Adrianne Curry Seems To Be Doing WellBy toddJune 16, 2011

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When you want people to know that you’re just a nerdy girl who shouldn’t be judged by her looks, the best thing to do is to go on Twitter and post a pic of yourself wearing a Star Wars belt buckle. Honestly, I have no idea why people call Adrianne Curry a desperate attention whore. She just wants to watch Star Wars and be left alone.

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The Hulk Will Be Completely Naked In The AvengersBy toddJune 16, 2011

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On Tuesday, I posted the first concept art poster for The Avengers and a lot of people asked if The Hulk was naked. Well, The Hulk was on Twitter last night, and said that not only is he naked in the poster, but he’s naked in the whole movie.

I have to inform the wolrd that the Hulk may be completely bare assed in this AVengers.

I guess this makes sense, because I don’t know who makes adjustable waist pants for those bloated days when you turn into a 12 foot tall giant, raging, humanoid monster. But I’d still check Old Navy, though. They have everything! I just bought some some capris there myself yesterday, and I have to say that the staff were friendly and very helpful.

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Sup, LadiesBy toddJune 15, 2011

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Days before his entire campaign staff walked out because he said, “Campaign? Fuck that. I’m going to Greece for two weeks”, Newt Gingrich was photographed chillin on a rock at Paradise Beach on the island of Mykonos. I don’t know, this kinda looks staged. Probably for an oatmeal box cover shoot, I bet.

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Gloria Allred Is Now Involved In Weinergate. You Don’t Say.By toddJune 15, 2011

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Like a lion in a pantsuit jumping on a gazelle, Gloria Allred never misses an opportunity to give attention whores a voice to tell their side of the story once they realize there’s money to be made. So, as expected, former porn star Ginger Lee has hired Allred to…uhhh…I’m not sure what exactly. TMZ reports:

As if he didn’t have enough on his hands, Congressman Anthony Weinier is about to get Allreded … because Gloria is holding a news conference today with former porn star Ginger Lee, and they’ll talk about that email TMZ told you about in which Weiner told Lee how to lie about their relationship. Yes, Ginger, now a “feature dancer,” will break her silence on the steamy tweets the Congressman sent her, as well as the email he sent after the scandal broke, which reads in part, “The key is to have a short, thought out statement that tackles the top line questions and then refer back to it … Like so many others, I follow Rep Weiner on Twitter …” Ginger will discuss how her “relationship” with Weiner began, what he asked of her and whether she still supports him. The news conference goes down at 12:30 PM ET at the Friar’s Club in NYC.

Some might say that holding a press conference and talking about her secret online relationship with a married Congressman might be difficult and embarrassing for Ginger Lee, but please keep in mind, she’s drank cum out of a chick’s asshole on camera before.

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Natalie Portman Had A Boy. This Is The Father.By toddJune 15, 2011

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Wait, I thought this kid’s twin sister was supposed to be the Princess? The Gay Force will be strong with this one. People reports:

It’s been a big year for Natalie Portman: an engagement, an Oscar and now a baby! The actress and fiancĂ© Benjamin Millepied have welcomed a son, PEOPLE has exclusively learned.

When your mom looks like Amon Goeth’s vegan housekeeper and your dad is a prancing lad whose idea of badass is doing an interpretive dance to Mahler, there’s really only once direction I see this kid going. And that’s down Sunset in cutoff jean shorts and mascara.

Wait, I thought this kid’s twin sister was supposed to be the Princess? The Gay Force will be strong with this one. People reports: It’s been a big year for…

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Cosmo Doesn’t Say She’s Fat. I Ain’t Down With ThatBy toddJune 14, 2011

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This is supposedly Kim Kardashian leaving the gym yesterday, but is “Gym” a new taco stand in L.A. that I don’t know about? Because, well, goddamn. This looks like something that’s about to get killed on Shark Week. I know I might lose a lot of black followers for this, but my anaconda don’t want none if looks like a Great White would eat it, son.

