Margot Robbie At LAX & LinksBy toddAugust 24, 2016

Alexis Ren is trying to get Instagram banned  (NSFW) [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

The Kardashians might get reported to the FTC  [  The Superficial   ]

DMX has 15 kids now [  Dlisted  ]

Stella Maxwell‘s secret nipple  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Frenchy Morgan doing what she does (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

A moment with Barbara Fialho  [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Jessica Alba remains MILF #1  [  Popoholic   ]

Kendall Jenner looks super happy  [  Moe Jackson   ] 

The Cincinnati Zoo doesn’t want you to love Harambe   [  The Blemish  ]

Alexis Ren is trying to get Instagram banned  (NSFW) [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] The Kardashians might get reported to the FTC  [  The Superficial   ] DMX has 15 kids now […

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Ryan Lochte Lost All His EndorsementsBy toddAugust 23, 2016
Ryan Lochte Lost All His Endorsements


Ryan Lochte is just a kid (32-year old man) who overexaggerated (lied) his story about being held at gunpoint and robbed in Brazil (vandalized a gas station bathroom and confronted by armed guards who made him pay for it because Brazil isn’t America) and letting his teammates down (fleeing the country like a bitch without telling them). Now he’s losing all his shit.


Speedo USA: “While we have enjoyed a winning relationship with Ryan for over a decade and he has been an important member of the Speedo team, we cannot condone behavior that is counter to the values this brand has long stood for.”

Ralph Lauren: “”Ralph Lauren’s endorsement agreement with Ryan Lochte was specifically in support of the Rio 2016 Olympic Games, and the company will not be renewing his contract.”

Airweave: “made the decision to end our partnership with Ryan Lochte”

Syneron-Candela: “Syneron-Candela will be ending its partnership with Ryan Lochte. We hold our employees to high standards, and we expect the same of our business partners.”


This has to be terrible new to Ryan Lochte and his family. It’ll be even worse once they explain to him what “endorsement” means. 

Ryan Lochte is just a kid (32-year old man) who overexaggerated (lied) his story about being held at gunpoint and robbed in Brazil (vandalized a gas station bathroom and confronted by…

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Amy Schumer Wore This For Some ReasonBy toddAugust 23, 2016

The Internet keeps telling me that Amy Schumer isn’t fat, and Amy will have unhinged meltdown if you call her “plus-sized“, so they only real explanation is that she’s constantly storing nuts for winter. Another explanation is that she’s overweight. Whatever she’s a horrible person

The Internet keeps telling me that Amy Schumer isn’t fat, and Amy will have unhinged meltdown if you call her “plus-sized“, so they only real explanation is that she’s constantly…

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Candice Swanepoel At The 2015 VS Fashion ShowBy toddNovember 11, 2015

If my last post was unclear, I hope Candice Swanepoel at the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show helps whatever you’re confused about. I guess I can kinda understand how you would think not  raising the minimum wage and allowing corporations dump toxic waste in your drinking water will lift Americans out of poverty, but not this. Not this. You’re smarter than that.

If my last post was unclear, I hope Candice Swanepoel at the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show helps whatever you’re confused about. I guess I can kinda understand how you…

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Kendall Jenner At The 2015 VS Fashion ShowBy toddNovember 11, 2015

Ok, so two things can happen here: 1.) We can talk about how Kendall Jenner has no business walking on the same stage as Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio and realize her participation in the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is just a late Super Sweet 16 present from her mother, or 2.) we can all move on with our lives, click through the pictures, and except this is just a reality of the world in which we live. Happy Tuesday.

