Reese Witherspoon’s Daughter Is Basically 90s Reese WitherspoonBy toddFebruary 09, 2017
Reese Witherspoon’s Daughter Is Basically 90s Reese Witherspoon

 

If you’re not old enough to remember how hot Reese Witherspoon was in the 90s (I know you have Google but THAT’S NOT THE SAME, MAN!), you just need to look at her daughter Ava Phillippe. But Ava Phillippe is 17, so don’t look that hard. What the hell is wrong with you? Weirdo.

 

With my always @avaphillippe .. #MotherDaughter #MatchyMatchy #Premiere #BigLittleLies

A photo posted by Reese Witherspoon (@reesewitherspoon) on

 

 

  If you’re not old enough to remember how hot Reese Witherspoon was in the 90s (I know you have Google but THAT’S NOT THE SAME, MAN!), you just need…

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Dirty Soap on E!By toddSeptember 23, 2011


They’ve been co-stars, best friends, worst enemies, boyfriends, girlfriends, and everything in between. Working together on set and spending their down-time together, they have formed substantial bonds and created a pseudo “soap family.” Romantic relationships are tested when one person’s career rockets forward and another’s is stuck at “go.” Jealousies arise as actors attempt to jump from one soap to another, and arch rivals must find a way to coexist in this sudsy microcosm without ripping each other to shreds. All the while their goals are clear – to grow their careers and to keep their hearts and heads above water in Tinseltown – where it’s so very easy to drown. Dirty Soap Premieres Tonight 10/9c on E!

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They’ve been co-stars, best friends, worst enemies, boyfriends, girlfriends, and everything in between. Working together on set and spending their down-time together, they have formed substantial bonds and created a…

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Hey, Everyone! It’s Pippa Middleton’s Crotch!By toddSeptember 21, 2011

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Supposedly attractive Pippa Middleton was frontrow at the Temperley S/S 2012 Fashion Show during London’s Fashion Week this weekend where she showed off her trick of making her thighs look like a vagina. Haha, it’s her thighs. And they look like a vagina.

Note: So, um, Rosario. How you doin’?

Supposedly attractive Pippa Middleton was frontrow at the Temperley S/S 2012 Fashion Show during London’s Fashion Week this weekend where she showed off her trick of making her thighs look…

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Nicolas Cage Is An Undead Vampire (According To A Guy On eBay)By toddSeptember 20, 2011

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I’m not gonna lie, this guy makes a valid point. Fox 411 reports:

Here is how the eBay listing for the photo reads:

Original c.1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host. This is not a trick photo of any kind and has not been manipulated in Photoshop or any other graphics program. It’s an original photo of a man who lived in Bristol, TN sometime around the Civil War. I’ve had a lot of questions asking where I purchased this. As followers of my website know, I collect antique memorial photography — images of dead people — from the 1800s. This photo was found in the very back of album that contained an unusual number of Civil War era death portraits (which is why I purchased it). All of the other people in the album, living and dead, were identified by name — this man was not. Photographer is Professor G.B. Smith. A contact of mine forwarded this interesting article (link) about the photographer, Smith. Turns out he was a confederate Civil War prisoner of war photographer. Guaranteed to be an original 1860s-70s photograph and not a modern reproduction, copy or photo manipulation.”

Ok, first let me point on the fact that this guy admits that he has a website to share with the world his hobby of collecting photographs of dead people from the 1800s. Now that all my lady readers are wet, HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT LOOKS LIKE NIC CAGE. But I don’t recall undead vampires who quicken every 75 years needing hair plugs. According to popular movies, vampires are effeminate emo fags who sparkle. The guy in this picture is wearing a bowtie. You can’t pout and listen The Cure in the back of your mom’s minivan while wearing a bowtie.

I’m not gonna lie, this guy makes a valid point. Fox 411 reports: Here is how the eBay listing for the photo reads: “Original c.1870 carte de visite showing a…

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Elin Nordegren Is Already Marrying Another MillionaireBy toddSeptember 20, 2011

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You know why? Take too much to touch her. From what I heard she got a baby by Tiger. Radar Online reports:

Elin Nordegren, the wealthy and beautiful ex-wife of the golfing great, is ramping up her romance with her new beau, Jamie Dingman (this guy), and it seems that she so confident that he is the one that there are already rumors of marriage for the pair. Elin and Jamie spent time together over the summer playing with her kids and getting to know each other better, and now it would appear they are ready to take their relationship to a deeper level.

I don’t know Elin Nordegren personally, mostly because I’m not an heir, but I get the feeling she can’t use her vibrator without looking at an ATM receipt.

