Jessica Alba Isn’t DepressingBy toddJune 06, 2014

 

Like mass shootings, it's hard to keep track of all the rape posts on the site today, so to help that, here's Jessica Alba in a commercial either about ice cream or a Lambo. I can't really tell, but this just further drives the point home that we should have all have access to free chocolate covered condoms. You can cover pretty much anything in chocolate and a chick will put her mouth on it at least once. And if we decide on chocolate wine flavored condoms it's game over. GAME. OVER.

  Like mass shootings, it's hard to keep track of all the rape posts on the site today, so to help that, here's Jessica Alba in a commercial either about…

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You Can’t Smoke Meth With UsBy toddJune 06, 2014

Legendary star of the stage and screen, Lindsay Lohan, was photographed leaving Chiltern Firehouse in London last night, and it should be obvious to everyone that she was there to celebrate her starring role in the new Star Wars movie or her engagement to Leonardo DiCaprio or whatever delusional, insane shit she believed when she was high on cocaine.

Legendary star of the stage and screen, Lindsay Lohan, was photographed leaving Chiltern Firehouse in London last night, and it should be obvious to everyone that she was there to…

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Heather Graham Is Still Hot, LinksBy toddApril 17, 2013

Kat Von D in her See Thru Jumpsuit (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Katherine McPhee In A Bikini > Lindsay Lohan [The Superficial]
Xenia Deli is ridiculously hot  [Popoholic]
Miley Cyrus Knows How To Dress [Hollywood Tuna]
Amanda Bynes Has A Friend…. That She Paid….To Be Her Friend [Dlisted]
Catherine Giudici is a drunk because The Bachelor Sean Lowe is never around [MyEx]
VODKA MADE FROM COW'S MILK  [UDrunkBro]
Demi Lovato is in a bikini (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
What’s Gwyneth Paltrow up to? Being real chic [Lainey Gossip]
Angelina Jolie’s ‘never before seen’ horse photos go up for auction at Christie’s [Celebitchy]
Rachel Bilson Bikini Pics From Barbados [Moe Jackson]
Robert Downey, Jr. made $50 million from The Avengers [Film Drunk]
Elisha Cuthbert looks amazing [Celebslam]
A little girl plays the guitar better than you ever could [COED Magazine]
Nadia Dawn on Life, Love and the Future [The Blemish]
5 Movie Flavors We Need More Of in Gaming [Crave Online]
Will.I.Am allegedly ripped off an entire song [Popbytes]

 

Kat Von D in her See Thru Jumpsuit (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Katherine McPhee In A Bikini > Lindsay Lohan [The Superficial] Xenia Deli is ridiculously hot  [Popoholic] Miley…

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