James Franco Might Have Head-Butted Some Dude Over Lana Del ReyBy toddOctober 19, 2016
James Franco Might Have Head-Butted Some Dude Over Lana Del Rey

 

A photographer is suing James Franco because in 2014 he was at a Lana Del Rey concert, and if I’m reading this right, James Franco was high as shit on something.

David Tonnessen says he was snapping photos of Lana at Hollywood Forever Cemetery in 2014 when Franco, unprovoked, viciously charged and head-butted him in the stomach. According to the docs … Franco was “smiling, rather demonically” when Tonnessen first spotted him, and then — with a “blank expression of joy on his face” … knocked him to the ground. Tonnessen says he was hospitalized and suffered permanent injuries. He’s suing for medical expenses and other damages. We’ve reached out to Franco, so far no word back.

I have no idea where this story is gonna go, but here’s some pics of Lana Del Rey in 2014. Doesn’t seem worth it.

 

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Amber Rose Perfectly Summed Up The Donald Trump Sex StuffBy toddOctober 18, 2016
Amber Rose Perfectly Summed Up The Donald Trump Sex Stuff

 

If you don’t really want to hear what Amber Rose has to say, it’s easy to write her off as a “slut” or “stripper” to keep your fear of women who won’t allow themselves to be subjugated at bay, but when she has an opinion on an issue, it’s pretty much fucking spot on. She also killed Kanye with a single tweet and sent Khloe Kardashian into the ether. Respect. On Friday, during her Loveline with Amber Rose podcast, Rose gave her opinion on the latest Donald Trump mess.

“This is definitely not me sticking up for Donald Trump at all, [but] I do feel like, based on his age, where he came from, the fact that he grew up with a lot of money and a lot of entitlement, that’s probably all he knows. White, privileged, older, f–king rich as f–k,”..“‘I can touch anybody’s p—y I want, I’m Donald Trump. Who the hell is ever going to say no?’”

If you have any critical thinking skills at all, it just takes one time listening to Donald Trump responding to these allegations to understand that this is 100% how he feels. He’s more annoyed that his supporters might not think the women are hot. You know who does that? Narcissists who get caught on hot mics saying they grab pussy whenever they want, then saying the dozen who claimed he did just that are liars.

Then Amber Rose said this. This right here.

“I feel like if Donald Trump — if I was just a regular girl, before I became an activist — came and touched my vagina, I would be scared to tell someone. I would be terrified. I would be like, ‘Donald Trump literally just touched my vagina. Who the f–k do I call? Do I call 9-1-1? Do I call the cop that lives in my neighborhood? Who do I contact? Do I get online and put it on Twitter?”…How do I go about it [so] people literally wouldn’t say, ‘You’re f–king lying. Donald Trump is a millionaire. He doesn’t have to touch your vagina without consent. He could literally f–k whoever he wants’?”

If you don’t understand that last blockquote and how it pertains to victims of sexual assault by powerful men, then either you wish you could grab pussy without recourse or you just hate Hillary too much to understand. Or it it could just be a big media conspiracy to make Trump say these things. You never know!

 

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‘The Accountant’ UK Premiere Was Last Night, Anna Kendrick Seems ThrilledBy toddOctober 18, 2016
‘The Accountant’ UK Premiere Was Last Night, Anna Kendrick Seems Thrilled

 

From what I can tell, The Accountant is about a slick hitman with autism who shoots bad guys instead of elementary school children with a gun his mom bought. Part of this movie filmed right outside my friend’s apartment in Buckhead, and you could legit look out the window and see Ben Affleck. The didn’t even make me want to go to Buckhead. Cool story, Todd. Anyway, the UK premiere was last night, and I still can’t figure out if Anna Kendrick is supposed to be attractive or not. Her face kinda looks like a witch mask. The boobs don’t, so this what might be causing the confusion on my end.

 

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Trump Fans Booed And Walked Out Of An Amy Schumer ShowBy toddOctober 17, 2016
Trump Fans Booed And Walked Out Of An Amy Schumer Show

 

Just so this makes sense, Amy Schumer‘s comedy show was in Florida.

About 200 people walked out of Amy Schumer’s comedy show at the Amalie Arena in Tampa Sunday when she mocked Donald Trump as, among other things, an “orange, sexual-assaulting, fake- college-starting monster.” Loud booing from a vocal, but small minority of the arena crowd started about halfway through the show, when Schumer’s raunchy humor veered into more topical matters topics, including gun control and the presidential election…She made it clear she doesn’t understand how people can support Trump. At one point, she asked for a Trump supporter – preferably one with sleeves, she told security personnel – to join her up on stage to explain their enthusiasm for Trump. One fellow did, but he said he was voting for Trump mainly because he doesn’t trust Clinton. When some audience members booed, the actor/comedian invited them to leave and also asked security to remove anyone booing.

Just like their Supreme Leader, when faced with even the slightest bit of criticism, Trump stans have an unhinged meltdown, but also, Amy Schumer is a horrible person. I’m voting third party on this one. Nope. Still not Gary Johnson. Dude needs to just eat the other half of his brownie and go to sleep.

 

UPDATE: The video was removed from YouTube. It’s a global conspiracy and the media is trying to rig the election or something.

