Hey, Everybody Look At Beyonce’s AssBy toddFebruary 26, 2014

 

Beyonce's video for "Partition" is out, and if you didn't already love Beyonce already, this song is about her not wanting to be seen by photographers while having car sex. Women, please learn and apply these principles and advice in this video into your daily lives. Thank you and have a good day.

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Katy Perry And John Mayer SplitBy toddFebruary 26, 2014
Katy Perry And John Mayer Split

 

"That new chick who showed up in my Snapchat top 3 is just a friend, baby. A friend I banged for a few weeks."

 

Oh, love. What a funny thing. E! online reports:

Katy Perry and John Mayer have called it quits. A source close to the pair exclusively tells E! News that Perry broke up with Mayer within the last few days. No other details about what prompted the "Dark Horse" singer's decision were forthcoming, but Mayer was noticeably absent from Perry's side on her recent trip to London and Milan. She returned home to Los Angeles on Friday.  Despite some early ups and down, the musical pair fast became one of Hollywood's hottest couples, sweetly gushing about each other in interviews and collaborating on the song "Who You Love," off of Mayer's latest album, Paradise Valley.

John Mayer is a white dude with short hair and sleeve tattoos who is out of town a lot, and sometomes his job makes him be out of town for up to a year at a time. If Katy Perry thought he wasn't banging other people, then she doesn't just look and sound dumb, she's actually dumb. Because when you have a penis, it really doesn't matter how big your girlfriend's ass or boobs are, somebody in your general area have just as good or better. As it turns out, there's hot chicks in every city and country. Oh, I know! I couldn't believe myself.

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Robin Thicke And Paula Patton SplitBy toddFebruary 25, 2014
Robin Thicke And Paula Patton Split

 

I have really no new, important information to add here, except that all of you should stop with the all the "Blurred Lines" jokes. Seriously. They're dumb. Good morning! Us Magazine reports:

Paula Patton and Robin Thicke are parting ways after two decades together. The couple, who met as teens and have been married since 2005, have decided to separate, reps for the stars confirm to Us Weekly. "We will always love each other and be best friends," the singer and his actress wife tell Us in a statement. "However, we have mutually decided to separate at this time."

A lot of people were outraged over the pic of Robin Thicke grabbing that random chicks ass, but it's one of the worst kept secrets that Paula Patton and Robin Thicke are swingers. They've been banging each other for 20 years, so naturally that gets old after a while. So either this lifestyle just wasn't working for them anymore or we can speculate about the marriage of two people we don't know who have no bearing on our lives at all. I'll leave you to make this tough decision for yourself.

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Jessica Lowndes Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddFebruary 25, 2014
Jessica Lowndes Says Good Morning, Links

 

Daniel Radcliffe looks like this now [Dlisted]

Kaley Cuoco moves quick [Fishwrapper]

Sometimes your boob pops out when you're on a car hood [Taxi Driver Movie]

Bieber didn't accept the plea deal [The Superficial]

Helen Flanagan likes to please [Hollywood Tuna]

Olivia Wilde kinda has a butt now [Popoholic]

Rita Ora is flashing everything [Drunken Stepfather]

Robin Thicke is trying to save his marriage [TMZ]

Kim Basinger doesn't understand selfies [Celebitchy]

Bella Thorne vs. Maggie Grace [Moe Jackson]

 

Pic source = Instagram

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