Jenny McCarthy Still Has TheseBy toddJune 01, 2012



I realize it’s not 1996 and if you saw Jenny McCarthy on the street you’d probably think it was Jenny McCarthy’s mom and she’s apparently found the cure for Austism by looking online, but she still has huge boobs. And huge boobs is something this site prides itself on. So glad we had this talk.

I realize it’s not 1996 and if you saw Jenny McCarthy on the street you’d probably think it was Jenny McCarthy’s mom and she’s apparently found the cure for Austism…

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Megan Fox is in Moscow, My HeartBy toddJune 17, 2009

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I’m not really sure how Megan Fox’s international tour for the premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen became my own personal porn, but she better run out of countries soon because my doctor just told me that this is really going to blow up my deductible. Thanks, Megan!

I’m not really sure how Megan Fox’s international tour for the premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen became my own personal porn, but she better run out of countries…

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Will and Jada Are FreaksBy toddJune 17, 2009

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If you’re friends Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, sorry to break this to you dude, but they probably fucked in your house. The Sun reports:

Sharing sex tips, Jada told RedBook Magazine: “Be sneaky… your girlfriend’s house at a party. The bathroom. A bedroom.” Talking of other places they like to get down to business, the actress added: “Think of places outside that are comfortable to have sex. “Does he have access to his office? Have a fantasy date. Be his secretary! Pull over on the side of the road… Just switch it up. “Anything like that can keep it going. Anything it takes to keep the flame alive.”

Even though they’re Scientologists, it’s good to have a chick who will do anything to make your relationship work, even if that means doing reverse cowgirl on her best friend’s sink. In all honesty, that’s what every man wants. So, I don’t know if any of you ladies want to bookmark this, because the next time I take applications for a girlfriend, this might be a good reference for the “Special skills” portion.

If you’re friends Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, sorry to break this to you dude, but they probably fucked in your house. The Sun reports: Sharing sex tips, Jada…

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It’s Over Again.By toddJune 16, 2009

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Wow, here’s a surprise. E! News reports:

After Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson reconnected last month following their split in April, the couple has once again broken up. The duo broke things off again Monday night after a nasty argument. One major point of friction between the two was Sam’s friendship with Nicole Richie, who’s reportedly no fan of Lohan. “Nicole refuses even to be in the same room as Lindsay,” says a source, noting that just last week Nicole invited Sam to a mutual friend’s birthday party at Bar Marmont with the stipulation that she not bring Lindsay. “Sam went to the party, and it really upset Lindsay,” says the source. Sam’s rep declined to comment on her personal life, and Richie’s rep could not be reached for comment.

I’ve seen more functional relationships on an episode of COPS, so I’m having a hard time understanding why anybody would date Lindsay Lohan much less take her back. She’s a damn mess. That woman who drowned her kids in the tub would make a better girlfriend than Lindsay Lohan.

Wow, here’s a surprise. E! News reports: After Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson reconnected last month following their split in April, the couple has once again broken up. The duo…

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Lindsay Lohan Stole Stuff AgainBy toddJune 16, 2009

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Not content with just having tumbleweeds on her resume, Lindsay Lohan starting a fabulous new career as an international thief! TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan is wanted for questioning in connection with a jewel heist — and an expensive one at that. Scotland Yard is investigating the disappearance of around $500,000 worth of jewels — earrings and a necklace — that went missing after an Elle magazine shoot … and guess who was front and center for the shoot? Our freckle-faced friend. Scotland Yard wants to question LiLo …but they’re quick to add others are being investigated as well. Lohan’s rep was not immediately available for comment.

I really don’t feel sorry for anyone in this story, because to reiterate, you hired Lindsay Lohan. What the hell did you think was gonna happen? Either some dude was going to be rushed to the ER with a glowing penis or some shit was gonna get missing. And please, don’t let all the rich world of the fashion and the fact that Scotland Yard is investigating this fool you, Lindsay Lohan didn’t sneak in wearing a cat burglar costume and flipping over laser sensors. More than likely, the meth dealer outside probably said he wasn’t going to take a check or scratch off lottery tickets.

