NopeBy toddMay 27, 2014
Nope

 

Apparently all of the recent "holy shit Jessica Simpson looks amazing again" pics were all vicious lies and cunning demonry, because she posted these pictures on Instagram today and I don't know, man. She kinda looks like a stage mom who had a few extra minutes left with her daughter's photographer and decided to just got for it. What is happening here? Have we all been decieved? Why do her legs look like that? That's gross, right? Looks like you could grind them up and make glue or possibly dog food.

 

 

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  Apparently all of the recent "holy shit Jessica Simpson looks amazing again" pics were all vicious lies and cunning demonry, because she posted these pictures on Instagram today and…

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They’re MarriedBy toddMay 27, 2014
They’re Married

 

Just so we're clear, I'm spending zero time on the Kim Kardashian and Kanye West wedding today. Not because I think I'm somehow above it, there's just a lot of crap and I really don't feel like being here all day. Plus it's dumb. So, if you need quick recap of everything that went down, head on over to The Superficial and he'll take you on the sexual journey of your life. Also, did you know that Lebron James has never signed an NBA max contract? Pretty crazyt, right? I never would have thought that. So glad we had this talk. Hit me up later.

 

  Just so we're clear, I'm spending zero time on the Kim Kardashian and Kanye West wedding today. Not because I think I'm somehow above it, there's just a lot…

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