You know why? Take too much to touch her. From what I heard she got a baby by Tiger. Radar Online reports: Elin Nordegren, the wealthy and beautiful ex-wife of…

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Josh Charles Is A Great BoyfriendBy toddSeptember 19, 2011

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Apparently there is a show called The Good Wife, and on that show a guy named Josh Charles plays some guy. Josh Charles is also dating a chick named Sophie Flack. Josh Charles is also apparently licensed to give her a breast exam on the red carpet in full view of cameras. Thank God he’s wearing a tuxedo or this may have looked fucking creepy.

Image source = Gawker

Apparently there is a show called The Good Wife, and on that show a guy named Josh Charles plays some guy. Josh Charles is also dating a chick named Sophie…
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“Can You See My Boobs? I Want To Make Sure Everybody Sees My Boobs.”By toddSeptember 19, 2011

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I know you’re gonna find this hard to believe, but Chrsitina Hendricks showed up to the Emmys last night in a dress to show off her gigantic rack to get you disoriented and make you forget what the rest looks like. And who had the idea to make a deathly pale ginger pose in front of white and gold background? Is she supposed to be stunning or camouflaged?

Note: Being a woman automatically means you have self-esteem and body issues, but please keep in mind this is her husband. He must have tied a Twinkie to a string and made her chase it. Then he saved her life when she swallowed the ring he stuffed inside. Then he proposed. Then she finished the Twinkie. It’s a pretty touching story when you really think about it.

I know you’re gonna find this hard to believe, but Chrsitina Hendricks showed up to the Emmys last night in a dress to show off her gigantic rack to get…

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Amy Winehouse Was Almost A Model ParentBy jessJuly 31, 2011

Amy Winehouse was thisclose to adopting a 10-year-old girl named Dannika Augustine from St. Lucia before she died. TMZ reports:

Dannika tells The Sunday Mirror, “Amy was already my mother. I would call her mum and she would call me her daughter. She took care of me and we had fun together. I loved her and she loved me … She was the most amazing person and I was looking forward to living with her here or in London. I cannot believe she is gone. This is the worst thing that ever happened to me.” Dannika’s grandmother Marjorie says she spoke to Amy a few weeks ago and that Amy planned to return to St. Lucia next month. She told the paper, “Amy wanted to have a child so bad. If she had not died, there is no doubt she would be here in St Lucia completing the adoption process. There is no way she would have done what she did to herself if Dannika was with her.” Both of Dannika’s parents had signed off on the adoption.

I don’t know why this girl’s parents bothered doing paperwork at all. If you’re willing to relinquish your 10-year-old to a self-destructive drug addict, you could save yourself a lot of time and money and just toss her to a pack of wolverines. The meat you have to tie around her neck would be a lot cheaper and more accessible than the smack you’d have to hide in her pockets for Amy to pay her any mind.

Amy Winehouse was thisclose to adopting a 10-year-old girl named Dannika Augustine from St. Lucia before she died. TMZ reports: Dannika tells The Sunday Mirror, “Amy was already my mother….

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The Kardashians Like KakeBy jessJuly 30, 2011
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Kim Kardashian hosted and filmed a wedding cake tasting where only Khloe actually tasted any cake. I guess “urinal” flavor wasn’t on the menu.

Kim Kardashian hosted and filmed a wedding cake tasting where only Khloe actually tasted any cake. I guess “urinal” flavor wasn’t on the menu.

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Scarlett Johansson Supports The FrenchBy jessJuly 30, 2011

Newly single again Scarlett Johansson recently received an invite to a Marine Corps ball. Too bad it wasn’t in Haiti. The Los Angeles Times reports:

Scarlett Johansson is the latest Hollywood type to be invited to the Marine Corps Ball, this time to the Nov. 10 event in Albany, Ga. Perhaps rebounding from that whirlwind Sean Penn thing, or maybe even the Ryan Reynolds thing, Johansson declined. She cited a “prior commitment,” but the Ministry suspects something else was to blame: a high-concept video. Original inviter Sgt. Scott Moore, who asked Mila Kunis to his Nov. 18 event on a bet, stood in front of a camera in Afghanistan and simply asked. Cpl. Kelsey de Santis, who’s ball-bound with Justin Timberlake on Nov. 12, had a few burly fellow Marines as background, but essentially stood in front of a camera in Quantico, Va., and simply asked. Then things went south — quite literally, to video shoots in Texas and Georgia. Betty White declined the invitation of Sgt. Ray Lewis, whose video included various calisthenics and a costume change. Now “Avengers” actress Johansson says no to Sgt. Dustin L. Williams, whose video included various calisthenics and a picture of Johansson toasting with bubbly. White and Johansson both declined graciously — with the latter promising to send a case of Champagne to help Williams and his pals celebrate the Marine Corps’ birthday, and “Terminator” actress Linda Hamilton posting her own video offering to step into White’s party shoes.

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Newly single again Scarlett Johansson recently received an invite to a Marine Corps ball. Too bad it wasn’t in Haiti. The Los Angeles Times reports: Scarlett Johansson is the latest…

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