Because I CareBy toddAugust 04, 2010

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Since I don’t care that Wyclef Jean is running for president of a country whose chief exports are orphans and voodoo, and since I really don’t care that the Dallas Cowboys are destined to continue their march toward mediocrity and playoff futility, here’s the hi-res version of the Rolling Stone cover voted “Most Likely To Get Pregnant By Todd”. You’re welcome.

Since I don’t care that Wyclef Jean is running for president of a country whose chief exports are orphans and voodoo, and since I really don’t care that the Dallas…

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Lindsay Is A Ninja Or SomethingBy toddAugust 04, 2010

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Lindsay only does photoshoots for things people never buy now, so here she is in Marc Ecko’s “secret ‘Muse’ campaign”. It was reportedly shot back in May and it was supposed to be this big huge secret. For what I’m not sure. I think Marc Ecko’s secret is pretty much already known much to his parents’ disapproval. Because God hates homosexuals, you see.

You can see the rest of the pic HERE if you want, but please realize it’s more pictures of Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay only does photoshoots for things people never buy now, so here she is in Marc Ecko’s “secret ‘Muse’ campaign”. It was reportedly shot back in May and it was…

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Christina Hendricks In High SchoolBy toddAugust 04, 2010

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A picture of Christina Hendricks in her high school yearbook was released yesterday, and not entirely surprising, she was the pale goth chick. She actually almost looks exactly like a girl I sorta kinda dated in high school, but that didn’t work out. Apparently you can’t plug a saxophone into an amp. Whatever. Fine, be that way! See if I care!

Pic source = Best Week Ever

A picture of Christina Hendricks in her high school yearbook was released yesterday, and not entirely surprising, she was the pale goth chick. She actually almost looks exactly like a…

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Holly Peers Does Nuts, LinksBy toddAugust 03, 2010

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Michael Lohan is banging this [The Superficial]
Scientology has nice boobs [Popoholic]
Avril Lavigne nip slip [TaxiDriver Movie]
Reggie Bush is banging Kanye’s old piece [Celebslam]
5 things women wear that men hate. I’ll add jean shorts to this list [COED Magazine]
Christina Hendricks in a tight dress [Popeater]
Katy Perry in Rolling Stone. Christ [Just Jared]
This is completely unacceptable! [Egotastic]
6 Degrees of STDs [Cityrag]
Michelle Duggar wants another kid, because 19 isn’t enough [Cele|bitchy]
Nicole Moser is hot [Heyman Hustle]
Harry Potter has a new girlfriend [Allie Is Wired]
Laurence Fisburne is not happy [The Blemish]

If you made it this far, the banner pic is Holly Peers. Specifically, Holly Peers’ beautiful rack. I would titty fuck this, but I might cum a double rainbow.

Michael Lohan is banging this [The Superficial] Scientology has nice boobs [Popoholic] Avril Lavigne nip slip [TaxiDriver Movie] Reggie Bush is banging Kanye’s old piece [Celebslam] 5 things women wear…

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Lindsay Is The Epitome of SelflessnessBy toddAugust 03, 2010

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Three weeks before she was sent to jail, Lindsay Lohan posed in a prisoner-striped bikini and opened her mouth for an interview. I don’t know how a meth addict who goes through more alcohol than Oktoberfest can truly believe she’s Mother Teresa, but please remember she’s high most of the time. E! reports:

Just shy of her 24th birthday at the time of her interview with the men’s mag, Lindsay proffered the following older and wiser nugget when asked about her hopes for the upcoming year: “To focus on myself and my work and to move all press on me to focus on the work I do.” ‘Cause if there’s one thing LiLo embodies at the moment, it’s the epitome of selflessness. “Also, I’d like to do more work in India and travel to Malawi,” she said. Having apparently gained insight from the roadblock-heavy path she’s on, she also offered up some advice about how to cope with adversity. “Stay true to yourself always,” she said. “At the end of the day, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and be content with the choices you’ve made, and will make, in your life. Go with your gut!”

Yeah, because that’s what underprivileged kids need see. A completely delusional drunk whore with a low T-cell count fumbling around for her lighter and rolling up a dollar bill while trying to explain how electricity works. I give her two hours in India before she’s caught trying to put a condom on an elephant and snorting curry.

Three weeks before she was sent to jail, Lindsay Lohan posed in a prisoner-striped bikini and opened her mouth for an interview. I don’t know how a meth addict who…

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Eva Wrywal Says Good Morning. Again.By toddAugust 03, 2010

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I could write a thousand word essay and still not accurately describe how fucking sick I am right now, but since I can do this job on my death bed with a wireless connection, here’s Eva Wrywal (NSFW) in the August 6th issue of NUTS. If you take the time to read the words, you’ll discover that she loves to play video games and have sex for five hours at a time. I’m not even joking right now when I say that if she came NyQuil I’d seriously ask her to marry me right now.


DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, CLICK THE BANNER PIC

I could write a thousand word essay and still not accurately describe how fucking sick I am right now, but since I can do this job on my death bed…

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Lindsay Lohan As Linda LovelaceBy toddAugust 02, 2010

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Lindsay Lohan has already been replaced in the Linda Lovelace bioporn, Inferno, but here is her Tyler Shields photoshoot to remind her that she can’t even be counted on to play a chick who blows guys on camera. According to my research DVDs I bought online, it’s not really that hard to do.

Lindsay Lohan has already been replaced in the Linda Lovelace bioporn, Inferno, but here is her Tyler Shields photoshoot to remind her that she can’t even be counted on to…

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Jessica Alba Does FHMBy toddAugust 02, 2010

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There was a lot of discussion about the rights of illegal Mexicans coming over here then driving around in a car with no insurance and a Mexican pride sticker on it to their part-time job at Wendy’s over the weekend, so to make the pouting white people happy, here’s a Mexican in FHM! And she’s not even picking oranges or swallowing condoms filled with heroin! Or having babies 11 months apart or wearing a church dress with soccer shoes! Man, are the pictures some kind of alternate reality?! I might need to lie down! I can barely even believe it!

You can see more of Jessica Alba and other sexy girls at FHM.com.

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