Bella Thorne Has A Music VideoBy toddFebruary 16, 2018
Bella Thorne Has A Music Video

 

Bella Thorne is in a new movie called, Midnight Sun, and she sings a song off the soundtrack called, “Burn So Bright.” Get it? Do you get it? As expected, the song is super generic and boring, but at least she looks like she took a shower for the video shoot. That’s a plus. Good for her for practicing contractually obligated self-care.

 

  Bella Thorne is in a new movie called, Midnight Sun, and she sings a song off the soundtrack called, “Burn So Bright.” Get it? Do you get it? As…

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Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Split UpBy toddFebruary 16, 2018
Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Split Up

 

Still don’t understand why somebody would want to marry Jennifer Aniston, but Justin Theroux did in 2015 and I guess almost three years was enough.

“In an effort to reduce any further speculation, we have decided to announce our separation. This decision was mutual and lovingly made at the end of last year. We are two best friends who have decided to part ways as a couple, but look forward to continuing our cherished friendship,” the couple said in a joint statement to E! News. “Normally we would do this privately, but given that the gossip industry cannot resist an opportunity to speculate and invent, we wanted to convey the truth directly. Whatever else is printed about us that is not directly from us, is someone else’s fictional narrative. Above all, we are determined to maintain the deep respect and love that we have for one another.”

I mean, it’s not like Jennifer Aniston’s career was prolonged ten years longer than it should have because of the gossip industry, but that’s not here nor there. But, of course,  now people are saying Brad Pitt and Aniston should get back together, but remember that Pitt is (reportedly) a violent alcoholic and Aniston is a narcissist who is a raging coke head (allegedly) according to everybody I know in LA. Brad would probably leave her ass on read anyway. Who knew Angelina Jolie would be the one with her shit together? Hit her up, Justin. Chelsea Handler is gonna blame you anyway, so might as well.

 

  Still don’t understand why somebody would want to marry Jennifer Aniston, but Justin Theroux did in 2015 and I guess almost three years was enough. “In an effort to…

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Marilyn Manson Called Justin Bieber A “Piece Of Shit”By toddSeptember 14, 2017
Marilyn Manson Called Justin Bieber A “Piece Of Shit”

 

Justin Bieber is a douche and Marilyn Manson has an album to promote, so it’s time to rehash some stuff from last year to show once again that Bieber is a douche while simultaneously getting Manson’s name back in the news. SEE HOW THIS WORKS, KIDS?! Here’s your setup:

Last summer, a repurposed Manson t-shirt featuring the phrase “Bigger Than Satan … Bieber” was sold for $195 at luxury retailer Barneys. At the time, the t-shirt’s designer, Fear of God, was adamant that Manson had given him and Bieber permission to “reinterpret” the original image. However, in a forthcoming interview with Consequence of Sound, Manson offers a different account. Manson says that when he first met Bieber “he was [already] wearing the shirt that had his name on my shirt, and he said to me, ‘I made you relevant again.’” “Bad mistake to say to me,” Manson adds.

Here’s your payoff:

Manson says he eventually “took all the proceeds from those shirts from him. They didn’t even fight, they were just like, ‘yea, we already know, we did wrong, so here’s the money.’ “He was a real piece of shit in the way he had the arrogance to say that,” Manson says of Bieber. “He was a real touchy-feely guy, too, like, ‘yo yo bro!’ and touches you when he’s talking. I’m like, you need to stand down, you’re dick height on me, ok? (laughs) Alright? So stand down, son.

Bieber’s pastor will probably quote him a scripture about how Jesus was also persecuted then ask for a donation, but I’m only posting this story so I can put up the only Marilyn Manson pics that matter. Enjoy.

