Amber Rose Has A Nice InstagramBy toddJanuary 19, 2015

The Internet lost it’s shit this weekend when Amber Rose posted these pics on Instagram, and although I appreciate her comic book proportions, my penis is really small and I’d lose precious inches trying to hit this from the back. Can we maybe go get ice cream instead, Amber? Maybe go for a walk and talk? Did you know that the rain on Venus contains high levels of sulfuric acid? Oh, I know, right? Pretty interesting stuff.

The Internet lost it’s shit this weekend when Amber Rose posted these pics on Instagram, and although I appreciate her comic book proportions, my penis is really small and I’d…

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India Reynolds Says Good Afternoon, LinksBy toddDecember 17, 2013
India Reynolds Says Good Afternoon, Links

 

Charlie Sheen is still insane [Dlisted]

Kourtney Kardashian doesn't like being famous anymore [Fishwrapper]

Here's Lady Gaga butt naked on stage (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

R Kelly isn't funny anymore [The Superficial]

Jacelyn Swedberg. Good lawd. [Hollywood Tuna]

Here's Naomi Watts in a swimsuit [Popoholic]

This is a very good video [Drunken Stepfather]

Justin Bieber has to give a deposition [TMZ]

Colin Farrell had a relationship with Elizabeth Taylor [Lainey Gossip]

Brandi Glanville is refusing rehab [Celebitchy]

Adriana Lima is on the Fantasy Bra tour [Moe Jackson]

The trailer for Cheap Thrills is amazing [Film Drunk]

  Charlie Sheen is still insane [Dlisted] Kourtney Kardashian doesn't like being famous anymore [Fishwrapper] Here's Lady Gaga butt naked on stage (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie] R Kelly isn't funny…

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Olivia Wilde Is Defending Kim KardashianBy toddNovember 17, 2011

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Okay. New York Post reports:

Olivia Wilde doesn’t judge Kim Kardashian for her 72-day marriage. The “Butter” star, who finalized her own high-profile divorce from Italian aristo Tao Ruspoli last month, told us at a Standard Hotel after-party for “Another Happy Day,” “I empathize. It’s not easy. It’s the hardest thing in the world. People judge you because divorce is seen as failure. [Kim] took a risk. No one should be attacking her. Our attention should be focused on things that are truly scandalous.”

Just to clear up any misunderstanding here, you can’t really have a divorce if there was no marriage in the first place. And, yes, everybody should be attacking her. It was a money grab and to reiterate, her “marriage” last 72 days. Seventy. Two. It’s not like she put forth any semblance of an effort to save it or make it work. E! and Kris Jenner had an idea, Kim got married, they all got paid, now she’s conveniently single again to move on to the next with an extra $20 million. Wow. It seems like I put a lot of thought into that. Sorry. I can talk about my penis if you guys want. I know how much you ladies love that! My grandma says it’s bigger than average. Thanks grandma!

Okay. New York Post reports: Olivia Wilde doesn’t judge Kim Kardashian for her 72-day marriage. The “Butter” star, who finalized her own high-profile divorce from Italian aristo Tao Ruspoli last…

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