I Forgot About Julianne HoughBy toddSeptember 24, 2013

Somwehow I missed Julianne Hough in my Emmys post, because I guess I didn't recognize her without yoga pants. So to make up for that, here she is in the dress. I like to pretend she's wearing yoga pants underneath even though you can clearly see her legs. I've been watching Law & Order: SVU for like three days now and there really should be some type of yoga pants defense. What? Objection?! On what grounds?!

Somwehow I missed Julianne Hough in my Emmys post, because I guess I didn't recognize her without yoga pants. So to make up for that, here she is in the…

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Jessica Alba Needs A New MirrorBy toddOctober 07, 2010

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Jessica Alba was interviewed in this month’s British GQ magazine, and this might me too much information, but I might be hard. Splash reports:

Hollywood actress Jessica Alba said she believes every other actress out there is prettier than she is. The 29-year-old star admitted she is not confident in the way she looks and said she doesn’t understand why she’s a sex symbol. She said to British GQ magazine: “I don’t get it. Every actress out there is more beautiful than me.”She added: “Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, Jessica Biel, Jennifer Lopez, Halle Berry, Jennifer Garner, Beyonce, you name it. All better-looking than me. I’ve seen them without make-up, so I know.”

There’s nothing, and I repeat nothing, better than a hot chick with the self-esteem of a wheelchair athlete with lupus and third-degree burns, so Jessica Alba can keep on believing this for the rest of her life. I thought I would have to kidnap her loved ones, but apparently all I have to do to bang her is tell her she doesn’t look fat in her dress and my balls will get drained like my iPhone’s battery. What’s up with that, Steve Jobs? I shouldn’t need a monkey running on a treadmill to play Bejeweled, you jackass.

Jessica Alba was interviewed in this month’s British GQ magazine, and this might me too much information, but I might be hard. Splash reports: Hollywood actress Jessica Alba said she…

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FHM Australia Is A Good MagazineBy toddOctober 07, 2010

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I have no idea why Kelly Brook isn’t on the cover of every magazine ever made. Her body looks like it was created in some underground lair. She could be on the cover of Child Rapist Weekly and I’d buy at least three copies.

You can check out pics of Kelly Brook and more covergirls at FHM.com.

I have no idea why Kelly Brook isn’t on the cover of every magazine ever made. Her body looks like it was created in some underground lair. She could be…

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He Hasn’t Found His Dad’s HGHBy toddOctober 05, 2010

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Patrick Schwarzenegger was leaving a yoga studio in LA yesterday, and unless he’s chewing Winstrol, it doesn’t look like he found his dad’s bunker of steroids. In related news, people ask me why I do yoga fives times week. I don’t know if you can tell in these pictures or not, but it’s really good for the skin.

Patrick Schwarzenegger was leaving a yoga studio in LA yesterday, and unless he’s chewing Winstrol, it doesn’t look like he found his dad’s bunker of steroids. In related news, people…

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Rosie Jones Says Good MorningBy toddOctober 05, 2010

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I just realized that Jennifer Aniston has been the top post all night and that Rosie Jones hasn’t. So, voila! Here’s Rosie Jones! I’m like a magician!


CLICK THE BANNER PIC TO SEE ALL THE NSFW WONDERS!

I just realized that Jennifer Aniston has been the top post all night and that Rosie Jones hasn’t. So, voila! Here’s Rosie Jones! I’m like a magician! CLICK THE BANNER…

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Danielle Radcliffe Is Sad. For Gays.By toddOctober 04, 2010

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Apparently some gay dudes killed themselves because of something or another, but since completely random people don’t commit suicide everyday, Harry Potter actor Danielle Radcliffe has taken the time to make sure you feel guilty. MTV News reports:

When Tyler Clementi leapt from a bridge after his roommate posted a video of his tryst with another man online, and 13-year-old Seth Walsh hung himself after enduring relentless anti-gay taunts, their actions not only resulted in tragic deaths, they helped to serve as a wake-up call that LGBT discrimination, especially among young people, is a serious issue that needs to be addressed. “Learning about the suicide deaths of Tyler Clementi, Seth Walsh, Asher Walker, Billy Lucas and Justin Aaberg has been heartbreaking for me. These young people were bullied and tormented by people that should have been their friends,” Radcliffe said. “We have a responsibility to be better to each other, and accept each others’ differences regardless of sexual orientation, gender identity, race, ability, or religion and stand up for someone when they’re bullied.”Radcliffe also urged people to reach out if they believe a pal may be considering suicide. “When a friend is feeling depressed or says they’re thinking of killing themselves, we must take it seriously and get them help,” Radcliffe continued, before directing young people to the website of the Trevor Project, an organization he has championed that provides support for LGBT youth and runs a 24-hour crisis-prevention hotline.

