Hey, Everybody Look At Beyonce’s AssBy toddFebruary 26, 2014

 

Beyonce's video for "Partition" is out, and if you didn't already love Beyonce already, this song is about her not wanting to be seen by photographers while having car sex. Women, please learn and apply these principles and advice in this video into your daily lives. Thank you and have a good day.

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Katy Perry And John Mayer SplitBy toddFebruary 26, 2014
Katy Perry And John Mayer Split

 

"That new chick who showed up in my Snapchat top 3 is just a friend, baby. A friend I banged for a few weeks."

 

Oh, love. What a funny thing. E! online reports:

Katy Perry and John Mayer have called it quits. A source close to the pair exclusively tells E! News that Perry broke up with Mayer within the last few days. No other details about what prompted the "Dark Horse" singer's decision were forthcoming, but Mayer was noticeably absent from Perry's side on her recent trip to London and Milan. She returned home to Los Angeles on Friday.  Despite some early ups and down, the musical pair fast became one of Hollywood's hottest couples, sweetly gushing about each other in interviews and collaborating on the song "Who You Love," off of Mayer's latest album, Paradise Valley.

John Mayer is a white dude with short hair and sleeve tattoos who is out of town a lot, and sometomes his job makes him be out of town for up to a year at a time. If Katy Perry thought he wasn't banging other people, then she doesn't just look and sound dumb, she's actually dumb. Because when you have a penis, it really doesn't matter how big your girlfriend's ass or boobs are, somebody in your general area have just as good or better. As it turns out, there's hot chicks in every city and country. Oh, I know! I couldn't believe myself.

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Robin Thicke And Paula Patton SplitBy toddFebruary 25, 2014
Robin Thicke And Paula Patton Split

 

I have really no new, important information to add here, except that all of you should stop with the all the "Blurred Lines" jokes. Seriously. They're dumb. Good morning! Us Magazine reports:

Paula Patton and Robin Thicke are parting ways after two decades together. The couple, who met as teens and have been married since 2005, have decided to separate, reps for the stars confirm to Us Weekly. "We will always love each other and be best friends," the singer and his actress wife tell Us in a statement. "However, we have mutually decided to separate at this time."

A lot of people were outraged over the pic of Robin Thicke grabbing that random chicks ass, but it's one of the worst kept secrets that Paula Patton and Robin Thicke are swingers. They've been banging each other for 20 years, so naturally that gets old after a while. So either this lifestyle just wasn't working for them anymore or we can speculate about the marriage of two people we don't know who have no bearing on our lives at all. I'll leave you to make this tough decision for yourself.

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Jessica Lowndes Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddFebruary 25, 2014
Jessica Lowndes Says Good Morning, Links

 

Daniel Radcliffe looks like this now [Dlisted]

Kaley Cuoco moves quick [Fishwrapper]

Sometimes your boob pops out when you're on a car hood [Taxi Driver Movie]

Bieber didn't accept the plea deal [The Superficial]

Helen Flanagan likes to please [Hollywood Tuna]

Olivia Wilde kinda has a butt now [Popoholic]

Rita Ora is flashing everything [Drunken Stepfather]

Robin Thicke is trying to save his marriage [TMZ]

Kim Basinger doesn't understand selfies [Celebitchy]

Bella Thorne vs. Maggie Grace [Moe Jackson]

 

Pic source = Instagram

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Miley Cyrus Wanted To Perform Topless At The VMAsBy toddOctober 07, 2013
Miley Cyrus Wanted To Perform Topless At The VMAs

 

If you are on pins and needles waiting for me to write about Miley Cyrus on SNL this weekend, sorry. I didn't watch it (if you're looking for that, go here). The only thing I know about SNL this years is that the brown girl is now a Weekend Update anchor and the new castmembers are six generic, indisguishable looking white people, leaving Keenan Thompson to continue his ongoing role in Lorne Michael's 10 Years And Counting A Slave. But in other Miley Cyrus news, she wanted to perform topless at the VMAs because OMG she's so not Hannah Montana anymore, guys. Newser reports:

A new Miley Cyrus documentary debuted on MTV last night, and in it, Cyrus and Britney Spears had this disturbing conversation about the VMAs, which reveals we all dodged a bullet:

  • Britney: "You're not going to be topless onstage, are you?"
  • Miley: "I tried but I don't think MTV's going to allow it."