This is supposedly Kim Kardashian leaving the gym yesterday, but is “Gym” a new taco stand in L.A. that I don’t know about? Because, well, goddamn. This looks like something…

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Jennifer Aniston Is A HomewreckerBy toddJune 14, 2011

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Jennifer Aniston was only ever considered A-list because Brad Pitt stuck his penis inside her, and she has held on to that reputation because bitter women everywhere see her as the victim of an evil succubus who broke into her house and stole her husband. Since then, it’s been a parade of failed relationships after another. Until she started dating actor/writer Justin Theroux in May. You know, the Justin Theroux whose girlfriend of 14 years just moved out last weekend. New York Post reports:

Despite calling Angelina Jolie “uncool” for moving in on her ex-husband, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston’s romance with Justin Theroux has ended his 14-year relationship with his live-in girlfriend Heidi Bivens — who moved out of their home last weekend, Page Six has exclusively learned. Sources tell us Hollywood costume designer Bivens “is devastated” after Theroux abruptly ended their relationship as he got close to Aniston. Aniston, 42, and Theroux, 39, met last fall on the set of “Wanderlust,” due in October, but in recent weeks they have become inseparable. A source told us, “Heidi is heartbroken. She was completely blindsided. She and Justin had been together for years, they had a home. Then he met Jennifer and everything changed. At first he claimed he and Jen were friends.” A rep for Bivens confirmed to Page Six: “Heidi and Justin have been together for 14 years. They met when she was 20 years old and he 24, and yes, she just moved out of their home last weekend. She has no comment.” When Aniston and Theroux were first spotted dining together in May, her rep insisted they were friends. But it was reported at the time that Theroux is “edgier than the guys Jen usually dates . . . she really likes him.” In recent weeks, the pair have repeatedly been seen dining out and reportedly spending weekends together, with Hollywood sources telling us that “things are moving fast. They are practically living together.” Despite Heidi’s heartbreak, a friend of Theroux claimed, “Things were already over between him and Heidi before he got close to Jen.” Jennifer and Pitt announced their split in January 2005. She told Vogue in 2008 about Jolie — who described how her feelings for Pitt developed on the set of 2005’s “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” — saying, “I was unaware that it was happening. I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss.”

Man, I wonder what Chelsea Handler will have to say about this? I bet she’ll say something unfunny then stare directly into the camera. Then if we’re lucky, she’ll point to Chuy. Because midgets are really funny, you guys.

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Mark Cuban Would Like To Have A WordBy toddJune 13, 2011

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“At the end of the day, all the people that’s rooting on me to fail, they gotta wake up to the same life they had before they woke up today. They got the same personal problems they had, today. And I’m going to continue to live the way I want to live, and continue to do the things I want to do for me and my family and be happy with that.” – LeBron James during his post-game interview last night

Stay classy, LeBron.

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Taylor Momsen Is See Through NowBy toddJune 13, 2011

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Now that you’ve seen her tits, what’s a Taylor Momsen concert without her sticking her ass in the air? Based on what I hear on the news, a lot of white girls go missing each year only to be found in a shallow grave with semen in their hollowed out eye sockets and a snapped off broom handle in their anus. I can’t imagine that these pictures will slow that trend.

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Jessica Alba Needs A New MirrorBy toddOctober 07, 2010

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Jessica Alba was interviewed in this month’s British GQ magazine, and this might me too much information, but I might be hard. Splash reports:

Hollywood actress Jessica Alba said she believes every other actress out there is prettier than she is. The 29-year-old star admitted she is not confident in the way she looks and said she doesn’t understand why she’s a sex symbol. She said to British GQ magazine: “I don’t get it. Every actress out there is more beautiful than me.”She added: “Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, Jessica Biel, Jennifer Lopez, Halle Berry, Jennifer Garner, Beyonce, you name it. All better-looking than me. I’ve seen them without make-up, so I know.”

There’s nothing, and I repeat nothing, better than a hot chick with the self-esteem of a wheelchair athlete with lupus and third-degree burns, so Jessica Alba can keep on believing this for the rest of her life. I thought I would have to kidnap her loved ones, but apparently all I have to do to bang her is tell her she doesn’t look fat in her dress and my balls will get drained like my iPhone’s battery. What’s up with that, Steve Jobs? I shouldn’t need a monkey running on a treadmill to play Bejeweled, you jackass.

Jessica Alba was interviewed in this month’s British GQ magazine, and this might me too much information, but I might be hard. Splash reports: Hollywood actress Jessica Alba said she…

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