Good Morning, Megan, Would You Like Some Links?By daveMay 04, 2009

The best thing anyone can shoot with the top-of-the-line HD camera is a short film about Megan Fox being hot. Thank you, Esquire. [Egotastic]

Lindsay Lohan takes a tumble on some red carpet, and laughing at her now involves more feelings of genuine pity than I was expecting. [TMZ]

Zac Efron doesn’t want to get married until he’s 40, leaving Vanessa Hudgens open to dating other guys. The line forms behind me. [ImNotObsessed]

Halle Berry got pissed at the paparazzi for crowding her and started F-bombing around her kid. Bad form. Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

Justin Timberlake plays with some balls down in NYC. [Cityrag]

Some Kate Moss topless pictures, shameless presented as if I couldn’t draw Kate Moss’ nipples from memory at this (more…)

The best thing anyone can shoot with the top-of-the-line HD camera is a short film about Megan Fox being hot. Thank you, Esquire. [Egotastic] Lindsay Lohan takes a tumble on…

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The Government is SensitiveBy toddMay 03, 2009


On the morning of April 27, the US Defense Department conducted an aerial photoshoot of Air Force One escorted by two F-16s over Battery Park City and up the Hudson River. Although it was coordinated with the FAA and 311/911 personnel, no Manhattan residents were informed. Anybody wanna take a guess what happened? Unadulterated panic in the streets. Because, I don’t know if you read about this anywhere (you might have), but back in 2001 two commercial airliners flew into The World Trade Center and killed 2,998 people and injured 6,291. Jesus. Why didn’t they just send some Ring Wraiths to fly around Manhattan instead? I’m almost positive they wouldn’t have scared the living shit out of people any less. A Boeing 747 flying to close to the (more…)

On the morning of April 27, the US Defense Department conducted an aerial photoshoot of Air Force One escorted by two F-16s over Battery Park City and up the Hudson…

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Run Britney!!By toddMay 03, 2009


Who in the hell knows why anybody would, but a Connecticut man was arrested after he jumped on stage and ran towards Britney Spears during her concert at Mohegan Sun Arena last night. Parents listed cause of death: embarrassment. TMZ reports:

Connecticut State Police say they arrested 20-year-old Kyle King — who they say had definitely been drinking — after he charged on stage during Britney’s encore performance of “Womanizer.” Security was able to stop King before he could come in contact with Spears — and he was arrested for breach of peace. The CSP says after King was taken into custody, he was being highly uncooperative — so they also booked him for interfering with police.

Oh, please. This fairy wasn’t trying to hurt Britney. He (more…)

Who in the hell knows why anybody would, but a Connecticut man was arrested after he jumped on stage and ran towards Britney Spears during her concert at Mohegan Sun…

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Revlon’s 12th Annual Run/Walk Forms Jessica NexusBy daveMay 03, 2009
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I feared this day would come: Both Jessica’s being in the same place again.

Though look at that guy behind Biel, I bet he made great time staring at her ass while letting her draft him by taking the lead.

Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba were both on hand in New York for the EIF Revlon Annual Run/Walk for Women. And when they say “For Women” they mean “for woman’s cancers.”

The Prostate Cancer Annual beer chug/masturbation marathon will be coming up in about a week and a half, and I plan to raise money in the MM’s Speed and Quantity categories.

When Alba and Biel are in the same place, I keep wishing that Biel had Alba’s head and absolutely no personality. Like some sort of sex mannequin. Because I’ve been covering these two and their hot bodies for long enough to know that only one of them can do something that resembles “acting” and they both are kinda catty when they get tired.

I feared this day would come: Both Jessica’s being in the same place again. Though look at that guy behind Biel, I bet he made great time staring at her…

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