Jennifer Garner officially filed for divorce from Ben Affleck yesterday, and since he doesn’t get drunk everyday now, it appears he’s been stress eating. Maybe it’s for the scene in The Batman where Batman and Batgirl get a free bra fitting at Nordstrom. Or maybe he started after he saw the Justice League trailer.
In this, THE AGE OF WOKENESS, everybody is being wired to be triggered at every turn, but people saying words have never really bothered me. Tomi Lahren doesn’t really bother me, because she was basically a paid troll who got fired for having a mind of her own on a specific issue. Now she wants all her social media accounts back from the bitches at The Blaze so she can’t keep saying words.
“Let me go. Let me move on,” Lahren said, during an appearance on Nightline. “I’m deeply hurt by what has happened, I’m disappointed in what has happened. But if this is the way that it is, let’s just part ways, cleanly.” “I just want to work and have the freedom to put my voice out there and I want to interact with my fans and my followers, that’s all I want out of this,” she added. “It’s my job, this is my life. Without that, I feel lost. When your outlet is taken away from you, when your catharsis is stripped from you and you don’t understand why and you’re so disappointed and you’re so blindsided by it—it hurts.”
I literally agree with nothing that comes out of her mouth except the pro-choice thing, but I like how losing the ability to tweet and Facebook has turned her into Moses and MLK. But I also understand she’s in weird and vulnerable place right now and that might mean she’s be open to banging a brown guy. Hit me up, boo. You can talk all you want into the pillow if you catch my meaning. I feel that you do.
In this, THE AGE OF WOKENESS, everybody is being wired to be triggered at every turn, but people saying words have never really bothered me. Tomi Lahren doesn’t really…
The attractive Hadid, Gigi Hadid, wore flannel and cut off jean shorts yesterday, but she only must have gotten halfway through the grunge station because I don’t see her wearing birkenstocks or overalls pigtails or sending *911 from her pager to get heroin. She’s not even practicing any type of witchcraft here. She got all this shit off Pinterest. Not realistic at all tbh.
The attractive Hadid, Gigi Hadid, wore flannel and cut off jean shorts yesterday, but she only must have gotten halfway through the grunge station because I don’t see her wearing birkenstocks…
Marilyn Monroe was a mentally unstable white lady who was killed by the Kennedy’s died of a drug overdose, so you can see why she has such wide appeal in Instagram quotes. Bella Thorne channeled whatever that is for Harper’s Bazaar and also did an interview. You can read it, or you just assume it’s like every former Disney star interview (“Disney didn’t let me do anything so now that I’m out of Disney I have to prove that I’m my own woman and that basically just means getting naked a lot”). Here’s some pictures they took for the interview.
Here’s also a picture of Bella Thorne and Bella Thorne’s butt designed to look like a tribute to her friend. You know how y’all do on Instagram.