Joseph Gordon-Levitt Has A Secret Girlfriend That You’ll Never Know AboutBy toddSeptember 26, 2013
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Has A Secret Girlfriend That You’ll Never Know About

 

Joseph Gordon-Levitt didn't really help the gay rumors when he told Out Magazine that it would be "tacky" for him to clarify his sexuality, so he went on Howard Stern Show to finally put a stop to them. But not really. Because he said he has a secret girlfriend that we'll never see so don't even worry about. Gald he cleared that up.

"I have a girlfriend but I tend not to really like to talk about it in public. She is not in show business."…"I get up in movies and I play other people, so when the audience is watching me in movies, I don't want them thinking about me and who I'm dating, and blah blah blah. I want them to see the character, the story that I'm telling, you know."…"The girl that I'm with, she really doesn't want to be a part of it and you can imagine not wanting to have that kind of scrutiny," he said.

I really don't care if he's gay or not, but I'm pretty sure if a woman exists who has been dating Joseph Gordon-Levitt and hasn't told everybody she knows, she's probably locked in a soundproof room in the basement of Wayne Manor. Because girlfriends love sitting at home and never traveling or being seen with their movie star boyfriends at the height of his fame. Bitches love that.  Is her name Belle? Her name is probably Belle.

 

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GMA Wants A ReunionBy jessMarch 26, 2011
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This has nothing to do with ratings. E! Online reports:

ABC didn’t plan on filing a complaint against recent Good Morning America guest Chris Brown when he destroyed part of his dressing room this week. Quite the opposite: After host Robin Roberts’ questions about Rihanna and Brown’s legal woes infuriated the star so much that he threw a chair through a plate-glass window, GMA extended him another invitation to come back on the show!

Indeed, sources at ABC have confirmed to me that producers want to “milk this event for everything its worth,” high moral news standards (and, one assumes, laws, especially those involving convicted felons and their subsequent behavior) be damned. And not only was Brown’s upcoming Dancing With the Stars appearance next week not canceled, as we predicted, guess what other media deal ABC wants to build with bad-boy Brown?

A reality show, perhaps?

“No, that would never happen here,” said a top-level ABC insider, who knows the current situation regarding Brown very well. “What’s far more likely is orchestrating Chris Brown talking to Rihanna for the first time.”

I’m assured that’s a top get to get at the network right now—especially now that all things Brown have electrified the media so much.

Reuniting Chris Brown with Rihanna is such an awesome idea that everyone can get behind. He’s demonstrated that he’s learned his lesson and can successfully manage his anger. Plus, what he did wasn’t so bad. I mean, look–she still has all of her teeth. And c’mon guys, he got a certificate. You have to earn those. Just like I did for making the best brownies at the bake sale. I’m not sure what Chris Brown’s secret to success is, but I know mine. For a fudgier consistency, use one less egg.

Here’s Vanessa Hudgens at a Suckerpunch premiere. It seemed to fit.

All images from WENN.

This has nothing to do with ratings. E! Online reports: ABC didn’t plan on filing a complaint against recent Good Morning America guest Chris Brown when he destroyed part of…

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Charlie Sheen Is A BlockbusterBy jessMarch 26, 2011
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Charlie Sheen’s got an A-list project to launch his comeback since being fired from Two And A Half Men. Oh, wait. From Radar Online:

Charlie Sheen filmed a small cameo for the movie She Wants Me, starring Hilary Duff, and RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that he’s also taken on the role of executive producer!

According to a source, Sheen initially agreed to a part in the movie because he’s good friends with one of the producers, Mark Holder, and eventually he progressed into an executive producer title.

“Charlie is one of the executive producers on the film, which is a new addition to the small role he has,” director Rob Margolies’ rep told RadarOnline.com.

“They filmed last fall and are currently editing the movie which should be ready for a June release.”

In addition to Duff, the movie also features Love and Other Drugs star Josh Gad, who is a neurotic writer working on a screenplay who ends up in a sticky situation when an A-list actress shows interest in a role that he was hoping his girlfriend would get.

If you’re looking for a comeback vehicle, you should probably look elsewhere than a project where Hilary Duff is the marquee name. Charlie Sheen has a better shot at resurrecting his career doing dinner theater in North Dakota. Or, you know, by drinking chocolate milk and not doing drugs.

Hilary Duff at some event a month ago:

All images via WENN.

Charlie Sheen’s got an A-list project to launch his comeback since being fired from Two And A Half Men. Oh, wait. From Radar Online: Charlie Sheen filmed a small cameo…

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Blake Lively Is On SetBy toddMarch 25, 2011

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Blake Lively was on set of Gossip Girl in Santa Monica yesterday, and since I don’t watch shows about pretty white people with problems, I’d like to point out that I beat The Superficial writer to these. Normally when Blake Lively pictures hit, an alarm goes off in his house and he slides down a pole to his laptop. I have the same pole in my house for Ashley Greene. True story.