Ok, so two things can happen here: 1.) We can talk about how Kendall Jenner has no business walking on the same stage as Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio and…

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Selena Gomez At The 2015 VS Fashion Show, LinksBy toddNovember 11, 2015

Shia LaBeouf is watching all of his movies for 72 hours straight   [ Dlisted ]

Gwyneth Paltrow might join The View   [ The Superficial ]

Liv Tyler is see through  (NSFW)   [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Sarah Silverman topless in I Smile Back (NSFW)   [ The Nip Slip ]

Jennifer Lawrence wore this dress   [ Popoholic ]

A Kelsey Van Mook picture moment    [ Hollywood Tuna ]

All the Snapchats from the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show   [ DrunkenStepfather ]

Behati Prinsloo at the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show    [ Moe Jackson ]

Backstage at  2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show [ The Blemish ]

Fallout 4: Access the secret area that contains all of the game’s weapons and armor  [ Crave ]

Jessica Cribbon in a bikini  [ Egotastic ]

Shia LaBeouf is watching all of his movies for 72 hours straight   [ Dlisted ] Gwyneth Paltrow might join The View   [ The Superficial ] Liv Tyler is…

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Starbucks Just Trolled ‘Christians’By toddNovember 10, 2015
Starbucks Just Trolled ‘Christians’


The wig has already been snatched off the myth that Starbucks is funding the ISIS plot to behead Jesus in a transgender bathroom, it hasn’t stopped Donald Trump from calling for a boycott because he has to pander to the evangelical voters who prefer the docile black guy who really wants you to know he stabbed somebody and the pyramids were built because the Bible. Or maybe the Holocaust. You can never tell with him. But while faux Christians, who really won’t be expecting to see a bearded brown guy descend from heaven, were busy tripping over homeless veterans and immigrant orphans to be assholes to baristas making minimum wage, Jesus was doing a cover of the Cup Song on his YouTube channel and giving Starbucks a thumbs up.

Just in time for Veterans Day: Seattle-based coffee giant Starbucks is announcing today that it will now extend a 100% tuition-free four-year college benefit to the spouse or child of every U.S. veteran or active military reservist employed 20 or more hours a week. This new benefit, whose zero-tuition price point results from a 42-58 partnership between ASU and Starbucks, will be an additional benefit atop the previously-announced college benefit (also four years, 100% tuition free) that Starbucks extends to every employee who works 20 hours per week or more...Starbucks will also now be paying for up to 80 hours per year for service obligations of employees who are active duty or reservists in the U.S. Armed Forces or National Guard.

To their credit, the majority of my Christian friends on Facebook think this red cup drama is stupid and petty and exactly the type of thing that make the rest of us think they’re sociopaths who lash out when their beliefs are slightly inconvenienced making their mass delusional piety lie when ordering coffee or burning down a Planned Parenthood. In the meantime, Starbucks will gladly take their money and send veterans’ families to college instead of buying a private jet or installing stadium seating so more people can give them money whenever they say “God bless the troops”. It’s a real crowd pleaser from what I’ve heard.


 Here’s Rachel Hilbert. I assume she drinks coffee.


The wig has already been snatched off the myth that Starbucks is funding the ISIS plot to behead Jesus in a transgender bathroom, it hasn’t stopped Donald Trump from calling…
Jenny McCarthy Is Probably SingleBy toddOctober 29, 2015
Jenny McCarthy Is Probably Single


Let’s forget for a second that the pics in the gallery at the bottom there of Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg at a Halloween festival were taken two days ago, and let’s also forget that OK! is the source for this thing. Hear them out. I even used this banner picture for you. How many people would do that for you? All I’m saying is just read it. Why you gotta be like this? It doesn’t have to be this way.

“He’s had it with her refusal to act like a mature, responsible adult,” says the source. “He always tells her to grow up.” But that isn’t Donnie’s only issue with Jenny. Her 13-year-old son Evan has also been a major source of conflict in the relationship. Naturally, Jenny is very protective of him after he was diagnosed with autism as a toddler, something which she has spoken out about frequently. According to the source, Jenny will say or do anything to make her son happy, but Donnie is also concerned for his well-being and believes more discipline is necessary. “She never says no to him,” the source tells Ok!. “Then, when Donnie tries to be a good stepdad and lay down some ground rules, she ignores him or undermines him.”…Things reportedly got really tough recently during a fight about Evan, when “Donnie realized there is no talking sense into Jenny, so he just turned around and walked out,” said the source. “The truth is, he’s just mentally and emotionally exhausted..”

