I don’t feel like I’m being my duty to you guys if I don’t post these pictures of Charli XCX and her sideboob at the Brit Awards. So here’s Charli XCX’s and her sideboob at the Brit Awards. She actually probably smells like weed. Or maybe not. I mean, if she did then you’d think her music would be better.
Kim Kardashian got a second hand invitation to the Brit Awards, and she showed up wearing another one of special made outfits that was specially crafted by Chinese kids with a firm grasp on the law of physics. Like, for real, who looks at her ass and legitimately wants to stick their penis in it? It looks like something you’d lower into the velociraptor cage.
I posted about Taylor Swift yesterday and now I’m posting about Taylor Swift today. Good times. I’m not sure what’s up with her wardrobe choices lately, but I’m not going to ask too many questions. Maybe her cats destroyed all her rompers and ASOS coats. Nice job, cats.
She’ll sadly never gonna be as hot as her mom, but any human who came out of Lisa Bonet’s vagina wasn’t going to be unattractive, so here’s Zoe Kravitz on the cover of Ocean Magazine. Giuliana Rancic saw these pictures and threw up the rice cake she thought about eating yesterday. Then Kelly Osbourne snarled and snatched it off the ground and deep fried it in Nutella.
I know me posting this first is the online equivalent of me banging Abigail Ratchford against her kitchen counter then sneaking out the back and wiping off my mouth before The Superficial comes over with three dozen long stems and a dinner reservation, but I’m up early today. Sorry, Mike! Your girl is lookin’ hot as fuck though. Big fan, big fan.
One could make the case that Chelsea Handler should have smoked weed while she had a show, but she posted her legal medical marijuana card on Twitter yesterday. If I was high right now, I’d point at the DOB and laugh. C’mon, now. You can’t be 40 for 10 years unless you’re a vampire or Gwen Stefani.
I’ve made no secret of the fact that I want to pin Taylor Swift‘s knees to her ears and take out my anger over her music on her vagina, because I’m a romantic at heart. The dress she wore to the Elle Style Awards doesn’t change that. Just thought everyone should know that. I’m really big on sharing and communicating my emotions.