Pic source = Flynet

Blake Lively was on set of Gossip Girl in Santa Monica yesterday, and since I don’t watch shows about pretty white people with problems, I’d like to point out that…

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Michael Shannon Might Be A Villain In Superman: Man Of SteelBy toddMarch 25, 2011

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With Henry Cavill, Diane Lane and Kevin Costner officially cast in Zack Snyder’s Superman reboot, Superman: Man Of Steel, there is a possibility they might now shift their focus to casting someone who can act. Deadline reports:

….Legendary Pictures and director Zack Snyder are working on a villain for Superman: Man of Steel. I’m told there’s interest in Michael Shannon. Shannon is coming off a memorable first season in HBO’s Boardwalk Empire, and he turned in a strong performance in Take Shelter, which Sony Pictures Classics acquired at the 2011 Sundance Film Festival. Neither the studio nor Shannon’s reps were helpful.

Michael Shannon is my favorite actor and kicks so much ass in everything that he is in, it’s hard to understand why is isn’t cast in everything. He could star in a movie called Michael Shannon Goes To Starbucks Then Turns Around And Goes Back Home Because He Forgot His Wallet, and I’d at least put it at the top of my Netflix queue.

How Michael Shannon wasn’t even nominated for an Oscar for Shotgun Stories (one of my favorite movies) is a tragedy worse than Japan. Mostly because Michael Shannon is playing me in a documentary about my life. You know, if I was white and had two brothers and lived on a farm. What, you think that means I’m jealous of my half-sister and half-brother? Well, one just recently had a baby. She takes it with her to go dress shopping for her junior prom. And I think the other one would eat a car if they put hot sauce on it. So, to answer your question, of course I am!

With Henry Cavill, Diane Lane and Kevin Costner officially cast in Zack Snyder’s Superman reboot, Superman: Man Of Steel, there is a possibility they might now shift their focus to…

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Keira Knightley Was RobbedBy toddNovember 03, 2010

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The flat of actress Keira Knightley was burglarized last week when thieves apparently late for a LAN party saw an opportunity. Mirror UK reports:

The thieves made off with two laptop computers after entering the Pirates Of The Caribbean star’s flat in central London. Knightley, 25, is thought to share the flat with her brother. She was not inside the property at the time. The burglary took place on October 26. It is believed that two other properties in the block of flats where she lives have also been targeted. A Metropolitan Police spokesman said: “Officers from Westminster are investigating a residential burglary at a flat. “It is believed to have occurred between 09:00 and 21:00 on 26 October 2010.”

It is also believed that I saw a spider last night then screamed and jumped on the couch, but that’s just mudslinging on the part of my opponent. The spider and I were playing hide and seek, you see.

The flat of actress Keira Knightley was burglarized last week when thieves apparently late for a LAN party saw an opportunity. Mirror UK reports: The thieves made off with two…

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Demi Lovato Was BulliedBy toddNovember 02, 2010

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Much like AIDS, the disease of bullying is not just isolated to gay people. That’s because Demi Lovato‘s need to cut and starve herself stem from the bad meanie words kids said to her in 7th grade. TMZ reports:

The issues that Disney superstar Demi Lovato is hoping to tackle in her treatment center all stem from a painful history of being bullied … sources extremely close to the singer tell TMZ. We’re told Demi’s issues with bullies go all the way back to middle school — where she felt her acting career made her a target. Our sources say Demi subsequently engaged in self-destructive behavior that is a manifestation of being bullied. In fact — back in 2008, Demi told Ellen DeGeneres that she was bullied so badly in 7th grade, she pulled out of her middle school and switched to a home school program.

If more kids would learn to cut the bullies instead of cutting themselves, then maybe we wouldn’t have to feign sympathy for a 18-year old millionaire who will never have to work another day in her life. I once fractured a kid’s nose with a bicycle lock because he asked if my mom had me on a buffalo. That was a little extreme of course, but then again, the topic of buffalo never came up again.

Much like AIDS, the disease of bullying is not just isolated to gay people. That’s because Demi Lovato‘s need to cut and starve herself stem from the bad meanie words…

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Leonardo DiCaprio Is A Serial KillerBy toddNovember 02, 2010

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Because no matter what he does will stop him from getting Grade A vagina, Leonardo DiCaprio is set to play America’s first documented serial killer, Dr. Henry Howard Holmes. In Chicago during the 1893 World’s Fair, he was the leading cause of death. But at least he didn’t kill babies. Whew! E! Online reports:

The actor is set to star as a serial killer in a big-screen adaptation of Erik Larson’s bestselling nonfiction book The Devil in the White City. DiCaprio will portray H.H. Holmes, who is believed to have killed as many as 200 people in Chicago during the 1893 World’s Fair. The sociopath did his deadly deeds in a hotel that he himself built that later became known as the “murder castle.” It was equipped with such devices as a gas chamber, dissecting table and crematorium. Holmes would place ads in local newspapers to lure unsuspecting female newcomers to the Windy City to his deathtrap.

Since I just did a post about dead babies, I thought I’d lighten the mood with a post about a serial killer. Of adults. I don’t know about you, but I feel a lot better now. Thanks for asking.

Because no matter what he does will stop him from getting Grade A vagina, Leonardo DiCaprio is set to play America’s first documented serial killer, Dr. Henry Howard Holmes. In…

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