 

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Kim Kardashian Takes Great Vacation Photos With Google Image SearchBy toddApril 09, 2014
Kim Kardashian Takes Great Vacation Photos With Google Image Search

 

Kim Kardashian was in Thailand last week for a much needed vacation, and I'm not going to get into how gross these are, but if Kim is known for one thing, its for attempting to portray her life in the most realistic way possible. Her show is never edited or subject to reshoots for dramatic effect or to push a certain narrative, and she's never had one plastic surgery procedure. And her 72 day marriage to Kris Humphries wasn't a ploy to help sagging ratings. All of these are vicious lies perpetrated by haters. So imagine everyone's shock and surprise when she posted a picture of Thailand on Instagram. And by "posted a picture of Thailand on Instagram", I mean she typed "Thailand beach" into a Google image search and posted that. Just so we're clear, Kim Kardashian was actually IN Thailand but had to look up a picture of Thailand to post on Instagram. Like, I don't even know where to start with this. Sorry. I need to get up and walk around.

 

 

Kim Kardashian Google Image

Kim Kardashian Google

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus Got Naked For Rolling StoneBy toddApril 09, 2014
Julia Louis-Dreyfus Got Naked For Rolling Stone

 

Wearing only the words of Thomas Jefferson like the most popular dancer in a Tea Party strip club, Julia Louis-Dreyfus got naked for Rolling Stone. At 53 she's still getting it done with the help of airbrushing, but it's pretty disgusting that after being on Seinfeld and Veep, Dreyfus has to remove her clothes to get on the cover. Just another example of the patriarchy subjugating a succcessful woman by reducing her to nothing more than a sex object and the whore archetype. How long must we as a society allow hahahaha just kidding. Hey, guys! Elaine Benes is naked. Set your jack off hand to 1994.

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Charlotte McKinney Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddApril 09, 2014
Charlotte McKinney Says Good Morning, Links

 

Um, okay  [Dlisted]

BREAKING: Lena Dunham says dumb shit  [Fishwrapper]

Edita Vilkevicuite is butt ass naked on the beach (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

The Ultimate Warrior died   [The Superficial]

Byana Holly in a bikini  [Hollywood Tuna]

Jennifer Garner looking hot   [Popoholic]

Beyonce hand bra  [Drunken Stepfather]

Jennifer Aniston is trying to win an Oscar  [Celebitchy]

Paulina Gretzsky. Good god, man [Celebslam]

Tommy Boy had a joke that took 20 years to notice [Film Drunk]

 

 

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‘The Other Woman’ Had A PremiereBy toddApril 08, 2014

Despite looking like she was cursed by a warlock some time around 2002, Cameron Diaz is still being cast in romantic comedies. But now Hollywood has to cast hot chicks in her movies with her because, well, look at the banner picture. Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann are just happy to be here at this point. The film's script was rewritten and the title was changed to The Other Woman after the studio found out it was just Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann in the movie. "Wait, do what now? Nope." a studio executive said.

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Kate Upton Got The Cover Of Vanity FairBy toddSeptember 04, 2013
Kate Upton Got The Cover Of Vanity Fair

 

Kate Upton was recently named Model Of The Year by people who make those decisions, and much like the NBA All-Star Game, it's not based on any type of merit, but rather name recognition and whoever fans see in commercials the most (like when Kate was the third hottest one in a Gillette Body Grooming commercial. 'Sup, Genesis?). So now she's on the cover of Vanity Fair for their 100th anniversary issue. Sure, her boobs look massive, because Kate Upton without her rack hanging out might as well change her name to Katherine Upton. The bad news is that they showed her entire face. C'mon, bro. Don't nobody want to see that.

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Good Lawd, Scarlett Johansson And LinksBy toddSeptember 04, 2013

Jennifer Lopez is Just as Dull as Ever  [Fishwrapper]

Courtney Stodden Reveals Her Naked Breasts on Big Brother (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Heidi Montag Didn’t Biodegrade Yet [The Superficial]

Well Damn, Emma Watson [Popoholic]

Kelly Brook Does FHM [Hollywood Tuna]

Aaryn Gries’ Mom Is Mad At Julie Chen For Attacking Her Daughter [Dlisted]

Taylor Swift is not wearing weirdo high waisted bikini bottoms (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Kerry Washington went to the same school as Gwyneth Paltrow [Lainey Gossip]

Oscar de la Renta doesn’t want any famewhores or C-listers at his fashion shows [Celebitchy]

Jaclyn Swedberg Does A Photoshoot With Raquel Rischard [Moe Jackson]

Everyone went to the movies this summer [Film Drunk]

Kourtney Kardashian charged $150 to meet her this weekend [Celebslam]

Hot Girls Giving You More Random, Useless Facts [COED Magazine]

‘True Blood’ Ending Next Season [The Blemish]

“Fifty Shades” Fans Really Need To Get Lives [Evil Beet Gossip]

New Thor: The Dark World Television Trailer [Crave Online]

American Horror Story: Coven unveils poster art [Popbytes]

Get Revenge [MyEx]

Jennifer Lopez is Just as Dull as Ever  [Fishwrapper] Courtney Stodden Reveals Her Naked Breasts on Big Brother (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Heidi Montag Didn’t Biodegrade Yet [The Superficial]…

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