Brooklyn Decker Came To Party, LinksBy toddFebruary 28, 2011

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Like the rest of the cast of Just Go With It, Brooklyn Decker had no business at the Oscars. But she did attend the Vanity Fair after party. As a Carolina Panther fan, I’d like to know her thoughts on who they might draft. Nick Fairley? Cam Newton? Da’Quan Bowers? And if she can tell me her thoughts on reverse cowgirl, you know, that would be great, too.

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Like the rest of the cast of Just Go With It, Brooklyn Decker had no business at the Oscars. But she did attend the Vanity Fair after party. As a…

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Melissa Leo Is AwesomeBy toddFebruary 28, 2011

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Along with Michael Shannon and Jeremy Renner, Melissa Leo is my favorite actor working today. She absolutely killed it in Frozen River, and in The Fighter she made the fantastic Christian Bale look like he needed more acting classes. So when she won her overdue Oscar last night, she said “fuckin'” in her acceptance speech. Basically what I’m saying is, the only way she could be any cooler is if she came on stage flying an X-Wing Fighter.

Along with Michael Shannon and Jeremy Renner, Melissa Leo is my favorite actor working today. She absolutely killed it in Frozen River, and in The Fighter she made the fantastic…

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Winter’s Bone. It’s Still Winter, Right?By toddFebruary 28, 2011

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Jennifer Lawrence lost the Best Actress Oscar to Natalie Portman, but Natalie Portman looks like a pregnant Fievel Goes To Urban Outfitters and has a vein on the side of her head that I think she uses to scan people’s minds. On the other hand, Jennifer Lawrence is 20 and wore this dress last night. Ask yourself, my friends. Who was the real winner here?

Jennifer Lawrence lost the Best Actress Oscar to Natalie Portman, but Natalie Portman looks like a pregnant Fievel Goes To Urban Outfitters and has a vein on the side of…

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Fashion Police: 2011 Academy Awards® on E!By toddFebruary 28, 2011


The fierce foursome is at it again, bringing viewers their no-holds-barred commentary (more…)

The fierce foursome is at it again, bringing viewers their no-holds-barred commentary

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Cameron Diaz Is A CavewomanBy jessFebruary 27, 2011
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Cameron Diaz still pays for skin flicks. Us Weekly reports:

On Thursday’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, when the host asked her if she enjoyed watching dirty movies, Diaz replied, “I love porn!”

And it seems the racy flicks are a favorite pastime for the star when she’s traveling.

“You know what I love about hotels? How discreet they are,” Diaz said. “I love that. They always give you that little thing at the bottom, ‘Your room will be charged the same as any other room, no titles will be used.’ [All the movies] cost the same amount.”

As for her own bedroom behavior, Diaz told Playboy last year that she likes it a little rough.

“I’m primal on an animalistic level, kind of like, ‘Bonk me over the head, throw me over your shoulder,” she told the mag. “You man, me woman.’ Not everybody has the right kind of primal thing for me…I love physical contact. I have to be touching my lover, like, always. It’s not optional.”

She likes being clubbed over the head and she’s obviously never heard of the Internet. If her fling with A-Rod doesn’t work out, Bamm-Bamm’s probably legal now.

Cameron Diaz still pays for skin flicks. Us Weekly reports: On Thursday’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, when the host asked her if she enjoyed watching dirty movies, Diaz replied, “I love…

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Charlie Sheen Is OffensiveBy jessFebruary 26, 2011

Producers are threatening to really pull the plug Two And A Half Men, making last week’s episode an impromptu series finale. Why? The media is speculating that Charlie Sheen is anti-Semitic for calling Chuck Lorre by his birth (and Hebrew) name in an open letter obtained by TMZ:

What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows … I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power and can’t handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

Remember these are my people … not yours…we will continue on together…

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Producers are threatening to really pull the plug Two And A Half Men, making last week’s episode an impromptu series finale. Why? The media is speculating that Charlie Sheen is…

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Catherine Zeta Jones Is FragileBy jessFebruary 26, 2011

And Michael Douglas will unleash a hadouken if you touch her. From Radar Online:

What was supposed to be a glorious night in the UK for Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones degenerated into bedlam, when a photographer slammed into the actress outside their London hotel, and RadarOnline.com has the shocking pics for you.

The Wall Street star, 66, his wife, 41, were in London, where Catherine received a prestigious CBE (Commander of the Order of the British Empire) honor from Buckingham Palace. The celeb couple followed that up with a meal at Gordon Ramsay’s restaurant in Claridge’s hotel.

The sparks flew afterwards, as the couple was wading through a sea of paps to return to their room, when a photographer allegedly made contact with Zeta-Jones’ face, causing her to scream out in pain.

A valiant Douglas — still showing the physical effects in his recovery from stage IV throat cancer — sprang into action to protect his wife.

Douglas last month told Matt Lauer the tumor in his throat is gone thanks to an eight-week regimen of radiation and chemotherapy.

A photographer bumps into Catherine Zeta Jones and she starts crying? Give me a break. For someone whose main appeal is how toned she is (or was, given we haven’t seen her bod in a while), she should be able to fend for herself. God knows she won’t always have a fucking cancer patient there to rescue her.

And Michael Douglas will unleash a hadouken if you touch her. From Radar Online: What was supposed to be a glorious night in the UK for Michael Douglas and Catherine…

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Vikki Blows Does CKNBy toddFebruary 25, 2011
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I got an email this morning pointing out the fact that Vikki Blows hasn't been on the site for a while, so I took immediate steps to change that. Like the time your sister told me was pregnant. Seriously, it could have been anybody's. She's kind of a slut, dude.

 

Btw, I'm making a mixtape for Vikki, and I'm thinking this for the first song. What do you guys think? I think she'll love it. Everybody loves a saxophone solo.

 

I got an email this morning pointing out the fact that Vikki Blows hasn't been on the site for a while, so I took immediate steps to change that. Like…

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