Look, I get some guys killed themselves. But just because they’re gay doesn’t mean it’s more tragic than the thousand other people who kill themselves. And if you kill yourself because some big meanie calls you bad names, you’re not necessarily a victim, you’re just kind of a pussy. If you’re gay, be gay. I hate to break this to you, but if you are, ignorant people like me will make fun of you. It happens. I mean it could be worse. Somebody took a picture of me one time in a silk Member’s Only jacket and I didn’t need a candlelight vigil.

Apparently some gay dudes killed themselves because of something or another, but since completely random people don’t commit suicide everyday, Harry Potter actor Danielle Radcliffe has taken the time to…

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Lindsay Has PrioritiesBy toddOctober 04, 2010

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Lindsay is at the Betty Ford Clinic in Desert Mirage, Palm Springs, California where she should be focusing on finding out why she can’t see a straw without trying to cut it in half, but please realize we’re talking about Lindsay Lohan. Popeater reports:

Cash strapped Lindsay Lohan has come up with a way to make some extra money while she is away in rehab. The scandalized star is planning a staged photo shoot documenting her healing that she will then sell to the highest bidder. “Lindsay hasn’t worked in so long that the only way she makes money now is from selling photographs,” a friend of Lohan’s tells me. “She can make an easy $30,000 to $40,000 a pop for a few hours work. However pictures of her in rehab getting better could sell for as much as $100,000.”…“Nothing with Lindsay surprises me anyone,” one weekly editor tells me. “You would think she would be focusing on dealing with her addictions not staying photo shoots. But this is who this girl is. She never thinks about the long-term solution but rather is always looking for the quick fix.”

Lindsay has been to rehab five times, been sent to jail, and the only calls she gets from Hollywood are from debt consolidation companies, so does anybody think this time is gonna be different? People kick addictions when they want to, no amount of rehab will help unless you want it to. I don’t care if Lindsay wins an Oscar or dies tomorrow, but in the meantime, can’t we just send this spoiled bitch to Dubai to get passed around like a hookah? I’m pretty sure there’s more money to be made than posing for pictures while chain-smoking during pillow therapy.

Lindsay is at the Betty Ford Clinic in Desert Mirage, Palm Springs, California where she should be focusing on finding out why she can’t see a straw without trying to…

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Ashley Tisdale Is Friendly, In A BikiniBy toddOctober 04, 2010

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Disney turns out more teen whores than an abstinence only education class, so here’s Ashley Tisdale at Wet Republic in Vegas this weekend riding some dude in the pool. Awesome. Whatever. I just want to know why the Bears haven’t asked Julius Peppers to play left tackle yet. There was more sacks in that game last night than an Adam Lambert oil painting. At one point I thought Jay Cutler was partially buried.

Note: Not that any of you care, but as you might have noticed, Molly covered for me on Thursday and Friday because apparently my gall bladder got his dates mixed up and thought PRIDE week was last week and decided to come out to friends and family. On the brightside, I’m on pain meds that they would pass out in a Civil War field hospital, so this week should be interesting.

Disney turns out more teen whores than an abstinence only education class, so here’s Ashley Tisdale at Wet Republic in Vegas this weekend riding some dude in the pool. Awesome….

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Enrique Iglesias Is Comfortable With HimselfBy mollyOctober 03, 2010
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I don’t know whether to be turned on or start building him a float for the next Pride Parade. Either way, I’m totally okay with this. According to OK! Magazine:

The 35-year-old star, who has been dating tennis ace Anna Kournikova since 2001, is not embarrassed by nudity and often likes to don his birthday suit with his buddies. He says: “I don’t know if I’m cool with it, but I’m not extremely embarrassed. I kind of like making fun of myself. I have five good friends and one of them is an exhibitionist so I think we all follow him. “Whenever he gets naked we all get naked and do stupid things.”

Thinking of Enrique Iglesias playing around naked with a group of his friends (who, in my head, all look like him) makes me think of Greco-Roman times where the men wrestled half-naked and looked like Gerard Butler in 300 and Brad Pitt in Troy, and that is definitely a happy place for my brain to be. So thank you Enrique, your self-disclosure has turned my Sunday frown completely upside down.

I don’t know whether to be turned on or start building him a float for the next Pride Parade. Either way, I’m totally okay with this. According to OK! Magazine:…

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She Had Me At TequilaBy mollyOctober 02, 2010

I totally have girl-wood right now. According to Popeater:

It’s two girls making out, and guys have a thing for that, and Nat is a nerd’s idea of heaven. The whole thing is silly, but I can see why people care.
Mila Kunis talks about the make out scene between her and Natalie Portman in ‘Black Swan.’ Director Darren Aronofsky recently revealed to the Hollywood reporter that a bottle of tequila had to be produced to helped get the good friends in the mood for the scene.

Some people think that all women have some form of latent bisexuality, and if that’s the case, mine just became manifest. Excuse me while I change my panties.

I totally have girl-wood right now. According to Popeater: It’s two girls making out, and guys have a thing for that, and Nat is a nerd’s idea of heaven. The…

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