 

  Justin Bieber is a douche and Marilyn Manson has an album to promote, so it’s time to rehash some stuff from last year to show once again that Bieber…

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J.J. Abrams Is Co-Writing And Directing ‘Star Wars: Episode IX’, So There’s ThatBy toddSeptember 12, 2017
J.J. Abrams Is Co-Writing And Directing ‘Star Wars: Episode IX’, So There’s That



After Colin Trevorrow got kicked out of the room for being an obnoxious asshole, and Rian Johnson saying “nah”, J.J. Abrams is now back for Star Wars: Episode IX. Yay?
J.J. Abrams, who launched a new era of Star Wars with The Force Awakens in 2015, is returning to complete the sequel trilogy as writer and director of Star Wars: Episode IXAbrams will co-write the film with Chris TerrioStar Wars: Episode IX will be produced by Kathleen Kennedy, Michelle Rejwan, Abrams, Bad Robot, and Lucasfilm.
“With The Force Awakens, J.J. delivered everything we could have possibly hoped for, and I am so excited that he is coming back to close out this trilogy,” said Lucasfilm President Kathleen Kennedy.
Chris Terrio’s biggest writing credits are Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice and Justice League, so looks like the Episode IX will be Phantom Menace levels of shit. At least we now know that Rey’s mom’s real name is Martha. Thanks, Disney!
After Colin Trevorrow got kicked out of the room for being an obnoxious asshole, and Rian Johnson saying “nah”, J.J. Abrams is now back for Star Wars: Episode IX. Yay?…

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Bella Thorne, EveryoneBy toddSeptember 11, 2017
Bella Thorne, Everyone

 

Hey, dudes. So my power has been put for like two hours and it just came back on and my dog won’t stop howling, but I had these 61 pics of Bella Thorne saved so here there are. Her body is sick, but unfortunately it’s attached to her head that contains her weird ass brain. I’m posting this now before I get electrocuted. Thanks, Irma. Enjoy.

 

  Hey, dudes. So my power has been put for like two hours and it just came back on and my dog won’t stop howling, but I had these 61…

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Rihanna Did Crop Over AgainBy toddAugust 08, 2017
Rihanna Did Crop Over Again

 

It’s that time of year again, Rihanna is at Crop Over. Crop Over is something they do in Barbados that we only know about because Rihanna goes every year and dresses like this. If elected, I will make this a national holiday. Rihanna looks so hot here even Chris Brown commented. He also nearly beat her to death because she asked who he was texting one time. Not sure why he’s allowed to comment. Maybe she should try blocking him at least once.

 

the @aura_experience caught by @dennisleupold #BARBADOS #cropover2017 #culture

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We serve a gracious god:

  It’s that time of year again, Rihanna is at Crop Over. Crop Over is something they do in Barbados that we only know about because Rihanna goes every year…

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Aaron Carter Is Bisexual, SingleBy toddAugust 07, 2017
Aaron Carter Is Bisexual, Single

 

So, Aaron Carter came out as bisexual on Twitter this weekend. Then his girlfriend broke up with him the next day. I guess she’s homophobic or biphobic or whatever new term that’s dropped on Tumblr that I don’t know about yet.

Aaron Carter and his girlfriend, Madison Parker, have split, Us Weekly can confirm. A source close to the couple tells Us that the pair, who began dating at the end of last year, have gone their separate ways. “The split was very amicable,” the source says. “Aaron is continuing to focus on his personal self with regards to his truth, health and music.”

I assume Aaron Carter still wants to bang Hilary Duff, because who wouldn’t want to bang this piece of ass and inferiority complex disguised as empowerment?

 

 

But good for Aaron. Live your truth, buddy. In 2017, probably the best way for people to forget you’re a horrible person is to come out as gay/bisexual or become a woman. It worked for Caitlyn Jenner for like three weeks. She even got a Vanity Fair cover and got to kill someone.

  So, Aaron Carter came out as bisexual on Twitter this weekend. Then his girlfriend broke up with him the next day. I guess she’s homophobic or biphobic or whatever new…

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Elon Musk Dumped Amber HeardBy toddAugust 07, 2017
Elon Musk Dumped Amber Heard



Amber Heard wanted $50K a month from Johnny Depp, but started dating Elon Musk who is worth $12B. That come up was short lived, because Musk dumped her last week.

