Hold Still, Jessica ChastainBy toddNovember 04, 2016

Jessica Chastain was the person honored(?) at the Hand And Footprint Ceremony  at the TCL Chinese Theatre yesterday, and apparently it’s a big deal to get your hands and feet in cement. The reasons remain unclear. I think because they saw these pics. I also feel my headline might be called sexist by some. I apologize for all those who I may have offended who plan on starting a petition.

Jessica Chastain was the person honored(?) at the Hand And Footprint Ceremony  at the TCL Chinese Theatre yesterday, and apparently it’s a big deal to get your hands and feet in…

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Ashley Greene Does JackBy toddJune 15, 2010

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I have no idea what Jack magazine is, but according to wikipedia, it’s a “lad mag” based in the United Kingdom. Also according to wikipedia, Ebenezer M. Chamberlain was elected prosecuting attorney of the ninth judicial circuit in 1842 and became elected president judge of the ninth judicial district in 1843. How fascinating!

I have no idea what Jack magazine is, but according to wikipedia, it’s a “lad mag” based in the United Kingdom. Also according to wikipedia, Ebenezer M. Chamberlain was elected…

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Adrianne Curry And Coco Get A Parting GiftBy toddMay 01, 2010

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Adrianne Curry and Coco can go post shit on MySpace now, because Diora Baird has officially entered the “I’m A Twitter Attention Whore” Contest. If our founding fathers came to the New World to end the tyrannical reign of C-cups, our Declaration of Independence would have been signed by Diora Baird (NSFW), Denise Milani, Keeley Hazell, Lucy Pinder, and Kelly Brook. As Native American, I would have gladly accepted whatever blankets they wanted to give me.

Adrianne Curry and Coco can go post shit on MySpace now, because Diora Baird has officially entered the “I’m A Twitter Attention Whore” Contest. If our founding fathers came to…

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Lindsay Is Going To JailBy toddApril 30, 2010

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I know this may shock some of you, but Lindsay Lohan has violated her probation and could be in jail next month. TMZ reports:

Lohan — who is on probation for DUI — has not fulfilled the alcohol education requirement laid down by the judge … TMZ has learned. Judge Marsha Revel made it clear to Lindsay late last year, she must attend alcohol ed courses once every 7 days. The only exception — if she was in inpatient rehab. And the judge was explicit … if Lindsay did not comply with the terms of probation, she was going to jail. The school in which Lindsay enrolled is required by state law to inform the court only if the student is MIA for 21 days. So here’s the disconnect: The school has not reported an attendance violation … because Lindsay frequently waited until the 21st day to attend classes. Bottom line — Lindsay met the school’s requirement, but squarely violated the judge’s order. We’ve learned what’s going to come out at Lindsay’s progress hearing on May 20 — that she has habitually violated the judge’s requirement to attend classes at least once every 7 days. Judge Revel has made it clear to Lindsay — no more chances. If probation is violated, she’s going to jail … and probation was repeatedly violated.

It’s California, so you never know. Lindsay could be sent to jail or she could be sentenced to 40 pushes on a tire swing. Weeeee!!!

I know this may shock some of you, but Lindsay Lohan has violated her probation and could be in jail next month. TMZ reports: Lohan — who is on probation…

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IDLYITW LinksBy toddApril 27, 2010

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Betty White is hosting SNL. There is a God. [Popeater]
Michael Jackson’s mother kicked her grandkids out of her house [Popeater]
Scarlett Johansson is hot at Iron Man 2 premiere [Popoholic]
Beyonce nip slip [Egotastic]
Karissa Shannon upskirt [TaxiDriver Movie]
60 Boobquake Girls. Why didn’t Shannon Richards make this list? [COED Magazine]
Nazi Zombies! [College Humor]
Midnight T&A: Adriana Lima [Celebslam]
It’s raining legs [Cityrag]
The very best of Jenna Jameson [Heyman Hustle]

Betty White is hosting SNL. There is a God. [Popeater] Michael Jackson’s mother kicked her grandkids out of her house [Popeater] Scarlett Johansson is hot at Iron Man 2 premiere…

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A Nightmare On Elm Street Trailer Is OnlineBy toddSeptember 28, 2009
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The first teaser trailer for the remake of Wes Craven’s 1984 horror classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street, was released today, and I have to admit, it doesn’t look terrible. It stars the great Jackie Earle Haley (Little Children, Watchmen) as child-killer Freddy Krueger, and it looks like it keeps some creepiness of the original. Horror movies have sucked for a while now, so I hope this turns out okay. Look, I’m sorry, but little Amish kids in corn and vampires in body glitter aren’t scary no matter how many movies you make about them. Oh, and I’m looking at you too, little Asian girl. I’m a little disappointed in you. Now you go back down to your well and think about that.

The first teaser trailer for the remake of Wes Craven’s 1984 horror classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street, was released today, and I have to admit, it doesn’t look terrible….

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Kong Kardashian Got MarriedBy toddSeptember 28, 2009

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The third best Kardashian and the third best Laker got married at a private residence in Beverly Hills yesterday after only meeting each other one month ago and divorcing two months from now. People reports:

In what proved to be an elegant finale to their month-long courtship, Khloe Kardashian wed Los Angeles Laker Lamar Odom Sunday evening at a private residence in Beverly Hills, PEOPLE confirms. The two were married in front of triple arches of white roses created by celebrity florist Mark’s Garden. At 5:12 p.m., Kardashian, 25, walked down the outdoor aisle in a Vera Wang gown on the arm of her stepfather, Bruce Jenner, with sisters Kim and a pregnant Kourtney at her side. Cameras rolled for a future episode of E!’s Keeping Up With the Kardashians as 250 guests – including the show’s producer Ryan Seacrest, Kelly Osbourne, Odom’s Laker teammate Kobe Bryant, with his wife Vanessa, and TV personalities Chelsea Handler, Lara Spencer, Brittny Gastineau and Lala Vazquez – looked on. Guests began arriving at the black-tie affair (at which BlackBerrys were banned) more than an hour in advance for a pre-wedding reception. A 10-piece orchestra played during the ceremony, held on the grounds of the home of music mogul Irving Azoff, a family friend…Asked if would consider producing a show with Khloe and Lamar, Ryan Seacrest replied, “I’m seriously thinking about it.”

The article goes on to say that the bride chose a fabulous bacon and chocolate chip cake for the reception. “A bacon and chocolate chip cake is great, but put a ring of cheese around the crust and JACKPOT!!”, she was overheard as saying.

Kong and Lamar Odom at BOA Steakhouse on September 9th:

The third best Kardashian and the third best Laker got married at a private residence in Beverly Hills yesterday after only meeting each other one month ago and divorcing two…

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Megan Fox On SNLBy toddSeptember 27, 2009

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My rape fantasy beloved Megan Fox hosted the season premiere of SNL last night, and most people thought it would be a disaster because she’s not really known for being an intentional comedic actress. But luckily for her, SNL moved away from the comedy format about 15 years ago. Oh please, I could watch “Execution Night Live” and laugh as much I do with this unfunny mess, but at least Megan looked hot. And quite frankly, my penis and I discussed it, and that’s basically all we really care about.

SNL is an hour and a half long. Only two skits, these two, were anything resembling funny. I swear, instead of wasting money on writers and cast members, maybe SNL should put the baby dancing to Beyonce video on a loop for two hours. At least then the laughing you hear wouldn’t be because trained snipers realize when the flashing applause sign isn’t obeyed.

My rape fantasy beloved Megan Fox hosted the season premiere of SNL last night, and most people thought it would be a disaster because she’s not really known for being…

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