Not content with just having tumbleweeds on her resume, Lindsay Lohan starting a fabulous new career as an international thief! TMZ reports: Lindsay Lohan is wanted for questioning in connection…

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Irina Shayk is a ModelBy michelleJune 15, 2009

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I have no idea who Irina Shayk is, but I’m guessing she’s a sexy lingerie model. And if you look at a couple of these pictures really closely, you can kinda see some vulva. I’m talking serious labia definition. Cameltoe. Pastrami curtains. A hot dog bun made of meat. And they will jump out at you. Just let your vision go blurry, like those magic eye pictures. The labia will come flying at your face like a chest burster from Alien. That shit will latch on and never let go.

I have no idea who Irina Shayk is, but I’m guessing she’s a sexy lingerie model. And if you look at a couple of these pictures really closely, you can…

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Al Roker Hates Heidi and Spencer, Is AwesomeBy michelleJune 15, 2009
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Al Roker. He is the weatherman. He is my shining star. He is a black man. He is Al Roker. He interviewed Heidi and Spencer and was kind of a big meanie.From Al’s Twitter:

Heidi and Spencer are an interesting couple. famous for…being infamous. Bad and vacuous behavior. I think we’re at minute 11 of their 15.

Heidi on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, from TMZ:

“I was shocked at how rude he was – I was crying afterwards because I couldn’t believe I felt personally attacked … I wanted to say to him, do you feel proud of how you’re talking to me right now? I’m just a young woman and you’re coming at me so aggressively and meanly [sic] and mean-spirited.”

You can see the interview here.

So…Spencer slapped a chick in the face? Really? Why isn’t everyone talking about that? Yeah. Moving on. I love Al Roker. Love love love him. I want to send him a bucket o’ chicken /tired racial stereotype.
It was fun to listen to Spencer try to explain how he wants to be a villain in reality competition shows, but a hero in real life. Spencer, a hero. What would he have to do to shed his douchebag image? Rescue 100 orphans from a burning building? Nah, he’d still be a douchebag. I think douchebag is a bit too nice, and kinda overused. From this moment on, he is an enemanozzle. Doesn’t really roll off the tongue, but it is gross.
On to Heidi. Actually, I’m really sick of talking about these people, so can we please just send her off to a glue factory or rendering plant? Thanks.

Tony Robbins moment: If you are having self esteem issues, just have a look at these awful people. You will feel tons better, I promise.

Al Roker. He is the weatherman. He is my shining star. He is a black man. He is Al Roker. He interviewed Heidi and Spencer and was kind of a…

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Guess Who?By toddJune 15, 2009

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My obsession with Megan Fox has reached damn near crisis levels, so you can imagine my reaction after I saw these pictures of her at the AustralianBerlin premiere of that one movie she’s in now. To my credit, I was missing the other sock anyway.

My obsession with Megan Fox has reached damn near crisis levels, so you can imagine my reaction after I saw these pictures of her at the AustralianBerlin premiere of that…

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F-U-Seek-LinKsBy daveMarch 12, 2009

Britney Spears‘ “If You Seek Amy” video. [ICYDK]

Speaking of Britney Spears, she played Manhattan last night a lured Madonna to the show. Madge didn’t stay for the encore…and left smirking…[LaineyGossip]

Vanessa Hudgen’s crack is already starting to peek out, and it’s only Thursday. Her crack is like the Punxsutawney Phil of the weekend. Site NSFW. [TaxiDriverMovie]

Tyra Banks and Oprah Winfrey have really latched on to this Chris Brown/Rihanna thing. [FadedYouthBlog]

Lily Allen got angry at the paparazzi. This happens so frequently that I’m starting to think it’s synced her menstrual cycle. Because I’m a guy, and that’s what I’m conditioned to blame things on. [ImNotObsessed]

Someone has came up with a crazy conspiracy theory (more…)

Britney Spears‘ “If You Seek Amy” video. [ICYDK] Speaking of Britney Spears, she played Manhattan last night a lured Madonna to the show. Madge didn’t stay for the encore…and left…

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Doutzen Kroes is at the BeachBy toddMarch 11, 2009

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Victoria’s Secrets hottie Doutzen Kroes is in Miami right now and here she is frolicking on the beach with her boyfriend. At least I think that’s her boyfriend. I’ve been told that I’m really, really racist, so I guess these pictures could have been taken right before he robbed her. During happier times.

Victoria’s Secrets hottie Doutzen Kroes is in Miami right now and here she is frolicking on the beach with her boyfriend. At least I think that’s her boyfriend. I’ve been…

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