she did started with the question ‘Are you really going to be in a new star wars movie?’ and Carrie answered quietly ‘Yes….I thought it was already common knowledge.’ She did not elaborate, as she probably doesn’t want to crow too loudly at this point in the project development. But this is the first confirmation from one of the main OT Cast. LFL has not said the cast would return yet.”

There’s been no word on Disney about this, so who knows if Carrie Fisher is just having another drug hallucination of if she was just fucking with the guy. But if it’s true, the movie will take place at least 45 years in the future. Hopefully Tatooine finally got an Applebee’s.

In case you were interested in what the plot of the new Star Wars movie will be, Carrie Fisher just told somebody at her booksigning that she has already been…

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Kelly Brook Is Doing This WrongBy jessJanuary 10, 2012

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Don’t worry, it’s not child bearing. Kelly Brook is famous for two reasons, and she covered both of them up this week. She may want to reconsider. I don’t think the Meisner technique would work as well as a V-neck in her auditions for the sequels to such fine art as Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo and Piranha.

Don’t worry, it’s not child bearing. Kelly Brook is famous for two reasons, and she covered both of them up this week. She may want to reconsider. I don’t think…

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Milink KunisBy jessJanuary 09, 2012

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AnnaLynne McCord nipslip [Taxidriver Movie]
Justin Bieber is at the beach [The Superficial]
Candice Swanepoel in bikinis [Popoholic]
Jay-Z may have named his baby after his ex [Celebitchy]
Beyonce had a miscarriage before Blue [The Blemish]
Elle Richie is topless [Zoo Today]
Irina Shayk wins [Coed Magazine]
Rihanna is enthused [Cityrag]
Snooki wants to rape Lady Gaga [Dlisted]
Zooey Deschanel is too indie to smile [I’m Not Obsessed]
Lauren Stoner in a bikini [Moe Jackson]
Britney Spears is remixed [Popbytes]
Scarlett Johansson is selling something [Egotastic]
Beyonce pissed off breast feeders [Allie Is Wired]
Delicious [The Chive]
Jessica Simpson is ready to drop [Popcrush]
Blue Ivy is not in the Illuminati [Popcrush]
Charlize Theron has an amazing dress [A Socialite’s Life]
Kim Kardashian wants to sue her own boycott site [Amy Grindhouse]
RuPaul is not Ron Paul [Tabloid Prodigy]
Blue Ivy gift suggestions [Best Week Ever]
Judah Friedlander has my vote [Huffington Post]
Christina Milian is adjustable [Hollywood Tuna]
Katy Perry backs out of People’s Choice Awards [Celebuzz]
Selena Gomez is a cash cow [Celebslam]
Snoop Dogg is predictable [Evil Beet]

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AnnaLynne McCord nipslip [Taxidriver Movie] Justin Bieber is at the beach [The Superficial] Candice Swanepoel in bikinis [Popoholic] Jay-Z may have named his baby after his ex [Celebitchy] Beyonce had…

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Katy Perry’s Parents Are ConfusedBy jessJanuary 09, 2012

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Christian-when-convenient divorcee Katy Perry‘s parents, Keith and Mary Hudson, are capitalizing on their daughter’s split from Russell Brand to get people to donate to their collection plates. Per TMZ:

Perry’s mom, Mary, speaking for the first time about the split, told parishioners, “I’m sure Katy is trending on the internet just to get you to church tonight. I mean all over the world, who knows how God is bringing them in? The most important thing is you are here and God wants to put the fire in you in 2012.”

Oh, and her dad hates Jews, according to The Sun:

Keith Hudson told hundreds of worshippers: “You know how to make the Jew jealous? Have some money, honey. “You go to LA and they own all the Rolex and diamond places. Walk down a part of LA where we live and it is so rich it smells. You ever smell rich? They are all Jews, hallelujah. Amen.” His sick blast came in a sermon where he also spoke about pop singer Katy, 27. He said: “People say ‘How is it you have a daughter raised in the church and she sang ‘I kissed a girl and liked it’? I say ‘I don’t know’.” Keith and wife Mary, both 63, gave their first services at Church on the Rise in Westlake, Ohio, since Katy and Russell Brand, 36, announced their divorce. Later there was a collection for the Hudsons. Keith added: “We live by the Gospel, not off anyone else, even though you may say ‘You are the parents of Katy Perry, you must be rich.’ No, she is, I am not, hallelujah.”

I was going to count the contradictions in Keith Hudson’s sermons, but instead I counted how many times he mentions or shows his whipped cream-tittied daughter in this promo video. Not including the title (“Keith Hudson – Father of Katy Perry – LIVE at FaithWorld THIS WEEK!”), he and his wife mention or show Katy Perry once for each of the Bible’s deadly sins. I could care less about hate speech (because it’s a component of free speech), but his is just boring and unoriginal. At least Mel Gibson gave the world “sugartits.”

Christian-when-convenient divorcee Katy Perry‘s parents, Keith and Mary Hudson, are capitalizing on their daughter’s split from Russell Brand to get people to donate to their collection plates. Per TMZ: Perry’s…

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Leonardo DiCaprio Is Playing With Erin Heatherton’s MindBy toddJanuary 06, 2012

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Erin Heatherton must still be on the fence about anal, because Leonardo DiCaprio has pulled the classic “you want to meet my mother?” He’s so in there! New York Post reports:

Leonardo DiCaprio and Victoria’s Secret model Erin Heatherton can’t keep their hands off each other. “It is nonstop PDA,” a source said of their hot-and-heavy relationship. DiCaprio introduced Heatherton to his mother, Irmelin, over a well-behaved New Year’s Day brunch at the Four Seasons Hotel in Los Angeles. “The meeting went well, and Mom and Erin were seen laughing,” our source said. Leo is very close to his mom, whose approval is key to his relationships.

The last time we saw Erin Heatherton, she was spending $1,700 in lingerie just so she could get on Leo’s plane, now she’s probably masturbating to Titanic right after she called all her friends and told them to save the date because her and Leo are getting married soon and omg we’re going to Maldives guys and then we’ll have two kids one boy and one girl and I’ll dress them up and we’ll have two dogs and a cat or two cats and a dog but I don’t know because Leo loves polar bears so we may get one of those or a bird and what color should the nursery be blue I’m thinking blue no pink oh and my last name will be DiCaprio and I’ll be a great mother and great wife because Leo introduced me to his mother and I can totally tell she loves me oh god I think my ovaries just dropped leo leo leo married leo leo leo pregnant leo. “Hey, when does this chick turn 25 again? Three years? Let’s save that date instead.” – Leonardo DiCaprio

To understand the true mentality of us men, start at 7:07:

Erin Heatherton must still be on the fence about anal, because Leonardo DiCaprio has pulled the classic “you want to meet my mother?” He’s so in there! New York Post…

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