Julia Roberts Is People’s World’s Most Beautiful Woman For The 5th TimeBy toddApril 20, 2017
Julia Roberts Is People’s World’s Most Beautiful Woman For The 5th Time

 

It’s unclear if this is some sort of secret settlement that was reached, but People named Julia Roberts the World’s Most Beautiful Woman for 2017. Julia Roberts is 49 and has 49 teeth.

It’s been 26 years since Julia Roberts was first on the cover of PEOPLE’s World’s Most Beautiful issue, and she’s still our favorite pretty woman.  The stunning star is, for a record fifth time, the Most Beautiful Woman in the World – though she can hardly believe it. “I am very flattered,” she tells PEOPLE’s editor-in-chief Jess Cagle in this week’s cover story.

I haven’t checked, but there’s probably an article about this that says something about white privilege and why they didn’t pick a plus-sized, gay immigrant with a hijab/black woman with natural hair/trans woman instead of a Julia Roberts, so there might be a march about this later. I’m gonna stop now, because I really don’t want to look at Julia Roberts’ face anymore. It’s weird, right? It just looks weird. Maybe this issue is really about scarecrows and this was all some kind of mixup.

  It’s unclear if this is some sort of secret settlement that was reached, but People named Julia Roberts the World’s Most Beautiful Woman for 2017. Julia Roberts is 49…

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Nicki Minaj Had An Ok New YearBy toddJanuary 03, 2017

I assume Nicki Minaj had a better NYE than Mariah Carey. I assume everyone did. Nicki Minaj performed at E11EVEN Miami on New Years. I’m only posting these because I drove from Atlanta to Raleigh and back yesterday, and when my phone died I had to listen to the radio. The radio really wants you to become invested in that Ariana Grande song about her going side to side. I hear it for the first time all the way through and I just realized its about Ariana suffering through  dicktimization. It also sounds like Nicki wrote her part on the way to the studio.

I assume Nicki Minaj had a better NYE than Mariah Carey. I assume everyone did. Nicki Minaj performed at E11EVEN Miami on New Years. I’m only posting these because I drove…

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Mariah Carey Was At A Colorado Dispensary Before Her Live NYE DeathBy toddJanuary 03, 2017
Mariah Carey Was At A Colorado Dispensary Before Her Live NYE Death

 

By now, I’m pretty sure you’ve all seen the video of Mariah Carey on NYE officially ending 2016 the only acceptable way it could end – dying from embarrassment. It was so bad even dorky ass Josh Groban tried to go in. If you haven’t seen it, I’m sure your grandma post it on Facebook in a few weeks. Or you can watch it here. You’ve also probably read how Mariah Carey thinks Dick Clark’s ghost sabotaged her. Any theory: Mariah Carey was high as hell.

Mariah Carey proved that she was just like millions of other Americans the week before her epic New Year’s Eve meltdown in Times Square as she was photographed doing some last minute shopping just before Christmas. It was not presents for her two young children Mariah seemed to be after however, with the 47-year-old pop star and her entourage spotted heading into a marijuana dispensary in the Colorado resort town of Aspen called The Original Leaf…The photos were taken exactly one week before Mariah walked off the stage during a nightmare performance of songs including ‘Emotions’ and ‘We Belong Together.’

Weed makes you forget things and not really give a shit then laugh about it later. So who knows, maybe she was high. Maybe we shouldn’t really care. Mariah Carey is probably so distraught right now, she’s wiping her tears with $100 bills and the paws of baby chinchillas.

 

 

Live holiday events’ war on successful black women singers has been going on for a while. #staywoke

 

 

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Well Happy New Year To You Too, Hailee Steinfeld On A Boat & LinksBy toddJanuary 03, 2017
Well Happy New Year To You Too, Hailee Steinfeld On A Boat & Links

 

Hilary Duff in a bikini is what you’d expect  (NSFW site )  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Jessica Alba in a bikini is also what you’d expect [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Kendall Jenner is see through again per her usual (NSFW )  [  The Nip Slip   ]

2017’s first Hot Slut Of The Day is the real hope and change we were promised   [  Dlisted  ]

Bella Thorne spent all day in a bikini and on Snapchat  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Madison Beer in a bikini   [  The Superficial   ]

2017 is coming for Queen Elizabeth  [ Cele|bitchy  ]

Izabel Goulart in a bikini   [  Moe Jackson   ]

WATCH: Woman falls off the stage during marriage proposal  [  COED   ]

More Hilary Duff mom bod at the beach  [  Popoholic  ]

30 Things We All Hated In 2016  [  Mandatory  ]

Remember when Hailee Steinfeld wore these pants? I do!  [ IDLY ]

 

  Hilary Duff in a bikini is what you’d expect  (NSFW site )  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] Jessica Alba in a bikini is also what you’d expect [  DrunkenStepfather   ] Kendall…

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Ashley Greene Got EngagedBy toddDecember 30, 2016
Ashley Greene Got Engaged

 

Ashley Greene is super hot, but if you tilt your head and squint your eyes she looks like Michael Jackson. She also possibly smokes crack. Paul Khoury accepts her flaws. Awww.

“Twilight” star Ashley Greene is engaged to Australian TV personality Paul Khoury. She posted a video of the romantic proposal during a holiday trip to New Zealand earlier in the month. In front of a waterfall, Khoury got down on one knee and popped the question, to which Greene replied a tearful yes.

I hope this Instagram video counts towards John Legend’s stream totals.

 

 

The ring looks like it cursed her hand. Maybe return it and get a new one.

 

 

  Ashley Greene is super hot, but if you tilt your head and squint your eyes she looks like Michael Jackson. She also possibly smokes crack. Paul Khoury accepts her…

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The Nanny Is Showing All Her Friends Ben Affleck’s Dick PicsBy toddAugust 06, 2015

Every picture in this gallery is a moment when the camera caught Ben Affleck realizing he didn’t make this chick sign an NDA.

