Audrina Patridge TriedBy toddNovember 02, 2009

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God made Audrina Patridge’s face ready to wear for Halloween, but at least she tried to look hot and slutty this weekend. I mean, she’s kinda required by law because of her big tits and kick ass stomach. Christ, they’re sick. I would sling an entire civilization on them, but I’m not sure about her costume’s return policy.

God made Audrina Patridge’s face ready to wear for Halloween, but at least she tried to look hot and slutty this weekend. I mean, she’s kinda required by law because…

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Jamie Foxx is Michael JacksonBy toddJune 29, 2009

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Of course the BET Awards last night turned into a Michael Jackson circle jerk,so of course somebody at some point was gonna do the moonwalk. That somebody was Jamie Foxx. Which brings up the point, the moonwalk is just walking backwards right? And if it’s supposed to be an accurate representation of walking on the moon, then why are the laws of anti-gravity not being taken into account? How can this be an iconic dance when it’s whole foundation is built on half-truths and scientific falsities?! DO NOT BE FOOLED ANY LONGER!!! WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

I have no idea who any of those people in the audience are and I don’t look for pictures of Jamie Foxx, so here’s Nell McAndrew naked in Loaded Magazine. Yay racism! (a few might be NSFW):

Of course the BET Awards last night turned into a Michael Jackson circle jerk,so of course somebody at some point was gonna do the moonwalk. That somebody was Jamie Foxx….

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