Heard, 31, is ‘devastated’ after tech tycoon Elon Musk ended their year-long romance. Last night a source told The Mail on Sunday: ‘It’s all over between Amber and Elon and she’s devastated. It was his decision. ‘He ended it a week ago. He’d heard certain things about her behaviour that didn’t sit well with him.  ‘Amber can be very manipulative and selfish. Elon’s back in LA while she’s licking her wounds in Australia.’

Two thing you can believe at the same time: 1.) Johnny Depp abused Amber Heard 2.) Amber Heard is a manipulative asshole. You can believe those to things remembering how their divorce went down. And that’s ok. Maybe that’s her thing. She’s a hot blonde and I assume hot blondes think that will work for them. But for unfortunately for Amber, she has to cancel her plan to be the first person to spend money on Mars. She’ll just have to be okay with being in Justice League, which from what I’ve heard, already has a 23% on Rotten Tomatoes.



Amber Heard wanted $50K a month from Johnny Depp, but started dating Elon Musk who is worth $12B. That come up was short lived, because Musk dumped her last week….

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Chris Pratt Is SingleBy toddAugust 07, 2017
Chris Pratt Is Single

 

Chris Pratt announced on Facebook that he and Anna Faris are separating after eight years of marriage. Pratt was so broken up about it, his announcement took three sentences.

 

Anna and I are sad to announce we are legally separating. We tried hard for a long time, and we’re really disappointed. …

Posted by Chris Pratt on Sunday, August 6, 2017

 

This actually took longer than I had initially expected. I thought this was gonna come after Jurassic World to be honest. In 2009, Chris Pratt was fat gay playing a dumbass on a TV show. In 2017, he’s a ripped international movie star with a star on Hollywood Walk Of Fame. You can’t really wake up to Anna Faris every morning after that. That’s just basic man science.

 

  Chris Pratt announced on Facebook that he and Anna Faris are separating after eight years of marriage. Pratt was so broken up about it, his announcement took three sentences….

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Tom Wopat Got Arrested For Sticking His Fingers In A Woman’s ButtBy toddAugust 04, 2017
Tom Wopat Got Arrested For Sticking His Fingers In A Woman’s Butt

 

Dukes of Hazzard‘s Tom Wopat got arrested on Wednesday in Waltham, Mass. In town rehearsing a play, Wopat got arrested for indecent assault and battery and liking cocaine. His face also looks like the ass end of a burrito with a mustache on it

According to law enforcement … police arrested 65-year-old Wopat Wednesday at 10:53 PM. Police were actively looking for him, and pulled him over in his Ford Bronco. We’re told cops found a small baggie of cocaine on him, and he was booked for possession.

So what is “indecent assault” you might be asking yourself? Well, they call it that when you stick your hand down a woman’s pants and stick your fingers in her butt crack and said woman is not cool with that.

According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, Wopat was rehearsing his show, “42nd Street,” at the Reagle Theatre in Waltham, MA on July 23 when a woman on the set claims he walked behind her and she felt his hand grab her butt. She also says she felt his fingers go between her butt cheeks. She complained to one of the honchos about the incident, and Wopat was confronted. According to the police report, he denied touching the woman and said, “F*** them all.” There are 2 other incidents mentioned in the police report, both occurring during rehearsals. In one case a woman says he came up from behind her and wrapped his arm around her hip and lower waist, pulling her into him. In another instance a woman says he peeled sunburned skin off her arm.

Tom is out here just wanting to do blow and grab women’s asses and peel dead skin off their arms oh damn Tom what the hell is you doing, man? . He should have sang the lyrics to the Dukes Of Hazzard when the cops tried to arrested him and everybody would’ve had a good laugh then they would’ve shared his cocaine and went to foil a Boss Hog scheme.

  Dukes of Hazzard‘s Tom Wopat got arrested on Wednesday in Waltham, Mass. In town rehearsing a play, Wopat got arrested for indecent assault and battery and liking cocaine. His face also…
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