Ben Affleck has denied he cheated on Jennifer Garner with the couple’s nanny, but according to a new report Christine Ouzounian has shown friends intimate photos featuring the actor!

Keep in mind all this came out a week ago. A fucking week. In seven days, this chick got a blow out, keys to Ben’s Lexus, Ben to pay all her bills and a room at a $1,500 a night hotel, staged a bikini shoot, tipped off the paparazzi, and had a secret plot to get pregnant. Seven days and has an A-list actor shook and Kris Jenner waiting for her AMA.  And when confronted by the media, she “refuses to discuss her relationship with Ben” so everybody will keeping talking about her. Ho is diabolical. This bitch is going full on scorched earth until a sperm touches an egg. All this while looking like a chick you’d forget to text back after your first Netflix and chill. Either the shit tastes like organic honey or her blowjobs have screened at festivals that we don’t know about. Ben better handle this soon or pray the cops can shoot a white lady when she starts to reload at the premiere of Batman vs. Superman.

Every picture in this gallery is a moment when the camera caught Ben Affleck realizing he didn’t make this chick sign an NDA. Ben Affleck has denied he cheated on…

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Phil Robertson Still Hates Gay PeopleBy toddMay 23, 2014
Phil Robertson Still Hates Gay People

 

You all know the story, Phil Robertson, a hillbilly who lives in a swamp hates gay people because Jesus (but he's cool with pedophilia), so he got suspended from A&E for a quick minute. He didn't have to die to become a martyr, because Christians claimed he was being crucified for "expressing his beliefs" because using the Bible to justify your hate is something that all god-fearing Christians take very seriously, Especialy when it comes to the gays. So imagine my shock and complete surprise when I found out that he's still doing it.

They were mad at me. … because instead of acknowledging their sin, like you had better do, they rail against me for giving ‘em their truth about their sin. Don’t deceive yourselves. You want the verse? The news media didn’t even know it was a verse. They thought I was just mouthing off. Is homosexual behavior a sin? …. Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Don’t be deceived. Neither the sexually immoral, neither the idolaters, nor adulterers, nor male prostitutes, nor homosexual offenders, nor thieves, nor greedy, nor drunkards, not slanderers, not swindlers, will inherit the kingdom of God.

Okay, for the sake of argument, let's say that sin is a real thing. Sin is a real thing, because your god is a shitty scientist and a sadist, and instead of correcting his mistake, he made us all defective because of two people in a garden, and when genocide by flood didn't work, he had his son tortured and brutally murdered so he could prove to you how much he loves humans. And now that his kid is dead, you either have to believe that actually happened no questions asked and live in constant fear of fucking up, because if you do, you'll suffer and burn forever in hell, because your god is a loving god.  Got it. Okay, sin is a real thing, so it would make sense that Christians understand that we are all imperfect creatures and that sin is inherent from the moment that they are born until the day they die regardless if they accept Jesus into their self-rigteoeus hearts as some sort one-time Clorox wipe that will save them from whatever horrible shit they do afterwards (Matthew 7:23). So that being the case, do Christians normally go around judging people who sin differently than them, or are they specifically stuck on the homosexual thing? Because they reeaalllyy seem to be overly concerned about dudes banging each other. Gay people don't think about gay sex this much. I'm seeing a lot of tearing of the garments over buttfucking, but not a lot about churches actively blessing troops so they can kill some brown guys or why Sunday morning is the most segregated time in the United States despite all of us supposedly being "all God's children". Let's maybe fix that first, before we assume two men or women who love each other are going bring the downfall of America. Not sure if you know this or not, but the people who have bought and paid for the candidates you rush to the polls to support are doing a pretty good job of that already.

 

 

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Katharine McPhee Is Divorcing The Dude She Cheated OnBy toddMay 23, 2014
Katharine McPhee Is Divorcing The Dude She Cheated On

 

"Hi, everyone! I'm Katharine McPhee! I'm a wonderful person!"

 

To recap, Katharine McPhee basically banged a married dude from Smash against a car in full view of paparazzi last year, the married dude then realized he had a wife and two kids, so he cut off McPhee like Herschel's leg. Then McPhee's dumbass husband, Nick Cokas, took her back. She thanked him by filing for divorce.

Katharine McPhee has finally pulled the plug on her marriage from the man she publicly cheated on. Katherine's rep released a statement confirming the divorce, saying, "After six years of marriage, and having been separated for the past year, [Katharine] has filed for a dissolution of marriage from Nick Cokas." The rep added, "The two have an amicable relationship and will remain friends."

If "the two have an amicable relationship and will remain friends" means "he hasn't gotten around to unfriending her on Facebook yet", then yeah, they'll remain friends. But optimistic publicist speak aside, he's not remaining friends with this bitch. These hos ain't cordial.

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Photoshopped Jessica Alba Really Wants You To Go See ‘Sin City 2’By toddMay 23, 2014
Photoshopped Jessica Alba Really Wants You To Go See ‘Sin City 2’

 

Yes, Entertainment Weekly obviously gave Jessica Alba a bigger rack and a younger face and made her pose in a bikini for next week's issue, but I ask you this, isn't that what we all wanted? That's rhetorical btw. Happy Friday.

  Yes, Entertainment Weekly obviously gave Jessica Alba a bigger rack and a younger face and made her pose in a bikini for next week's issue, but I ask you…

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Jennifer Lawrence Is BasicBy toddMay 22, 2014
Jennifer Lawrence Is Basic

 

Hey, you know how every time I post about Jennifer Lawrence I'm always quick to point out that she tries way too fucking hard? Why? Oh, no reason.

 

 

[h/t ONTD]

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