Cara Delevigne Seems Really Excited To Be Here, LinksBy toddNovember 14, 2014

Charli XCX should put those away  (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie

Jennifer Lawrence’s fans seem really calm and sane   Dlisted

Lara Stone is all kinds of naked  (NSFWDrunken Stepfather

Bella Thorne is trouble   Hollywood Tuna

I want this in a sandwich  Popoholic

Emily Sears’ rack is perfection    Celebslam

Vivienne Westwood is gonna be beheaded   Celebitchy

Amanda Bynes was never homeless, just insane The Superficial

Womem reading this: Kirk Cameron needs you back in the kitchen please Fishwrapper

Sarah Hyland is a red dot special   Moe Jackson

Charli XCX should put those away  (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie Jennifer Lawrence’s fans seem really calm and sane   Dlisted Lara Stone is all kinds of naked  (NSFW)  Drunken Stepfather…

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Ariana Grande Performed At The CMAs For Some ReasonBy toddNovember 06, 2014

You know a song sucks when it’s mostly whistling, but apparently there is a country band called Little Big Town and they got on stage like a bunch of county fair Trons to perform their mostly whistling song “Day Drinking” with a wall of Tron snare drummers behind them that looked like nightmare fuel for Mumford and his sons. About halfway through the song, they realized it sucked, then Ariana Grande came out dressed like sexy Tron and proceeded to outsing everybody on stage by performing “Bang Bang”.  Especially they guy with the feathered hair and beard. Anyway, yeah. Ariana Grande was on the CMAs not performing a country song.  Hey, man. Your guess is a good as mine.

 

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You know a song sucks when it’s mostly whistling, but apparently there is a country band called Little Big Town and they got on stage like a bunch of county…

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Jessica Cribbon Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddNovember 06, 2014

Miranda Kerr is see through (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie

Kat Torres in a bikini is everything  Hollywood Tuna

Britney Spears has a new boyfran Dlisted

Emma Stone in lingerie Drunken Stepfather

Jamie Chung leg show Popoholic

Honey Boo Boo slept in the same bed as a child molester The Superficial

Gisele isn’t wearing her wedding ring  Celebslam

Carrie Underwood got Taylor Swift jokes. Just Jared

Benedict Cumberbatch is engaged  Celebitchy

Kirk Cameron can’t stop being fucking weird  Fishwrapper

Krysten Ritter takes the bus Moe Jackson

Miranda Lambert rocked three different hairstyles at the CMAs  Hollywood Life

Irina Shayk in lingerie WWTDD

Jennifer Aniston just wants to elope now Lainey Gossip

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Sorry I Missed You, SelenaBy toddNovember 05, 2014

I hoped it seemed like I was busy looking for Halloween pics to post this week, and if it did, that’s awesome. Because I forgot to post these pics of Selena Gomez in this dress at the 2014 LACMA Art + Film Gala on November 1st, so I’m posting them now. I’m not gonna lie to you, it’s just 23 pics of her standing still with her rack hanging out. Some of the pics are or her walking with her rack hanging out, but mostly she’s standing still with her rack hanging out. I don’t think it’s ever too late to see something like that.

I hoped it seemed like I was busy looking for Halloween pics to post this week, and if it did, that’s awesome. Because I forgot to post these pics of…

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Oh Hey, Katherine McPhee’s Legs And ButtBy toddNovember 05, 2014

Katharine McPhee attended the People’s Choice Awards 2015 Nominations Press Conference yesterday, and I really don’t care about that, but my penis is sitting right here with me somewhere and he said his choice is her ass and legs. The last time we heard from Katharine McPhee, she was basically banging a married dude against a car in broad daylight, so let’s not pretend that what I just said will offend her. To be honest, it actually offends me that you would think that. What about my penis’ feelings? What has he ever done to you to make you speak about him in this way?

Katharine McPhee attended the People’s Choice Awards 2015 Nominations Press Conference yesterday, and I really don’t care about that, but my penis is sitting right here with me somewhere and…

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Bryana Holly Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddNovember 05, 2014

Lady Gaga is topless backstage (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie

Iggy Azalea had a vgaina slip at a Bar Mitzvah Drunken Stepfather

Meet hottie Maritza Veer Hollywood Tuna

Sorry, ladies. Luke Evans has a boyfriend. Just Jared

Uhhh….Olivia Munn had some work done Popoholic

Everything with Amanda Bynes is still awful The Superficial

Benedict Cumberbatch is engaged  Celebitchy

Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are still a thing Dlisted

Kaley Cuoco went as Justin Bieber for Halloween Fishwrapper

Jennifer Lopez has a tell-all book Moe Jackson

Taylor Swift‘s “1989” sold 1.2M copies. She made a celebration video. Hollywood Life

Carlina Cruz. Yes, please. Celebslam

Joanna Krupa doesn’t need a bra WWTDD

Lady Gaga is topless backstage (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie Iggy Azalea had a vgaina slip at a Bar Mitzvah Drunken Stepfather Meet hottie Maritza Veer Hollywood Tuna Sorry, ladies. Luke…

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I Missed Some Halloween Pics: Instagram EditionBy toddNovember 04, 2014

Halloween was Friday. Whatever. Here’s some pics of celebrities dressing up I got off Instagram. To be honest, the only one I actually looked at was the one of Ariana Grande‘s butt. Because I really enjoy her butt a great deal. My tongue just said so.

Halloween was Friday. Whatever. Here’s some pics of celebrities dressing up I got off Instagram. To be honest, the only one I actually looked at was the one of Ariana…

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Amanda Seyfried Said She Lost Roles For Being Too FatBy toddNovember 04, 2014

Amanda Seyfried is “overweight”? She obviously didn’t audition for  Under The Skin.

Amanda Seyfried is not fat — but Hollywood once thought she was. The Les Miserables actress took to her Twitter last month and admitted to followers that she almost didn’t land roles because she was considered “overweight.” “Fun fact: I almost lost out on several roles in my career because I was overweight. Wrong, America,” the slender blonde tweeted on Oct. 19. Although she didn’t specify which roles exactly, Seyfried’s hinted in the past about certain roles requiring her to be at a certain weight.

I met Amanda Seyfried in a bar in LA once in 2012, and she’s probably 90 pounds. 45 of those are tits are eyeballs, so I’m not sure how anybody could ever call her fat. On the other hand, can we please stop blaming Barbie dolls and Victoria’s Secrets models for how you feel about your body? Barbie dolls teach little girls unrealistic views of body image? Cool. You know what toy I had growing up? This guy. And not once did I feel pressured by society to get swole or keep a secret from my parents. Or have a best friend who was a girl. Or get “fabulous powers” once I touched a “magic sword” for the first time (see the secret from parents thing). I did have a pet cat though.

Amanda Seyfried is “overweight”? She obviously didn’t audition for  Under The Skin. Amanda Seyfried is not fat — but Hollywood once thought she was. The Les Miserables actress took to…

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Aubrey O’Day Didn’t Think This ThroughBy toddNovember 03, 2014

Aubrey O’Day is famous for some reason, and I’m not entirely sure what that reason is, but she apparently dressed up as a peacock who found an overturned Twinkie truck. She also has incredibly huge tits, but she also has a incredibly horrific face., so maybe she shouldn’t have added the wings. She looks like a genetically engineered insect that releases an enzyme that kills off the disease-carrying roaches by speeding up their metabolism. Yes, I watched Mimic and Mimic 2 last night.

Aubrey O’Day is famous for some reason, and I’m not entirely sure what that reason is, but she apparently dressed up as a peacock who found an overturned Twinkie truck….

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