Rihanna Did Crop Over AgainBy toddAugust 08, 2017
Rihanna Did Crop Over Again

 

It’s that time of year again, Rihanna is at Crop Over. Crop Over is something they do in Barbados that we only know about because Rihanna goes every year and dresses like this. If elected, I will make this a national holiday. Rihanna looks so hot here even Chris Brown commented. He also nearly beat her to death because she asked who he was texting one time. Not sure why he’s allowed to comment. Maybe she should try blocking him at least once.

 

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We serve a gracious god:

  It’s that time of year again, Rihanna is at Crop Over. Crop Over is something they do in Barbados that we only know about because Rihanna goes every year…

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Aaron Carter Is Bisexual, SingleBy toddAugust 07, 2017
Aaron Carter Is Bisexual, Single

 

So, Aaron Carter came out as bisexual on Twitter this weekend. Then his girlfriend broke up with him the next day. I guess she’s homophobic or biphobic or whatever new term that’s dropped on Tumblr that I don’t know about yet.

Aaron Carter and his girlfriend, Madison Parker, have split, Us Weekly can confirm. A source close to the couple tells Us that the pair, who began dating at the end of last year, have gone their separate ways. “The split was very amicable,” the source says. “Aaron is continuing to focus on his personal self with regards to his truth, health and music.”

I assume Aaron Carter still wants to bang Hilary Duff, because who wouldn’t want to bang this piece of ass and inferiority complex disguised as empowerment?

 

 

But good for Aaron. Live your truth, buddy. In 2017, probably the best way for people to forget you’re a horrible person is to come out as gay/bisexual or become a woman. It worked for Caitlyn Jenner for like three weeks. She even got a Vanity Fair cover and got to kill someone.

  So, Aaron Carter came out as bisexual on Twitter this weekend. Then his girlfriend broke up with him the next day. I guess she’s homophobic or biphobic or whatever new…

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Elon Musk Dumped Amber HeardBy toddAugust 07, 2017
Elon Musk Dumped Amber Heard



Amber Heard wanted $50K a month from Johnny Depp, but started dating Elon Musk who is worth $12B. That come up was short lived, because Musk dumped her last week.

Heard, 31, is ‘devastated’ after tech tycoon Elon Musk ended their year-long romance. Last night a source told The Mail on Sunday: ‘It’s all over between Amber and Elon and she’s devastated. It was his decision. ‘He ended it a week ago. He’d heard certain things about her behaviour that didn’t sit well with him.  ‘Amber can be very manipulative and selfish. Elon’s back in LA while she’s licking her wounds in Australia.’

Two thing you can believe at the same time: 1.) Johnny Depp abused Amber Heard 2.) Amber Heard is a manipulative asshole. You can believe those to things remembering how their divorce went down. And that’s ok. Maybe that’s her thing. She’s a hot blonde and I assume hot blondes think that will work for them. But for unfortunately for Amber, she has to cancel her plan to be the first person to spend money on Mars. She’ll just have to be okay with being in Justice League, which from what I’ve heard, already has a 23% on Rotten Tomatoes.



Amber Heard wanted $50K a month from Johnny Depp, but started dating Elon Musk who is worth $12B. That come up was short lived, because Musk dumped her last week….

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Chris Pratt Is SingleBy toddAugust 07, 2017
Chris Pratt Is Single

 

Chris Pratt announced on Facebook that he and Anna Faris are separating after eight years of marriage. Pratt was so broken up about it, his announcement took three sentences.

 

Anna and I are sad to announce we are legally separating. We tried hard for a long time, and we’re really disappointed. …

Posted by Chris Pratt on Sunday, August 6, 2017

 

This actually took longer than I had initially expected. I thought this was gonna come after Jurassic World to be honest. In 2009, Chris Pratt was fat gay playing a dumbass on a TV show. In 2017, he’s a ripped international movie star with a star on Hollywood Walk Of Fame. You can’t really wake up to Anna Faris every morning after that. That’s just basic man science.

 

  Chris Pratt announced on Facebook that he and Anna Faris are separating after eight years of marriage. Pratt was so broken up about it, his announcement took three sentences….