If you kids would get off my lawn and go look up a clip of Jenny McCarthy when she used to co-host Singled Out with Chris Hardwick (here’s one), you realize she still pretty much acts the same and that was in 1995 when she was kinda expected to act like that. Once you make a bunch of kids die from measles, you probably should act more serious. I would. I’d probably even get a cool mask and chest plate with buttons on it that do different stuff.  As far as Wahlberg not being able to deal with her kid, the dude’s from Boston. He’s probably doesn’t understand why doctors have tried to beat the autism out of him yet. This also applies to southern grandmothers. That being said, while this story seems pretty plausible, Jenny McCarthy’s boobs still look like that and she likes taking them out. Not much Wahlberg can do really.


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‘Neighbors 2’ Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddOctober 29, 2015

Khloe Kardashian got a People cover out of Lamar Odom  [ The Superficial ]

Zaina Dridi might not shave  (NSFW)   [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Derek Jeter stays winning  [ Dlisted ]

Madonna sexually assaulted Katy Perry  [ DrunkenStepfather ]

Ariel Winter is a legal issue  [ Hollywood Tuna ]

AnnaLynne McCord is still alive and wears this  (NSFW site)  [ The Nip Slip ]

Rachel Bilson has mom bod  [ Popoholic ]

All these pictures of Bree Conden in a bikini  [ Celebslam ]

Halle Berry divorced Olivier Martinez because he gets in fights too much  [ The Blemish ]

The screencaps of Supergirl are here, nerds  [ Egotastic ]

Stephanie Sigman at Spectre  [ Moe Jackson ]

Ash vs. Evil Dead got a second season  [Crave ]

Kendall Jenner had an acne struggle once  [ Cele|bitchy ]

 

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Shia LaBeouf Got BeatBy jessFebruary 07, 2011
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A drunk Shia LaBeouf got into a fist fight when another guy at a bar called him a mean name. Radar Online says:

Shia LeBeouf got into a bar brawl early Saturday morning after another patron called him a “f**king fagot,” RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

The incident occurred at 1 am at Mad Bull’s Tavern in L.A.’s Sherman Oaks district, and ended with the Transformers star in handcuffs.

Shia is a regular at Mad Bull’s and eyewitness Mikey Dee tells RadarOnline.com that LeBeouf was in the popular bar with about 14 of his friends.

Shia and his entourage had been at the tavern for several hours when he began having words with another patron on the outdoors patio, Dee says.

“The guy was laughing at Shia and called Shia ‘a f**king fagot’. Shia shot back that he was going to ‘kick is f**king ass’.

“Shia then lunged but the other guy got the first punch in. He hit Shia hard in the face and split his lip.”I saw him get hit, everyone did,” Dee says. “It caught him in the mouth. He punched him good.”

Just at that moment, a police officer was driving past and looking directly into the bar, Dee says. The patrolmen called for back up and “suddenly nine cop cars were there.

“They handcuffed both of them and asked Shia if he wanted to press charges. He said no.Then they asked the other guy and he said no too, so they let them go and they went on their separate ways.”

Shia LaBeouf doesn’t want to press charges because then the whole world will have more evidence that he’s a drunk bitch if he does. It’s the same reason I don’t press charges every time I wake up in a strange bed next to a Mariachi band and an empty bottle of Stoli: it’s expected, it’s my own fault, and we all know it’s going to happen again in a week.

I could’ve posted pictures of Shia here, but he looks like he belongs in a junior varsity Jewish basketball league, so here’s his new Transformers costar Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. I hope you’re not too upset.

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