Bar Refaeli Didn’t Get Married This WeekendBy toddAugust 22, 2011
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Instead, she was in Greece in a black bikini that Kim Kardaashian could only wear if sorcery was somehow involved or the inspection tag was stamped at Hogwarts.

 

Instead, she was in Greece in a black bikini that Kim Kardaashian could only wear if sorcery was somehow involved or the inspection tag was stamped at Hogwarts.  

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Megan Fox Is Not Kim KardashianBy jessAugust 21, 2011
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She’s also not a suicidal husband of anyone on a Bravo show, an artificially avant garde pop star, or on Jersey Shore. Seeing as I have football to watch, whiskey to shoot, and cupcakes to eat, those are reasons enough.

She’s also not a suicidal husband of anyone on a Bravo show, an artificially avant garde pop star, or on Jersey Shore. Seeing as I have football to watch, whiskey…

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Blame The Black GuyBy jessAugust 21, 2011
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Kim Kardashian got married last night, sold the photos to People, and will televise it on E! in October. In case you forgot why she was famous, look above. Oh, and read this from Radar.

Rapper Ray J is taking credit for all the worldwide interest in Kim Kardashian. The rapper who “co-starred” with Kim in an infamous sex tape, texted her a message that said just that, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. “And to think you really have me to thank for all this ;-)” a source tells us Ray J texted the bride! This isn’t the first time Ray has taken credit for Kim’s success. Earlier this year, he told an interviewer he had “created” her. A graphic sex tape of the two was leaked in February, 2007, and Vivid Entertainment jumped in with plans to professionally release it. Kim filed a $5 million lawsuit against the porn company. The parties settled for an undisclosed amount.

I’m happy that Ray-J’s admitting his guilt. To be fair, he had accomplices OJ Simpson and Ryan Seacrest, but they’re both already imprisoned–one in jail, one in the closet.

Kim Kardashian got married last night, sold the photos to People, and will televise it on E! in October. In case you forgot why she was famous, look above. Oh,…

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This Will End WellBy jessAugust 20, 2011

Charlie Sheen took Brooke Mueller to Mexico. Us Weekly says:

The divorced duo was spotted in L.A. Friday hopping aboard a private jet, and a source tells Us Weekly Sheen, 45, and Mueller, 34, are “thinking of getting back together.” The fired Two and a Half Men star — whose character is reportedly killed off in the season premiere — is currently paying Mueller $55,000 per month in child support. (The two are parents to 2-year-old twins Bob and Max.) On Christmas day in 2009, Sheen allegedly held a knife to Mueller’s throat and threatened to kill her. He later pled guilty on lesser charges and spent time in rehab, not jail. Since the incident, the two had lived apart, although their divorce wasn’t officially granted until this past May. A source tells Us the parents have been “getting counseling and therapy [with] the boys” and Mueller, who has struggled with substance addiction, is “actually responding to treatment.” “She’s totally gung-ho,” the source adds. “He just wants his kids to be happy, and if that means they need to be a family, then he is up for it… The kids have suffered a lot, and he feels so guilty lately.”

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Charlie Sheen took Brooke Mueller to Mexico. Us Weekly says: The divorced duo was spotted in L.A. Friday hopping aboard a private jet, and a source tells Us Weekly Sheen,…

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Arianny Celeste Wins TwitterBy toddAugust 19, 2011

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Arianny Celeste tweeted these pics of her in a bikini yesterday, and if you don’t know who she is, she’s an American model best known for being an Octagon girl for the UFC. And she’s 3/4 Mexican and 1/4 Filipino. And she’s from Las Vegas. In November 2010, she posed for Playboy. Wow, it seems like I know more about Arianny Celeste than I thought. Man, it’s almost like we’re dating. I mean, the papers her lawyers sent me didn’t use that exact term, but what do they know of love?

Arianny Celeste tweeted these pics of her in a bikini yesterday, and if you don’t know who she is, she’s an American model best known for being an Octagon girl…

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Ashley Greene Has Nice PantsBy toddAugust 19, 2011

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Jessica Simpson isn’t gonna believe this, but here’s pictures of Ashley Greene leaving a gym again. Man, how does she do it?! It’s almost like she cares h…ok, just look at her cameltoe. See it? Good. I don’t have to dick around with you people today.

Jessica Simpson isn’t gonna believe this, but here’s pictures of Ashley Greene leaving a gym again. Man, how does she do it?! It’s almost like she cares h…ok, just look…

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