Emily Ratajkowski Is For Regret DayBy toddNovember 24, 2017
Emily Ratajkowski Is For Regret Day

 

Hey, friends. I hope everyone had a chill Thanksgiving and didn’t ruin everybody’s time by talking politics like some kind of idiot with a printed off topic list you found on Twitter. Nobody wanted to hear how you’ve been radicalized. America is pretty racist. Telling your racist uncle that won’t change that. Shut up and eat. I’m still in sweatpants as I write this, and probably won’t be able to eat food again until Tuesday, but I’ll make exceptions depending on what you mean by “eat”. Enter Emily Ratajkowski. She spent Thanksgiving on some kind of island in a bikini and took a lot of pictures like she usually does. But yes, going back to what I was saying about eating I would put the gravy I have in the tupperware on this.

 

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Jennifer Lawrence And Darren Aronofsky Split Up AlreadyBy toddNovember 22, 2017
Jennifer Lawrence And Darren Aronofsky Split Up Already

 

Sad news to report. Jennifer Lawrence and Darren Aronofsky have broken up. If an overrated 27-year-old actor from Kentucky and a pretentious 48-year-old Brooklyn hipster can’t stay together after making a shitty movie together that they thought was art, what hope do the rest of us have?

Jennifer Lawrence and Darren Aronofsky have called it quits, ET has exclusively learned from multiple sources. The former couple dated for roughly one year after working together on the 2017 film Mother!, directed by Aronofsky. A source says the breakup happened last month. It was an amicable split and they remain friends. Another source tells ET the pair’s last public sighting was at the Governors Awards in LA on Nov. 11 and although the two were already broken up, they sat together and were friendly. It’s not awkward, the source adds.

I could make a Mother! joke here, but these two already made it one, so I’ll leave it alone. Not sure what happened with them, but hopefully she was replaced with Emma Stone.

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