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Anastasia Ashley Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddFebruary 04, 2014
Anastasia Ashley Says Good Morning, Links

 

 

Barbara Walters defends Woody Allen [Dlisted]

This is supposed to be Miley Cyrus [Fishwrapper]

Claudia Romani has some serious bikini cameltoe (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

The greatest Super Bowl commercial ever made [The Superficial]

Meet Joy Corrigan and Charlotte McKinney [Hollywood Tuna]

Selena Gomez in tight jeans [Popoholic]

College chicks filmed a porno in Columbia's library [Drunken Stepfather]

U.S. Customs will always have a hard on for Bieber [TMZ]

The Vanity Fair 2014 Hollywood Issue  [Lainey Gossip]

Cate Blanchett might not get an Oscar because of Dylan Farrow [Celebitchy]

Today's top 5 supermodel Instagrams [Moe Jackson]

A 16-year old kid stole Guy Fieri's Lambo [Film Drunk]

Jacquelyn Jablonski. Sup? [Celebslam]

 

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    Barbara Walters defends Woody Allen [Dlisted] This is supposed to be Miley Cyrus [Fishwrapper] Claudia Romani has some serious bikini cameltoe (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie] The greatest Super…

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Miley Cyrus Should Try AgainBy toddMarch 09, 2011

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Miley Cyrus is reportedly sexting Kings Of Leon bassist Jared Followill, so I hope this isn’t one of the pictures she sent. I mean, does she want him to fuck her or earn a merit badge by trying to get whatever the fuck that is off her head?

I see where this is going:

Miley Cyrus is reportedly sexting Kings Of Leon bassist Jared Followill, so I hope this isn’t one of the pictures she sent. I mean, does she want him to fuck…

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Megan Fox Is The Perfect WomanBy toddMarch 09, 2011

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In response to her ads for Armani, people have claimed that Megan Fox is anorexic and unhealthy. And by “people”, I mean jealous women crying like they’re in the Miami Heat locker room because Krispy Kreme hotlight is off. New York Daily News reports:

Cry her a river: Megan Fox eats a lot but she can’t gain weight. The actress and Armani model doesn’t like when people think her petite frame is due to anorexia, her personal trainer Harley Pasternak told HollywoodLife.com. Especially because keeping weight on is such a struggle. “She gets frustrated at times because she’s like, ‘I need to put on weight.’ So she actually weight-trains to keep on that lean muscle tissue,” Pasternak said. Pasternak insisted that Fox just has a “really fast metabolism.” “With her it’s really about [whether] she’s eating enough of the right things,” he said. People thought, ‘Oh, she must be anorexic,’ but she’s far from that!”.…”The key to Megan’s abs is first of all genetics,” Pasternak said. “The second is that we train her abs on all three planes. It’s not just about crunch, crunch, crunch. It’s about working her body up and down and side to side and rotation. We train all three of her rectus abdominis, her obliques and her corset muscle to make sure that her abs are not just tight and strong but small.”

To recap: hot, skinny, and genetically incapable of gaining weight. And also something about “rectus”. Does this quote also contain winning lottery numbers that I need to some kind of special decoder to read, because obviously it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever read.

In response to her ads for Armani, people have claimed that Megan Fox is anorexic and unhealthy. And by “people”, I mean jealous women crying like they’re in the Miami…

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Kate Upton Has OuttakesBy toddMarch 08, 2011

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In celebration of International Women’s Day, let me say that Kate Upton is the kind of girl you would get pregnant then force her to have the baby just to say you got her pregnant. Based on her Twitter and interviews, she probably would have a hard time finding me after I immediately left once the baby was born. Mostly because she seems kinda dumb. But again, I’m talking about having sex with her strictly to have the ability to say, “Oh, that SI model? Yeah, she’s my baby mama.” Her thoughts on Sylow theorems and if coolant in a nuclear reactor is best served when it acts as a neutron moderator don’t really concern me.

In celebration of International Women’s Day, let me say that Kate Upton is the kind of girl you would get pregnant then force her to have the baby just to…

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Amanda Seyfried Is At A PremiereBy toddMarch 08, 2011

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WOLF: “My, what big eyes you have.” RED RIDING HOOD: “That’s because I’m Amanda Seyfried.” – Seth McFarlane

I could say something else here, but really, what’s the point?

Amanda Seyfried at the Hollywood premiere of Red Riding Hood:

WOLF: “My, what big eyes you have.” RED RIDING HOOD: “That’s because I’m Amanda Seyfried.” – Seth McFarlane I could say something else here, but really, what’s the point? Amanda…

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Rosie Jones Is In FrontBy jessMarch 06, 2011
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I felt bad for posting three consecutive times about pop stars of questionable talent, so here’s Rosie Jones and her unquestionable talents in Front magazine (nsfw photos after the jump). Don’t say I never do anything for you. I’d do more, but it’s hard when Todd’s two years behind on his child support payments.

I felt bad for posting three consecutive times about pop stars of questionable talent, so here’s Rosie Jones and her unquestionable talents in Front magazine (nsfw photos after the jump)….

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