 

Lately, Miley can't seem to stop showing her unfortunate ass and tan lined boobs (she did it again today) because that's what a woman does when she's empowered and shattering molds according to what a 20-year old girl who probably still has teddy bears at her parents' house believes a strong, empowered woman would do. As a result, her VMAs performance was a horrfically staged, awkward mess with less sex appeal than when my dog drags her ass on my rug. Some people might be into that, but thatreally isn't my thing.

 

Pic source = Instagram

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Jaden Smith Doesn’t Understand Our WorldBy toddOctober 07, 2013

When you're 15 and born a millionaire with your head so far up your own ass that you can believe that a galactic warlord who flies around in a spaceship that looks like an airplane is the cause of all pain and suffering in the world while at the same time going on Twitter to say the educational system is brainwashing our youth, it's easy to see how you can be easily confused by things. Like Jaden Smith, seen here attempting to get into a human vehicle. Happy, Monday.

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Danica Patrick Did A Music VideoBy toddOctober 07, 2013

 

Danica Patrick posed in Maxim and gets naked for Go Daddy commercials but complains about being considered just a sex symbol because women don't adhere to human logic and are irrational headcase who know exactly what they want as soon as they figure out what it is (subject to change). But we love them anyway because they smell better than us and some of them have boobs and all of them have vaginas. They're too busy fighting with each other to realize everything that has ever been accomplished by men is because we're just trying to get laid. As the great American philospher Gary Busey once said, "they have half the money and all the pussy", yet they still can't seem to get it together. God bless them. Stay strong, sisters. But enough of the social commentary, here's not-sex symbol, strictly professional NASCAR driver and don't you call her anything else, Danica Patrick in a half shirt and filtered lighting in Colt Ford's video for "Driving Around Song". I tried to watch this video, but it doesn't make any sense because she didn't crash halfway through.

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Sophie Turner Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddOctober 07, 2013

The 20 Worst People On Evety Airplane [Thrillist]

Miley Cyrus Kills Hanna Montana [Dlisted]

Chris Brown Is Still Real Clueless [Fishwrapper]

Petra Kvitova White Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Billy Ray Cyrus & Fred Durst Performed A Duet Together Because The Apocalypse [The Superficial]

Kimberley Garner’s Awesome Side Boob [Hollywood Tuna]

Selena Gomez Gets Ridiculously Leggy [Popoholic]

Kesha puts in some effort in her instagram (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Diddy is copying Oprah [TMZ]

American Hustle Halloween [Lainey Gossip]

Madonna tells Harper’s Bazaar she was raped at knifepoint her first year in NYC [Celebitchy]

Who Had The Sexiest Leggy Dress @ The 4th Annual Vueve Clicquot Polo Classic [Moe Jackson]

Gravity cleaned up at the box office [Film Drunk]

Miranda Kerr in f*ck me boots [Celebslam]

38 Pics for Kate Winslet's 38th Birthday [COED Magazine]

Hulk Hogan in a Thong Riding a Wrecking Ball [The Blemish]

Daniel Radcliffe Thinks Getting Naked Is Just A Job [Evil Beet Gossip]

Sam Jackson: Elizabeth Olsen in Avengers: Age of Ultron [Crave Online]

‘Glee’ prepares to say goodbye to Cory Monteith [Popbytes]

Miley Cyrus Reveals ‘We Did Stop’ Video With John Boehner On ‘SNL’ [Hollywood Life]

 

Hey, guys. Todd here. You like to eat, right? Well, my friend Lindsay is training to be a chef and she has a kickass blog (Vodka & Biscuits) where you can get her recipes for quick, amazing, and healthy stuff to put in your cheeseburger hole. But seriously, stop eating cheeseburgers. What's the matter with you? You're disgusting. Anyway, Lindsay loves sharing her passion for food more than I love sharing my passion for boobs, so you know it's real. She also looks like a 2003 Christini Ricci, so technically, everything on her blog is edible. Now go to site now and find something to make before you go to McDonald's for the second time today.

 

The 20 Worst People On Evety Airplane [Thrillist] Miley Cyrus Kills Hanna Montana [Dlisted] Chris Brown Is Still Real Clueless [Fishwrapper] Petra Kvitova White Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver…

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